Life Lessons with Stalin

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357

  January 2020

  I can't contemplate this wisdom while we are at war with Iran.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,976

  January 2020

  
  

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• minion_doog Member Posts: 1,979

  January 2020

  So no boom boom then?
  
  
  

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• RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,512

  January 2020

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

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• minion_doog Member Posts: 1,979

  January 2020

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek is confronted by management
  
  
  

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,976

  January 2020 edited January 2020

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,583

  January 2020

  If by 'salon' you mean 'massage parlor' and by 'haircut', you mean 'rub and tug'.....yes, I see your point.
  
  

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• skookum Member Posts: 447

  January 2020

  
  
  

  DerekJohnson said:

  When you're getting a haircut in a Vietnamese salon, it's not a good idea to bring up the Vietnam American War.
  
  the winners of that engagement don't call it the Vietnam War

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  PurpleThrobber said:

  If by 'salon' you mean 'massage parlor' and by 'haircut', you mean 'rub and tug'.....yes, I see your point.
  
  

  To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a haircut is just a haircut.

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• whatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,709

  January 2020

  
  

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  January 2020

  When I get my haircut at the Vietnamese salon I like to tell them that $5 is all my mom allows me to spend.

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  ThomasFremont said:

  When I get my haircut at the Vietnamese salon I like to tell them that $5 is all my mom allows me to spend.

  I always tip her $10

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  I went on to bring up the Vietnam-China war from the late 1970s, and the whole place went silent.

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• LoneStarDawg Member Posts: 13,301

  January 2020

  Not the most technically gifted thinker

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• RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

  January 2020

  DerekJohnson said:

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  I went on to bring up the Vietnam-China war from the late 1970s, and the whole place went silent.

  Why? It’s a good life lesson, but it’s a weird topic while getting your haircut anywhere, let alone a Vietnamese salon.

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  RoadDawg55 said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  I went on to bring up the Vietnam-China war from the late 1970s, and the whole place went silent.

  Why? It’s a good life lesson, but it’s a weird topic while getting your haircut anywhere, let alone a Vietnamese salon.

  Agreed, but I have known her for 11 years. We were talking about different wars, and I was like "hey Vietnam had that war with China in the late 1970s. What was that like?" And the place goes SILENT.

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  My buffoonery actually reminds me of Race Bannon's joke last year from the thread where we envisioned Softy broadcasting live from a homeless camp.
  
  "Hey pal, thanks for hopping on. So, how long have you been homeless?"

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,932

  January 2020

  DerekJohnson said:

  RoadDawg55 said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  I went on to bring up the Vietnam-China war from the late 1970s, and the whole place went silent.

  Why? It’s a good life lesson, but it’s a weird topic while getting your haircut anywhere, let alone a Vietnamese salon.

  Agreed, but I have known her for 11 years. We were talking about different wars, and I was like "hey Vietnam had that war with China in the late 1970s. What was that like?" And the place goes SILENT.

  Enough about the awkward story telling. We want to know if she loved you long tim.

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• GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,485

  January 2020

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  RoadDawg55 said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  I went on to bring up the Vietnam-China war from the late 1970s, and the whole place went silent.

  Why? It’s a good life lesson, but it’s a weird topic while getting your haircut anywhere, let alone a Vietnamese salon.

  Agreed, but I have known her for 11 years. We were talking about different wars, and I was like "hey Vietnam had that war with China in the late 1970s. What was that like?" And the place goes SILENT.

  Enough about the awkward story telling. We want to know if she loved you long tim.

  Who’s Tim?

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,420

  January 2020

  YellowSnow said:

  RaceBannon said:

  Derek walks into the waiting room
  
  
  

  Derek, I have the hat IRL if you want to wear it next time. Got it years ago for Halloween. The costume never panned out though.
  
  
  

  that's awesome by the way

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