Best Turkey?
Best Turkey? 26 votes
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Deep friedDon't get me wrong, I love the classic roasted turkey (you gotta start breast down though and then flip the bird). But those cousin fuckers like @SECDAWG know what's up. Fried is best and it's not close.
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Deep friedCan’t really go back to oven roasted after having some Cajun-spiced deep fried turkeys while living in the South. Didn’t know what I was missing, but now that I do, roasted turkey isn’t awful, but deep fried is far superior.
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Deep fried
The skin is like potato chips and the meat has so much more flavor. It's amazing.spuden said:Can’t really go back to oven roasted after having some Cajun-spiced deep fried turkeys while living in the South. Didn’t know what I was missing, but now that I do, roasted turkey isn’t awful, but deep fried is far superior.
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Deep friedThis is going to be a landslide.
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Deep fried
I'm not surprised by your vote.dflea said:This is going to be a landslide.
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Fuck-off, this is the best wayFed to the dogs and replaced by ham, a brisket, etc.
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Chicken
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Deep fried
All of the same methods above are applicable.RaceBannon said:Chicken
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Fuck-off, this is the best wayI don't like turkey. Prime rib.
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Goes well with political talk with the family and the ensuing brawl.RaceBannon said:Popeye's Chicken
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SmokedThe kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
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Deep fried
Really? There’s enough drippings?Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
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Deep fried
Frank turkeys?BennyBeaver said: -
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Absolutely. Not a problem at all.YellowSnow said:
Really? There’s enough drippings?Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
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Fuck-off, this is the best waymicrowave
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@StouffersDWAG true?DerekJohnson said:microwave
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Traegered turkey is best I've had, quite easily.Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
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Deep fried
SafewayBennyBeaver said: -
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Yeah, the skin on a deep fried turkey is simply amazing. Had it for the first time when a friend from law school l, who grew up in town, invited a bunch of people over to her parents’ for thanksgiving. Her brother sat outside and fried like 3 turkeys for about 20 people that couldn’t go home because exams started the next Monday. It was amazing. And since it was the South; it was like 70 degrees and sunny and we sat outside drinking bourbon waiting for the turkeys.YellowSnow said:
The skin is like potato chips and the meat has so much more flavor. It's amazing.spuden said:Can’t really go back to oven roasted after having some Cajun-spiced deep fried turkeys while living in the South. Didn’t know what I was missing, but now that I do, roasted turkey isn’t awful, but deep fried is far superior.
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Fuck-off, this is the best way
This. It's brisket and fondue today at my Wigwam. Fuck turkey. Stupid bird.1to392831weretaken said:Fed to the dogs and replaced by ham, a brisket, etc.
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Fuck-off, this is the best wayCan we just talk about Jennifer Anistons nipples for a second?
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Deep fried
I don’t know what Pup has against Frens viewing parties. Those turkey done nips were top shelf.Swaye said:Can we just talk about Jennifer Anistons nipples for a second?
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Deep fried
Thisspuden said:Can’t really go back to oven roasted after having some Cajun-spiced deep fried turkeys while living in the South. Didn’t know what I was missing, but now that I do, roasted turkey isn’t awful, but deep fried is far superior.
And thisYellowSnow said:
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Smoked
Same here. My sis and her husband smoke the turkeys and they're unbeatable.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Traegered turkey is best I've had, quite easily.Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
But...fuck turkey anyways. They did 15 lbs of beef tenderloin and a honey ham this year instead. I prefer both over turkey.
They do the prime rib for Christmas and it's my favorite by a mile. -
I’ve done 3-4 on mine then my sister got a smoker & took it from there. consistently delicious. But I feel you on turkey in general. If it objectively awesome I’d cook em all year roundchuck said:
Same here. My sis and her husband smoke the turkeys and they're unbeatable.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Traegered turkey is best I've had, quite easily.Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
But...fuck turkey anyways. They did 15 lbs of beef tenderloin and a honey ham this year instead. I prefer both over turkey.
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I’d eat fried turkey all the time but it’s messy and a pain in the ass.GrundleStiltzkin said:
I’ve done 3-4 on mine then my sister got a smoker & took it from there. consistently delicious. But I feel you on turkey in general. If it objectively awesome I’d cook em all year roundchuck said:
Same here. My sis and her husband smoke the turkeys and they're unbeatable.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Traegered turkey is best I've had, quite easily.Mad_Son said:The kicker with smoked is you're going to have the best gravy of your life.
But...fuck turkey anyways. They did 15 lbs of beef tenderloin and a honey ham this year instead. I prefer both over turkey.
They do the prime rib for Christmas and it's my favorite by a mile. -
Oven roastedNever had deep fried turkey so I had to vote with what I know. That said, the girls stayed at school this year so our Thanksgiving is delayed until Christmas break. I took the wife to The Keg and had a steak. No matter how good deep fried tastes, it doesn’t beat a steak.
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