I was promised a pandemic


I was supposed to have the park to myself, not fight for a place to park. There's even little kids here1!!1ll!

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What if there was a world wide panic and the pandemic didn't show?
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You do bring up an interesting point @89ute. What’s the point of closing businesses, schools, etc. if people are acting like it’s a snow day and going outside?
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Life, uhhh, eemmm, finds a wayDoog_de_Jour said:You do bring up an interesting point @89ute. What’s the point of closing businesses, schools, etc. if people are acting like it’s a snow day and going outside?
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Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan. -
89ute said:
I was supposed to have the park to myself, not fight for a place to park. There's even little kids here1!!1ll!
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Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot?Sources said:.
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The only problem with Mexico is the Mexicans.Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan. -
@Pitchfork51 is proof of thisSwaye said:
The only problem with Mexico is the Mexicans.Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan. -
I thought she was from Spain.PurpleThrobber said:
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It's all the same.alumni94 said: -
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Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
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Wait, what? As somebody who came of age in the days of Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn, my head just esploded like I'm a scanners victim.PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
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Funny coming from you.Swaye said:
It's all the same.alumni94 said: -
I have nothing to add -just a great pic.PurpleThrobber said:
We? need a greatest rack tourney at some point. I'm too damned busy with end of the world matters. But assuming we are still here in a couple weeks, need to start thinking about b(rack)ets.
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You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
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WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
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Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
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Not bad, eh?ThomasFremont said:
Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.
As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best.
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I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.PurpleThrobber said:
Not bad, eh?ThomasFremont said:
Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.
As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best. -
Looks like Puerto Vallarta, si?Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan. -
My exact words every time Swaye sends me a selfie wearing nothing but warpaint and a headdressThomasFremont said:
I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.PurpleThrobber said:
Not bad, eh?ThomasFremont said:
Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.
As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best. -
My mind is tellin me noooo.dnc said:
My exact words every time Swaye sends me a selfie wearing nothing but warpaint and a headdressThomasFremont said:
I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.PurpleThrobber said:
Not bad, eh?ThomasFremont said:
Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.
As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best.
But my body.
My BAH-DAY! -
I don’t see nothing wrongThomasFremont said:
My mind is tellin me noooo.dnc said:
My exact words every time Swaye sends me a selfie wearing nothing but warpaint and a headdressThomasFremont said:
I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.PurpleThrobber said:
Not bad, eh?ThomasFremont said:
Redemption is thy name.PurpleThrobber said:
WAM, my man. Stat.ThomasFremont said:
You know why...PurpleThrobber said:Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.
Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.
As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best.
But my body.
My BAH-DAY! -
Still on the wagon? I’m on the wagon 99% of the time, and have been thinking of a trip, but a trip on the wagon seems disappointing and kind of a waste.Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan. -
That is correct, Hyatt Ziva resort.UWhuskytskeet said:
Looks like Puerto Vallarta, si?Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan.
First time in Mexico and was pleasantly surprised. Honestly reminded me of Santa Barbara, but bigger. Beautiful with great seafood.
It's hard for me to disagree with you. I was getting offered blow around every corner and the resort was all inclusive so had I wanted to I could have emptied every tequila bottle there.RoadDawg55 said:
Still on the wagon? I’m on the wagon 99% of the time, and have been thinking of a trip, but a trip on the wagon seems disappointing and kind of a waste.Doogles said:
Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan.
But alas, I'm nearly 2 years sans booze and blow and it is what it is.
If I had known about this place 2 years ago I would have probably od'd and been fished out of the walkout infinity pool, so at least I can say I had fun and am alive.