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Why is Donovan Mitchell a fucking all star.

haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,440
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What the fuck.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Imagine caring about this
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,913
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    Founders Club

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    ntxduckntxduck Member Posts: 5,513
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    The @haie vendetta against all things Mormon is my fav thing about HH
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,775
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    ntxduck said:

    The @haie vendetta against all things Mormon is my fav thing about HH

    Last week i kept getting calls from the 801 area code which I know is Utah, so obviously i send it straight to voicemail. Older gal calls about half dozen times saying that she's moving to my ward and would like to talk about it. I ignore her for a couple days but the calls persist. So i send her a text "I'm not Mormon, you have the wrong number". She keeps calling.

    I pick up the phone and tell her the same but the bitch won't shut up. Like she's trying to convert me. I get pissed "Look, I'm not a fucking Mormon. If you want info call the fucking stake". And she still won't shut up, apologizing and shit.

    I hung up. Fucking Mormons. Can't take no for an answer which may explain the armpit and anal.

    CSB, I know.

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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    PurpleThrobber said:

    ntxduck said:

    The @haie vendetta against all things Mormon is my fav thing about HH

    Last week i kept getting calls from the 801 area code which I know is Utah, so obviously i send it straight to voicemail. Older gal calls about half dozen times saying that she's moving to my ward and would like to talk about it. I ignore her for a couple days but the calls persist. So i send her a text "I'm not Mormon, you have the wrong number". She keeps calling.

    I pick up the phone and tell her the same but the bitch won't shut up. Like she's trying to convert me. I get pissed "Look, I'm not a fucking Mormon. If you want info call the fucking stake". And she still won't shut up, apologizing and shit.

    I hung up. Fucking Mormons. Can't take no for an answer which may explain the armpit and anal.

    CSB, I know.

    Alright now, for the reelz: is it true the magic underwear make them willing to do ... that?
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,775
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    creepycoug said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    ntxduck said:

    The @haie vendetta against all things Mormon is my fav thing about HH

    Last week i kept getting calls from the 801 area code which I know is Utah, so obviously i send it straight to voicemail. Older gal calls about half dozen times saying that she's moving to my ward and would like to talk about it. I ignore her for a couple days but the calls persist. So i send her a text "I'm not Mormon, you have the wrong number". She keeps calling.

    I pick up the phone and tell her the same but the bitch won't shut up. Like she's trying to convert me. I get pissed "Look, I'm not a fucking Mormon. If you want info call the fucking stake". And she still won't shut up, apologizing and shit.

    I hung up. Fucking Mormons. Can't take no for an answer which may explain the armpit and anal.

    CSB, I know.

    Alright now, for the reelz: is it true the magic underwear make them willing to do ... that?
    @89ute - need some help here for confirmation.

    There is some CRAZY Mormon sex shit on reddit.
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    rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 942
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    I dated a Mormon for several months in high school. I'd already had regular sex before her which made me a badboy in her world. My plan was to turn her out and take the scalp so to speak. Her family all spoke fluent French at home. I did not. They, for still unknown reasons, ate a crab dinner once a week and watched Hell on Wheels after (religiously one might say).

    Anyway I never got more than a painful dry handjob and my hand slapped away as soon as it went into the waistband. I ended up cheating on her on NYE and breaking up over text the next day. Later that year found out she finally gave a bj to the QB from our rival school, which pissed me off due to the calluses she inflicted on me.

    And ya Mitchell ain't a All Star.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,060
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    rustysavage said:

    I dated a Mormon for several months in high school. I'd already had regular sex before her which made me a badboy in her world. My plan was to turn her out and take the scalp so to speak. Her family all spoke fluent French at home. I did not. They, for still unknown reasons, ate a crab dinner once a week and watched Hell on Wheels after (religiously one might say).

    Anyway I never got more than a painful dry handjob and my hand slapped away as soon as it went into the waistband. I ended up cheating on her on NYE and breaking up over text the next day. Later that year found out she finally gave a bj to the QB from our rival school, which pissed me off due to the calluses she inflicted on me.

    And ya Mitchell ain't a All Star.

    Actual CSB.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,775
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    rustysavage said:

    I dated a Mormon for several months in high school. I'd already had regular sex before her which made me a badboy in her world. My plan was to turn her out and take the scalp so to speak. Her family all spoke fluent French at home. I did not. They, for still unknown reasons, ate a crab dinner once a week and watched Hell on Wheels after (religiously one might say).

    Anyway I never got more than a painful dry handjob and my hand slapped away as soon as it went into the waistband. I ended up cheating on her on NYE and breaking up over text the next day. Later that year found out she finally gave a bj to the QB from our rival school, which pissed me off due to the calluses she inflicted on me.

    And ya Mitchell ain't a All Star.

    I don't want to but YKW.

    Poast more. With pics.

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