[Retro Nintendo] Best Flash game you'll ever find

ThomasFremont said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

ThomasFremont said:

Where is iBLEED when u need him???

#Zerg'd

SC2 is so 2009

The fact that you understand this reference changes a lot.

I am the iBp that posted on the original HH bored, I thought that was relatively common knowledge round these parts.

RoadDawg55 said:

Regular Nintendo was the fucking best. Top 5 day of my life when I got one for Christmas when I was 4. The only thing that sucked was the machine didn't always work and you had to blow in the games to get it to work. I hated the flashing blue screen.

Best Games:

1. Mario 3
2. Contra
3. Mario/ Duck Hunter- The combo might make it #1
4. Mike Tyson Knockout
5. Kirby's
6. Base Wars
7. Ninja Turtles
8. Metroid
9. Double Dribble Basketball
10. Batman

I remember reading that it was impossible to TKO Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's punchout. I then proceeded to TKO him in the 3rd round, and then later in the 2nd round. You forgot to add Mega Man (those games were rad), Double Dragon and the Zelda games.

Gladstone said:

Ninja Gaiden was so fucking hard back in the day. Actually it still is, some friends and I fired it up a few years ago and still got our asses kicked. Even with emulators and save state options we still died 50+ times until we finally beat it. Anyone who says it's easy is so full of shit I say.

Ninja Gaiden was the ninja game I was thinking of earlier that I couldn't come up with!!!11! Great game.

Curious if anyone else still "games" here?

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

Ghosts and Goblins was set at stupid difficulty levels. Hated that fucking game.

Sounds like a challenge. I don't play any games without playing them on the highest level of difficulty possible. If I can't kick ass at that level, it's just not worth it. Some games I just couldn't beat and had to give it up. Fucking battletoads was one of them. Once you get on those jet bikes, it's just impossible to make it through the level without avoiding landing in the lava.

Good luck. Report back. That fucking game is life sucking. I recall finally beating it, and then the fucking game tells you it was a dream or some shit (too much beer since then to remember) and starts you over on an even harder difficulty. Jesus Christ it sucked. Never made to the real end. Gave up. FYFMFE.

You're one of my favorite classy poasters so I hate to do this, but whooooooooooooosh

haie said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CuntWaffle said:

Curious if anyone else still "games" here?

Hey man, there's no reason to give up video games once you're adult. We grew up with them, and they're still fun. I've moved on to the playstation but I'd play some of those old games if I had a working system.

Most games you can play on your computer are made for adults nowadays. Hotline Miami is easily the best and most disturbing game I've played in the last 5-10 years.

I had to stop playing NCAA football after I kicked over and broke a statue after a close loss. It's probably a good thing they won't be making any more of them. I like the Hitman series and some of the Call of Duty games. It's funny how some of those games make you feel like you're making moral decisions. For example on Hitman, I avoided killing everyone but my intended target and I always had the highest super stealthy rating or whatever it is, but I would massacre any Arab characters in the game. In Oblivion (the precursor to Skyrim) I joined an assassins guild and was faced with the moral dilemma of having to either murder my next door neighbor and make it look like an accident by rigging the minotaur head above his hearth to fall on him while he was reading his books at night (so that his greedy son could take over his wealth), or not advance through the ranks.

Swaye said:

Ghosts and Goblins was set at stupid difficulty levels. Hated that fucking game.

Hardest NES game ever... harder than castlevania or ninja gaiden. Anyone who said they beat it was full of shit.

haie said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

haie said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CuntWaffle said:

Curious if anyone else still "games" here?

Hey man, there's no reason to give up video games once you're adult. We grew up with them, and they're still fun. I've moved on to the playstation but I'd play some of those old games if I had a working system.

Most games you can play on your computer are made for adults nowadays. Hotline Miami is easily the best and most disturbing game I've played in the last 5-10 years.

I had to stop playing NCAA football after I kicked over and broke a statue after a close loss. It's probably a good thing they won't be making any more of them. I like the Hitman series and some of the Call of Duty games. It's funny how some of those games make you feel like you're making moral decisions. For example on Hitman, I avoided killing everyone but my intended target and I always had the highest super stealthy rating or whatever it is, but I would massacre any Arab characters in the game. In Oblivion (the precursor to Skyrim) I joined an assassins guild and was faced with the moral dilemma of having to either murder my next door neighbor and make it look like an accident by rigging the minotaur head above his hearth to fall on him while he was reading his books at night (so that his greedy son could take over his wealth), or not advance through the ranks.

By going off of Hitman and Call of Duty, you'd probably like Hotline Miami. Your decision-making in that game stops when you decide which weapon to brutally eviscerate 10-20 russian mobsters with. Most violent game ever imo which is crazy considering that it's done in 8-bit retro style. It's not nearly as hard as Ghosts n Goblins and NG, but it's badass in the fact that very few top-down shooters have you dying to the same amount of bullets as the AI, so it's still a pretty twitchy arcade game.

I don't play games for the gratuitous violence. I tend to favor games where there are difficult missions to carry out that require some strategy. But shoot-em-ups can be fun when you're in a bad mood and you feel like kicking someone's ass.