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  • Vegasdawg
    Vegasdawg Member Posts: 370
    I see the media and Sark have began the 'excuse' process. This should be good for his first few years.
  • Steve_Bowman
    Steve_Bowman Member Posts: 442
    SC is fucked.

    They also don't suffer fools well. Cream Puff will be gone in three years.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,167
    He just needs more time to get all 85 of his guys in there, that's all.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,167
    You fuckers have no idea the damage Pete Carroll did.
  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,174
    You Huskies were held down, tied up, jerked around, and fucked over by that loser of a coach. Of course, you all know that. But damn!
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    So when Sark's fired in 2-3 years, who's left to get their tryout as head coach? Yogi Roth? Norm Chow? Nick Holt?
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    You miss Sark treating your asshole as a Sunday brunch, don't you?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Hey, anyone around here remember when Sark's UW team was going to win 9 games and the North?

    Good times.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    I am slightly in the puppy camp here. I know he'll never win a natty at SC because he will get bent over by the best in the bizz. But it wouldn't surprise me to see him hit up a Rose bowl before he's eventually canned.

    The difference being at SC, the big uglies will come to him and he'll still get nice skill guys.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143
    AZDuck said:

    Hey, anyone around here remember when Sark's UW team was going to win 9 7 games and the North?

    Good times.

  • Dawgfan406
    Dawgfan406 Member Posts: 192
    AZDuck said:

    Hey, anyone around here remember when Sark's UW team was going to win 9 games and the North?

    Good times.



    Fuck that I remember when lockner was here it was "10 in 2010"
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Well, it is a fancy feast.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214

    AZDuck said:

    Hey, anyone around here remember when Sark's UW team was going to win 9 games and the North?

    Good times.



    Fuck that I remember when lockner was here it was "10 in 2010"
    Best. Heisman. Campaign. Ever.

    Fuck, has UW marketing ever not be completely fucking CLUELESS? Fuck marketing. It might as well be communications. Get a real Foster major marketing fags.
  • Vegasdawg
    Vegasdawg Member Posts: 370

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    That UCLA OL you mentioned was basically all freshmen last season. I would say they were pretty damn good for competing like they did before they ever needed to shave.

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek


  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    On ESPN the other day they had Ed Cuntingham and Shellie Smiff on campus at USC sniffing Sark's jock and saying he's going to get them back to natties. Seeing them interview Sark made me appreciate Peetamus so much more.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club

    On ESPN the other day they had Ed Cuntingham and Shellie Smiff on campus at USC sniffing Sark's jock and saying he's going to get them back to natties. Seeing them interview Sark made me appreciate Peetamus so much more.

    I was shocked that Cunningham deepthroated him like that. Does the National Media really believe Sark is a national championship caliber coach? Just strange how the company line has been comparing us to the little sister's of the poor that held Sark back, and now he'll get a chance to thrive at a real school.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Sark will NEVER see the Rose Bowl coaching at USC... outside of an away game vs. UCLA
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    You miss Sark treating your asshole as a Sunday brunch, don't you?
    You really got me there booby
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek


    Sark is going to recruit top 3 classes, possibly #1 classes while at SC, given 25 rides. Haden isn't going to fire him in 2-3 years section8 and Bowman.

    Everyone just assumes Sark is going t o fail at the easiest school in the country to recruit to. Fuck, Max Brown hasn't even taken a snap yet too. We all know USC has no linemen. But in the South, Sark could play sand lot football and get to the Pac12 title game. Don't just come out and spew ignorance like dawgman subscribers do. Understand the south first. UCLA is the automatic favorite but it's not like they're fielding an all pac12 offensive line either. (now their defensive line is downright scary...WOW JUST WOW)

    Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek


    Oh no, more _ boof is back to his 2nd grade antics again. Thought you graced us with you depatture.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Your departure. Now do us all a favor and hit gate bitch!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Your departure. Now do us all a favor and hit gate bitch!

    The judges would have accepted "hit bricks bitch."
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Doogles said:

    Puppy's refusal to edit posts has to be his most underrated characteristic. Just the perfect poster, we should all feel so blessed his two dad's took him to husky stadium on crisp fall afternoons.

    Had to make one tiny fix.
  • HoustonHusky
    HoustonHusky Member Posts: 6,000
    I'm actually with puppylove_sugarsteel...don't think Sark will be Saban but do think he's going to do better than people around here give him credit for.

    Surprised nobody picked up on this though (or maybe they did and I missed it)...

    But with the Trojans running a high-speed offense and practices, Sarkisian expects players to maintain their fitness so they will be prepared when workouts resume March 25.

    "They'll need to do some conditioning," he said. "It will be too hard … if they don't."

    Sarkisian gave coaches the same advice.

    "I told them to make sure they're running over spring break too," he said. "They've got to stay in shape for these practices — not just the players."


    Has he looked in the mirror? Anyone think that fucker's run a mile in 5 years?

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20140316,0,5285477.story#ixzz2wNYSPXHV
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    I'm actually with puppylove_sugarsteel...don't think Sark will be Saban but do think he's going to do better than people around here give him credit for.

    Surprised nobody picked up on this though (or maybe they did and I missed it)...

    But with the Trojans running a high-speed offense and practices, Sarkisian expects players to maintain their fitness so they will be prepared when workouts resume March 25.

    "They'll need to do some conditioning," he said. "It will be too hard … if they don't."

    Sarkisian gave coaches the same advice.

    "I told them to make sure they're running over spring break too," he said. "They've got to stay in shape for these practices — not just the players."


    Has he looked in the mirror? Anyone think that fucker's run a mile in 5 years?

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20140316,0,5285477.story#ixzz2wNYSPXHV

    The worst thing that will happen with Sark is that this year will be a struggle. An almost all new OL, only one proven WR, and an average QB. They will score a lot of points vs nobodies and struggle when facing the big boys. The defense will be good, but not great. I will be shocked if they are any good on the road. Sark is still Sark. He's not lasting five years at USC.

    Are you describing 2014 USC or 2010 UW, 2011 UW, 2012 UW or 2013 UW? I really couldn't tell.

    Sark will have an inflated W-L at USC much like Kiffin did or Lambo did at UW but like those two he'll fail to meet expectations. When his tenure is up it will be considered a failure not a success.

    I'd be very shocked if he will ever see a year five. I'm guessing he'll be DOA after year four. Like Kiffin he'll produce one empty 10 or 11 win season but the rest will be 7 or 8 win campaigns which won't cut it down there. He'll also lose to his rivals as well and they won't tolerate that shit like UW did with him getting drilled by Oregon every fucking year.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club

    I'm actually with puppylove_sugarsteel...don't think Sark will be Saban but do think he's going to do better than people around here give him credit for.

    Surprised nobody picked up on this though (or maybe they did and I missed it)...

    But with the Trojans running a high-speed offense and practices, Sarkisian expects players to maintain their fitness so they will be prepared when workouts resume March 25.

    "They'll need to do some conditioning," he said. "It will be too hard … if they don't."

    Sarkisian gave coaches the same advice.

    "I told them to make sure they're running over spring break too," he said. "They've got to stay in shape for these practices — not just the players."


    Has he looked in the mirror? Anyone think that fucker's run a mile in 5 years?

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20140316,0,5285477.story#ixzz2wNYSPXHV

    The worst thing that will happen with Sark is that this year will be a struggle. An almost all new OL, only one proven WR, and an average QB. They will score a lot of points vs nobodies and struggle when facing the big boys. The defense will be good, but not great. I will be shocked if they are any good on the road. Sark is still Sark. He's not lasting five years at USC.

    That running comment and talk about being in shape is pure comedy. Sark must have started running twice a week and is feeling pretty good about himself.

    If Kessler is truly average, I expect Max Browne to be the starter.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,772 Founders Club
    The worst part about all this is that with Captain FreePub and his fucking clown car at the helm of an SC program, ESPN and the media will be all over him. The same shit we had to endure for 5 fucking years will be on national TV more than any of us will stand.