Adam Jude's morning links
It's still morning, right?
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Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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And he's getting PAID to do this shit. Not much, probably, but paid nonetheless.bananasnblondes said:
Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Grab a freshman majoring in journalism from any uni in this state, minus CWU. That freshman will do twice as good of a job as Adam Jude; they don't even need to know a fucking thing about football going into it.bananasnblondes said:Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
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I like how he set up his next couple weeks of laziness with "I am writing other stories this week so........".
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Sure, but, competing for a college scholarship in soccer is ruthless these days.Dawgfan406 said:Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
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I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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allpurpleallgold said:
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house. -
It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.allpurpleallgold said:
If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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