Adam Jude's morning links
It's still morning, right?
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Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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And he's getting PAID to do this shit. Not much, probably, but paid nonetheless.bananasnblondes said:
Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Grab a freshman majoring in journalism from any uni in this state, minus CWU. That freshman will do twice as good of a job as Adam Jude; they don't even need to know a fucking thing about football going into it.bananasnblondes said:Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
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I like how he set up his next couple weeks of laziness with "I am writing other stories this week so........".
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Sure, but, competing for a college scholarship in soccer is ruthless these days.Dawgfan406 said:Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
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I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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allpurpleallgold said:
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house. -
It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.allpurpleallgold said:
If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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Look at the thread we are in. Looks at what we are discussing. You've got plenty of time on your hands.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.allpurpleallgold said:
If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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Quit moving the goalposts. I do have plenty of time on my hands, at the moment.allpurpleallgold said:
Look at the thread we are in. Looks at what we are discussing. You've got plenty of time on your hands.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.allpurpleallgold said:
If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.PostGameOrangeSlices said:allpurpleallgold said:I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
HTFH
What does that have to do with people complaining that Jude fucking blows chode at his job, which is a 100% valid complaint? -
If failing to constantly spoonfeed the boy stockers about spring practice is wrong, I don't want Jood to be right.
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upvoted for the AOG stinkbaitPostGameOrangeSlices said:
Grab a freshman majoring in journalism from any uni in this state, minus CWU. That freshman will do twice as good of a job as Adam Jude; they don't even need to know a fucking thing about football going into it.bananasnblondes said:Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Whether or not you consider recruiting to be "teen boy stalking" is moot. There is a demand for recruiting and spring practice information that can be turn into $$$$$. Look at scoot.com for fucks sake.TierbsHsotBoobs said:If failing to constantly spoonfeed the boy stockers about spring practice is wrong, I don't want Jood to be right.
The Times is missing out on viewership and adv revenue by hiring losers like Adam Jude. I used to go on the HF blog back when my man Bobby C was blooging, but that place has become a dumpster fire since Jude has taken over. This place, of all places, has more relevant Doog football info being posted than at the Time, which is a good thing for this board.
But let's shut it down after the 2014 season....lmao.
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If you can't see that Jooooood works on Hawaii time, then I can't help you.
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Thread delivers.
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Joooood is on freaking Samoa timeSwaye said:If you can't see that Jooooood works on Hawaii time, then I can't help you.
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Lot of people forgetting about the telecommute from Lynnwood proper. It can be something fierce
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It seems odd Juud would have set up his lack of effort. I think by now we know he's as worthless as tits on a bull and expect less than nothing from him.CuntWaffle said:I like how he set up his next couple weeks of laziness with "I am writing other stories this week so........".
LOL, morning post at just before noon? Seriously, just stop...
