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YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,218 Founders Club
For our significant others to watch shitty TV. Thank God for multiple devices and headphones.


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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,747 Founders Club
    My wife hates Christmas
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    For our significant others to watch shitty TV. Thank God for multiple devices and headphones.


    Monday Night Merlot was crazy
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

    the irishman
    last christmas
    mr. rogers
    little women
    the star wars one

    last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

    irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

    mr. rogers- should be good, no?

    little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

    the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.

  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

    the irishman
    last christmas
    mr. rogers
    little women
    the star wars one

    last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

    irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

    mr. rogers- should be good, no?

    little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

    the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.

    saying expensive dinner downtown seems to be pressing. suffice it to say, the dinner will be at nicer establishment. you get what you pay for.

    however, napping during a movie should be considered to be a waste of money. I hate money like i hate myself.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    My wife hates Christmas

    My wife hates Hallmark movies













    and Christmas
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited November 2019



    OKGirl

    No cap as the BTP's say, I did pretty damn well.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,747 Founders Club
    I don't think we'll be seeing Ms Loughlin

    No love for Tim Matheson?
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,862
    dnc said:

    My wife hates Christmas

    My wife hates Hallmark movies













    and Christmas
    Joobs?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,028

    looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

    the irishman
    last christmas
    mr. rogers
    little women
    the star wars one

    last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

    irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

    mr. rogers- should be good, no?

    little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

    the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.





  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2019
    El_K said:

    Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

    That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    El_K said:

    Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

    That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)
    I think there was WSJ feature on that little slice of crass cinematic commercialism. It’s a machine.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,304 Founders Club

    My wife hates Christmas

    She hates both Seinfeld and Christmas?

    That would be a deal breaker for me.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,304 Founders Club

    El_K said:

    Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

    That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)
    I was "forced" to watch a marathon of those a couple years ago. The end was aways the same -- her love is so pure that she changes the man. When I pointed this out I was told I was ruining the experience.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,218 Founders Club

    https://foxnews.com/entertainment/kathie-lee-gifford-faith-based-christmas-movie-nashville

    Kathie Lee Gifford appeared on “Fox & Friends” Thursday to talk about life in her new home city of Nashville as well as her upcoming faith-based Hallmark Christmas movie.

    The 66-year-old, who left the “Today” show earlier this year, hasn’t slowed down. She’ll star in “A Godwink Christmas: Meant for Love” on the Hallmark channel as part of the network’s annual slew of holiday content.

    “Hallmark, they’re just geniuses over there. They know what America is missing and they’re missing out on wholesome, beautiful stories,” the star told the hosts of “Fox & Friends.” "The difference in our movies is that our movies are true. These things really happened to real people. We’re grateful that Hallmark came to understand that there’s a huge demographic out there that is not offended by faith. They embrace it, they’ve been waiting for it.”


    Gifford explained that the story is based on a series of books titled “Godwink.”

    “Godwink is when some people say, ‘well, that’s a coincidence.’ But when you’re a person of faith and you believe in a sovereign God, there is no coincidence. In fact, there’s no word in the Hebrew [language] for coincidence, they don't exist. God is either sovereign or it’s not,” she explained.


    Let's hold off on the did God want Frank to cheat on you hot takes in honor of the Christmas season

    You're my kind of Christian, Race.
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,782 Swaye's Wigwam
    @Doog_de_Jour I would be drunk every day by noon as much as Mrs. Lebam watches this stuff.

    Last year there was one of the movies where the hot chick was trying to get to her Italian stud fiance in Aspen, the countrified guy and his kid gave her a ride while they, of course, fell in love. Got to Aspen and Italian stud future hubby was in bed with a guy. Pretty risky for Hallmark.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,218 Founders Club
    El_K said:

    I watched 5 minutes of two movies last mnight.

    One was a hott guardian angel sent down to revive a town's Xmas spirit. Didn't watch it long enough to see if she stayed in town to meet the hunky guy/vet

    the next one was called Christmas in Louisiana or something. Hott chick returns to town and she get her Christmas spirit back because her Grandma was Miss Christmas 1960 or something. Hott chick's ex bf was a black guy who was a veterinarian who bought the old general store to make it his practice. Didn't watch it long enough t see if she hooked up with the black ex bf.

    the one I have been seeing quite a bit is the one with Catherine Bell. She is a single MILF who falls for a vet/serviceman by writing him letters.

    WOOD
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,028

    El_K said:

    I watched 5 minutes of two movies last mnight.

    One was a hott guardian angel sent down to revive a town's Xmas spirit. Didn't watch it long enough to see if she stayed in town to meet the hunky guy/vet

    the next one was called Christmas in Louisiana or something. Hott chick returns to town and she get her Christmas spirit back because her Grandma was Miss Christmas 1960 or something. Hott chick's ex bf was a black guy who was a veterinarian who bought the old general store to make it his practice. Didn't watch it long enough t see if she hooked up with the black ex bf.

    the one I have been seeing quite a bit is the one with Catherine Bell. She is a single MILF who falls for a vet/serviceman by writing him letters.

    WOOD
    Super MILFY. Excellent work in mid-90's Skinemax series "Hotline".

  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    This is why I married a man.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,218 Founders Club

    El_K said:

    I watched 5 minutes of two movies last mnight.

    One was a hott guardian angel sent down to revive a town's Xmas spirit. Didn't watch it long enough to see if she stayed in town to meet the hunky guy/vet

    the next one was called Christmas in Louisiana or something. Hott chick returns to town and she get her Christmas spirit back because her Grandma was Miss Christmas 1960 or something. Hott chick's ex bf was a black guy who was a veterinarian who bought the old general store to make it his practice. Didn't watch it long enough t see if she hooked up with the black ex bf.

    the one I have been seeing quite a bit is the one with Catherine Bell. She is a single MILF who falls for a vet/serviceman by writing him letters.

    WOOD
    Super MILFY. Excellent work in mid-90's Skinemax series "Hotline".

    Hey, @Swaye are you 45-seventy on AR15.com?

    https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-What-happened-to-Catherine-Bell-/5-1723075/&page=2
  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,488 Swaye's Wigwam
    Well, there are videos of Catherine Bell playing with herself. And cell phone nudes.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    El_K said:

    I watched 5 minutes of two movies last mnight.

    One was a hott guardian angel sent down to revive a town's Xmas spirit. Didn't watch it long enough to see if she stayed in town to meet the hunky guy/vet

    the next one was called Christmas in Louisiana or something. Hott chick returns to town and she get her Christmas spirit back because her Grandma was Miss Christmas 1960 or something. Hott chick's ex bf was a black guy who was a veterinarian who bought the old general store to make it his practice. Didn't watch it long enough t see if she hooked up with the black ex bf.

    the one I have been seeing quite a bit is the one with Catherine Bell. She is a single MILF who falls for a vet/serviceman by writing him letters.

    WOOD
    Super MILFY. Excellent work in mid-90's Skinemax series "Hotline".

    Hey, @Swaye are you 45-seventy on AR15.com?

    https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-What-happened-to-Catherine-Bell-/5-1723075/&page=2
    You found me. I'm more classy over there on that bored.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    I saw where a pal of mine will be enjoying tremendous amounts of oral pleasure from his wife throughout the holiday season. Apparently these Hallmark stars are available for hire to generate brief personal messages on Cameo. He recently had several of them individually wish her a happy birthday.