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It's like a shit takes factory around here lately

Bunch of tuff talk about not caring about or even watching the shitty bowl game to cap off the shitty season, two injury-riddled seniors bow out, and "Oh, fuck those guys! Bowl game! I care!"

Who gives a double-fistfuck what any player on this team who isn't going to be on the team next year does? It's not the Rose Bowl. It's not even the Wedbox Bowe. We bitch and moan about there not being a spring game, well here's your chance! I'd rather see it go a step further: If you're not going to be on the team next year, thanks for the awesome performances at Stanford and Colorado and all the Husky Field at Alaska Airlines Stadium memories losing to Cal, Oregon, and Utah after a bye. Now get the fuck out. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Gonna be back next year? Good news, everybody! It's time to actually get some live game reps ahead of the unholy assraping Michigan is planning next summer. If this game were treated like a 2020 exhibition game to stretch The Young Guys' legs, I might actually watch! In the meantime, Jimmy could sell recruits on how things are going to change under his watch: You got talent? Play early.

We've been begging to see The Young Guysº all season. Adams and Bryant are just doing what the coaches wouldn't and trying to help us out a bit in a game that means fuck all. Adams and Bryant are just doing what the coaches wouldn't and exhibiting enough honor and shame to pass on an undeserved shit game. I'm pissed at them for 7-5 (not as pissed as I am at the coaching staff), not whether or not they play in the Depend Adult Undergarment Bowl.

You scorned lovers are crying like these guys did something that actually matters.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited December 2019

    Bunch of tuff talk about not caring about or even watching the shitty bowl game to cap off the shitty season, two injury-riddled seniors bow out, and "Oh, fuck those guys! Bowl game! I care!"

    Who gives a double-fistfuck what any player on this team who isn't going to be on the team next year does? It's not the Rose Bowl. It's not even the Wedbox Bowe. We bitch and moan about there not being a spring game, well here's your chance! I'd rather see it go a step further: If you're not going to be on the team next year, thanks for the awesome performances at Stanford and Colorado and all the Husky Field at Alaska Airlines Stadium memories losing to Cal, Oregon, and Utah after a bye. Now get the fuck out. Good luck in your future endeavors.

    Gonna be back next year? Good news, everybody! It's time to actually get some live game reps ahead of the unholy assraping Michigan is planning next summer. If this game were treated like a 2020 exhibition game to stretch The Young Guys' legs, I might actually watch! In the meantime, Jimmy could sell recruits on how things are going to change under his watch: You got talent? Play early.

    We've been begging to see The Young Guysº all season. Adams and Bryant are just doing what the coaches wouldn't and trying to help us out a bit in a game that means fuck all. Adams and Bryant are just doing what the coaches wouldn't and exhibiting enough honor and shame to pass on an undeserved shit game. I'm pissed at them for 7-5 (not as pissed as I am at the coaching staff), not whether or not they play in the Depend Adult Undergarment Bowl.

    You scorned lovers are crying like these guys did something that actually matters.

    What a shit doog take. Not since the Sark FREE PUB have a read such a doogish justification.



    Except it has been the rose bowl and the trend is bullshit.

    We're fans and follow a team. Fuck off
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,633 Founders Club
    Well said. Couldn't agree more.

    That said, Pete is still the coach for this game, Fuller and Opera are tanned, rested and ready.


  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    edited December 2019

    Doogles said:

    I don't get the hate on Adams, he was a 3 and out candidate until the ACL/back injury. Shitting on cornerstones of our only relevant season since 2000 isn't for me.

    It'd bother me less if he wasn't saving himself for the Señor Bowel
    I personally think it's the best of both worlds. Get someone else serious reps, playing full speed trying to show out on film for the new coaches next season.

    It's not going to help whomever Lake chooses as OC to put on the tape and see a goose stepping Trey trying not to overextend his knee. Next year starts now.
  • PurpleSmoke
    PurpleSmoke Member Posts: 118
    This board: I hate these senior try hards! Sick of them staying till their senior year and stinking it up. We need to recruit blue chips only. People with talent to compete!

    Also this board: How dare our blue chip talent decide to behave like blue chip talent and not play in this important game. No heart!

    Fuck guys, it’s almost like as the paper talent levels rise on the team, more people start to treat college like a stopping point on their way to the NFL.

    You reap what you sow mother fuckers.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    What an abortion of a thread.

    BigErn retarding like a retard gonna retard.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited December 2019

    To the tuff talkers who boast about not caring (the worst type of human), boast about being too busy to watch the game (CHRISTMAS PARTY CIRCUIT??? THIS GUY MUST BE A BIG DEAL! Ayfkm), trash the team because 2 overrated players are skipping a bowl game (They're pussies. Who cares? Next man up), trash Pete when he's here followed by trashing Pete when he steps down, and are seeking validation on the internet for all your two-sided tuff talk, don't you have a dick to suck or something? You're in high school, so you should be practicing your dick sucking.



    Fuck Boise State. Let's go out and wax those pretenders.

    This team is shit. The bowl game is shit. The players sitting out are shit.

    "Next man up". Lol. You sound like a god damn duck.

    Hth
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    This board: I hate these senior try hards! Sick of them staying till their senior year and stinking it up. We need to recruit blue chips only. People with talent to compete!

    Also this board: How dare our blue chip talent decide to behave like blue chip talent and not play in this important game. No heart!

    Fuck guys, it’s almost like as the paper talent levels rise on the team, more people start to treat college like a stopping point on their way to the NFL.

    You reap what you sow mother fuckers.

    Doogs are goona doog. PS was probably at the front of the line to Bleaux Sark and give willingham year 4.

    Win or GTFO
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited December 2019

    To the tuff talkers who boast about not caring (the worst type of human), boast about being too busy to watch the game (CHRISTMAS PARTY CIRCUIT??? THIS GUY MUST BE A BIG DEAL! Ayfkm), trash the team because 2 overrated players are skipping a bowl game (They're pussies. Who cares? Next man up), trash Pete when he's here followed by trashing Pete when he steps down, and are seeking validation on the internet for all your two-sided tuff talk, don't you have a dick to suck or something? You're in high school, so you should be practicing your dick sucking.



    Fuck Boise State. Let's go out and wax those pretenders.

    This team is shit. The bowl game is shit. The players sitting out are shit.

    "Next man up". Lol. You sound like a god damn duck.

    Hth
    It may be cliche, but it's true. This is the perfect game to get Culp and future LTs some meaningful reps in a meaningless game. You know, guys who will actually be on the team next year. Fuck Bryant and Adams, but I'm glad they're giving themselves up for the good of the program. I'm excited to see their replacements.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    To the tuff talkers who boast about not caring (the worst type of human), boast about being too busy to watch the game (CHRISTMAS PARTY CIRCUIT??? THIS GUY MUST BE A BIG DEAL! Ayfkm), trash the team because 2 overrated players are skipping a bowl game (They're pussies. Who cares? Next man up), trash Pete when he's here followed by trashing Pete when he steps down, and are seeking validation on the internet for all your two-sided tuff talk, don't you have a dick to suck or something? You're in high school, so you should be practicing your dick sucking.



    Fuck Boise State. Let's go out and wax those pretenders.

    This team is shit. The bowl game is shit. The players sitting out are shit.

    "Next man up". Lol. You sound like a god damn duck.

    Hth
    It may be cliche, but it's true. This is the perfect game to get Culp and future LTs some meaningful reps in a meaningless game. You know, guys who will actually be on the team next year. Fuck Bryant and Adams, but I'm glad they're giving themselves up for the good of the program. I'm excited to see their replacements.
    It's not cliche. It's doog cliche.

    I want UW win every game. Regardless of meaning. Having throw away games is bullshit. This is college, not NFL. losing to BSU and then saying "at least we played young players" is FS.

    Bryant and Adams should have quit after the Oregon game of its for the "good of the program"
  • DoogDawg
    DoogDawg Member Posts: 129

    Spot on.
    Both Adams and Bryant have wrecked their bodies. I thank them for their service and wish them the best and have no problem if they are done. It’s the fucking Vegas bowl. NOC

    Exactly. If this was the Rose Bowl (paging Taylor Rapp) or CFP, man up and play. It's the Vegas bowl. With their histories of injury, I don't blame them in the least for sitting out.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,090 Founders Club
    I'm hearing that bowl eligibility means we get 15 extra practices for the new guysm!......
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028

    To the tuff talkers who boast about not caring (the worst type of human), boast about being too busy to watch the game (CHRISTMAS PARTY CIRCUIT??? THIS GUY MUST BE A BIG DEAL! Ayfkm), trash the team because 2 overrated players are skipping a bowl game (They're pussies. Who cares? Next man up), trash Pete when he's here followed by trashing Pete when he steps down, and are seeking validation on the internet for all your two-sided tuff talk, don't you have a dick to suck or something? You're in high school, so you should be practicing your dick sucking.



    Fuck Boise State. Let's go out and wax those pretenders.

    This team is shit. The bowl game is shit. The players sitting out are shit.

    "Next man up". Lol. You sound like a god damn duck.

    Hth
    It may be cliche, but it's true. This is the perfect game to get Culp and future LTs some meaningful reps in a meaningless game. You know, guys who will actually be on the team next year. Fuck Bryant and Adams, but I'm glad they're giving themselves up for the good of the program. I'm excited to see their replacements.
    It's not cliche. It's doog cliche.

    I want UW win every game. Regardless of meaning. Having throw away games is bullshit. This is college, not NFL. losing to BSU and then saying "at least we played young players" is FS.

    Bryant and Adams should have quit after the Oregon game of its for the "good of the program"

  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    For someone who prides himself on not giving a shit about almost everything Husky football, from recruiting to NFL success and everything in between, it sure does warm my heart to see @MikeDamone lose his fucking mind and shit all over the board with his hot take spam about how Bryant and Adams don't BLEED purple and he'll never forgive them. What a dud.

    someone needs a whooshicle
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    For someone who prides himself on not giving a shit about almost everything Husky football, from recruiting to NFL success and everything in between, it sure does warm my heart to see @MikeDamone lose his fucking mind and shit all over the board with his hot take spam about how Bryant and Adams don't BLEED purple and he'll never forgive them. What a dud.

    Husky fans are back, and neurotic as ever
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    TommySQC said:

    For someone who prides himself on not giving a shit about almost everything Husky football, from recruiting to NFL success and everything in between, it sure does warm my heart to see @MikeDamone lose his fucking mind and shit all over the board with his hot take spam about how Bryant and Adams don't BLEED purple and he'll never forgive them. What a dud.

    someone needs a whooshicle
    @TommySQC gets it
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,720 Founders Club
    I'm going to get high and drunk off the best stuff available and enjoy an exhibition game of who is hopefully going to be on the field next year.

    I won't even mind a plungering because that's what Pete deserves for being a quitter.

    If we win I will doog and make fun of potatoes and truckers and neo Nazis.

    I guess I'm dooging no matter what.

    But in no way does this program deserve my time and money to fly out there. Stadium is complete twash. Potential the entire team looks worse than they did in Boulder.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited December 2019

    For someone who prides himself on not giving a shit about almost everything Husky football, from recruiting to NFL success and everything in between, it sure does warm my heart to see @MikeDamone lose his fucking mind and shit all over the board with his hot take spam about how Bryant and Adams don't BLEED purple and he'll never forgive them. What a dud.

    Where in the fuck did you get the idea that I don't give a shit about husky football? JFC. I spent thousands and sometimes 10s of thousands on it. I help start the husky forum you are using to tell me I don't give a shit about husky football.

    JFC. Players not finishing the season hurts the team and the game. It's a team and a game I enjoy and care about. Fuck you if your upset I want to see it persevered and UW to win. And if the players and coaches aren't going to give a shit, that doesn't make be to excited to shell out time and money to watch them sleep walk through a game like they did in the Rose Bowl. The fucking rose bowl!

    GFY
    You're right, I should have clarified that you crave having the perception of not giving a shit about Husky football. Funny that an insignificant skipping of the Vegas Bowl of all fucking things is what finally led you to meltdown and discard the schtick you were working so hard on.
    If you have the perception I don't give a shit about husky football. That's on you. And you don't pay attention.

    Are you knew. I have ranted and melted down about this and many other things for years.

    You confuse telling the truth with not giving a shit.

    It's like you just woke up.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    I hope we lose
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    edited December 2019
    We got the Vegas bowl a year to early, imo. If it was the new stadium i'd go just to go.

    I watched Sark lose to Pete seven years ago at Sam Boyd stadium and it's a nightmare to get to. 45 minutes off the strip.

    You'll take a "party" shuttle to and from there to save money and end up pissing your pants in traffic while crammed into a bus with a bunch of bitching doogs wondering if you'll get hot in black jack to pay for the trip. You won't.

    Here's your Aflack trivia question: Who is the only Vegas Bowl MVP to play for the losing team?