Mitt is your classic GOP

creepycoug said:

DuckHHunterisafag said:

creepycoug said:

TurdBomber said:

YellowSnow said:

DuckHHunterisafag said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

I am not Don Jr

http://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1225156939883196417?s=20

I bet he wouldn't say it to his FACE!!!!!!!

Don Jr. and his brother are walking and breathing reminders that genes are often not distributed fairly among siblings. Ivanka and the Maples sister got the good stuff - looks and smarts. His boys are fucking goofs, and Jr. now relishes in the role of muscle for Pappa because (1) it's all he really has to give and (2) he wants Pappa to love him when this is all over. There is a treasure trove of stories that suggest Don Sr. hasn't always been a big fan of Jr., including the infamous slapping incident at Penn.

IRDGAF, so whatever, but Mitt Romney takes shits that are more accomplished than the Trump prodigal son.

And I'm betting Mitt would kick his ass in a street fight.

I know for a fact @creepycoug Don Jr is a total puss based on his concept 2 erg score at Penn.

My daughter could teach that soft little POS a thing or two about tuff rowing.

Your daughter probably dreams of munching Hillary's snatch

That’s out of line.

Agreed. Why Hillary.

Now, Hillary Swank, on the other hand...possibly within bounds.

I think any time we lose our shit because but Romney! it's time for the proverbial walk on the beach.

But, yeah. If my daughter were to be of the persuasion, Swank > Clinton.

who brought their daughter into the fucking debate?

You.

creepycoug said:

DuckHHunterisafag said:

creepycoug said:

DuckHHunterisafag said:

creepycoug said:

TurdBomber said:

YellowSnow said:

DuckHHunterisafag said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

I am not Don Jr

http://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1225156939883196417?s=20

I bet he wouldn't say it to his FACE!!!!!!!

Don Jr. and his brother are walking and breathing reminders that genes are often not distributed fairly among siblings. Ivanka and the Maples sister got the good stuff - looks and smarts. His boys are fucking goofs, and Jr. now relishes in the role of muscle for Pappa because (1) it's all he really has to give and (2) he wants Pappa to love him when this is all over. There is a treasure trove of stories that suggest Don Sr. hasn't always been a big fan of Jr., including the infamous slapping incident at Penn.

IRDGAF, so whatever, but Mitt Romney takes shits that are more accomplished than the Trump prodigal son.

And I'm betting Mitt would kick his ass in a street fight.

I know for a fact @creepycoug Don Jr is a total puss based on his concept 2 erg score at Penn.

My daughter could teach that soft little POS a thing or two about tuff rowing.

Your daughter probably dreams of munching Hillary's snatch

That’s out of line.

Agreed. Why Hillary.

Now, Hillary Swank, on the other hand...possibly within bounds.

I think any time we lose our shit because but Romney! it's time for the proverbial walk on the beach.

But, yeah. If my daughter were to be of the persuasion, Swank > Clinton.

who brought their daughter into the fucking debate?

You.

wrong

Nope. Incorrect or lying, or both.

I hardly brought my daughter into a "debate" about anything. I said she could show Jr. a thing or two about rowboat, which is verifiably true, and which obviously hurt your snatch and thus proved to be the catalyst for a sub-thread throw-down on hating Mitt Romney, or protecting Jr., or whatever crawled up your ass.

But not to worry; I wasn't shaking and about to vomit. I write over-the-top shit too, and IDRGAF. You wanted to throw a big punch because of whatever, about which I also DRGAF. Go ahead and lose your shit.