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The Throbber is fearful he may travel more than be at home this year.

Cheap flights. Everywhere. Time to go see some more cool shit in this great world.

PurpleThrobber

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.

You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.

HHusky

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.

Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

PurpleThrobber

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

Punch this into your app and request @Yousef_#1UberDriver

10101 NE 120th St, Kirkland, WA 98034

89ute

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.

True, but shittier politician.

GrundleStiltzkin

@DonaldTrump style is unadulterated hyperbole, and that doesn't serve present circumstances. Find someone good to run point on this, and then Trump can just echo that person's points—verbatim—to keep up appearances of being involved and engaged.

GrundleStiltzkin

Just quit talking, Donnie. Yes, people, are being irrational. Tweeting about flu deaths isn't going to calm the panic.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2020/03/09/trump-546-confirmed-cases-coronavirus-know/

Someday someone will explain to me what he thought he was accomplishing by saying stuff like this. My fallback explanation is always “He’s trying to talk the market up,” but he’s been trying that for the past two weeks with zero success. At some point even he has to understand that unrealistic optimism panics investors more than if he didn’t say anything at all.

Maybe this is his way of trying to reassure people. His aides are probably telling him to stay realistically optimistic in his public remarks — the tests are coming, we’re working on a fiscal stimulus, and so on — but in his mind that translates into a simple reliance on “the numbers” which everyone except him understands by now are faulty. There are 546 confirmed cases here because we’ve only tested a few thousand people. There’s every reason to believe that coronavirus is deadlier than the flu is, and much deadlier to older people. There’s no vaccine, and warmer summer weather doesn’t guarantee that cases of a novel virus will tail off. The flu numbers in the tweet below are the tally at the end of flu season whereas we’re still in the beginning stages of “corona season.” Confirmed cases are about to go way, way, way up as mass testing finally comes online. Almost everyone understands this.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.

It's the fucking same thing

HustlinOwl

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

Punch this into your app and request @Yousef_#1UberDriver

10101 NE 120th St, Kirkland, WA 98034

What kind of place is that? Look at the logo.

"Welcome to Life Care Center. Once we get Grandpa settled in the first thing we do to ease the transition is make Grandpa 'Suck His Own Dick'."

YellowSnow

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

PurpleThrobber

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

STFU, GTFO and LEAVE! has worked pretty well around here.

89ute

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.

YellowSnow

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.

I'm keeping my options open and am probably a game time decision come Nov. Some days I don't know if I have what it takes to go full MAGATARD.

MikeDamone

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19

I'll stop panicking when a Democrat tells me to.

MikeDamone

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

I'll only stop panicking when I'm told to so with the proper tone and professionalism

RoadTrip

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.
I'm keeping my options open and am probably a game time decision come Nov. Some days I don't know if I have what it takes to go full MAGATARD.

If you can't figure this shit out aleady, not much can help you.

YellowSnow

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

I'll only stop panicking when I'm told to so with the proper tone and professionalism

Just STOP already

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1237040443151372288

YellowSnow

Comments

Doogles

It needs to be said though. Media is doing everything they can to stir it up and plunge the market. Enemy of the people.

RaceBannon

God forbid someone says don't panic

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19

YellowSnow

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19

Far better messaging IMO.

YellowSnow

God forbid someone says don't panic

We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

HHusky

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.

PurpleThrobber

God forbid someone says don't panic
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

The Throbber is fearful he may travel more than be at home this year.

Cheap flights. Everywhere. Time to go see some more cool shit in this great world.

PurpleThrobber

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.

You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.

HHusky

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.

Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

PurpleThrobber

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

Punch this into your app and request @Yousef_#1UberDriver

10101 NE 120th St, Kirkland, WA 98034

89ute

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.

True, but shittier politician.

GrundleStiltzkin

Just quit talking, Donnie. Yes, people, are being irrational. Tweeting about flu deaths isn't going to calm the panic.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2020/03/09/trump-546-confirmed-cases-coronavirus-know/

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.

It's the fucking same thing

HustlinOwl

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

Punch this into your app and request @Yousef_#1UberDriver

10101 NE 120th St, Kirkland, WA 98034

What kind of place is that? Look at the logo.

"Welcome to Life Care Center. Once we get Grandpa settled in the first thing we do to ease the transition is make Grandpa 'Suck His Own Dick'."

YellowSnow

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

PurpleThrobber

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

STFU, GTFO and LEAVE! has worked pretty well around here.

89ute

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.

YellowSnow

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.

I'm keeping my options open and am probably a game time decision come Nov. Some days I don't know if I have what it takes to go full MAGATARD.

MikeDamone

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19

I'll stop panicking when a Democrat tells me to.

MikeDamone

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

I'll only stop panicking when I'm told to so with the proper tone and professionalism

RoadTrip

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

Once you understand that this is what we? Want, your MAGA transformation will be complete.
I'm keeping my options open and am probably a game time decision come Nov. Some days I don't know if I have what it takes to go full MAGATARD.

If you can't figure this shit out aleady, not much can help you.

YellowSnow

Many people are saying you should just go to work whether you’re sick or not.
You should do some volunteer work at Kirkland retirement homes.

And let the old ladies give you big sloppy wet ones.
Guess PT got tired of talking about Daddy’s messaging.

http://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1235983246594318336?s=19
Far better messaging IMO.
It's the fucking same thing

The tone // level of professionalism is completely different.

Imagine thinking that Donnie being Donnie is the best 21st Century Bully Pulpit strategy for every issue facing the nation.

I'll only stop panicking when I'm told to so with the proper tone and professionalism

Just STOP already

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1237040443151372288

YellowSnow