Querey for the bored

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

What the fuck happened to this place? Where's the hatred, the vitriol, the CFD's, the innuendo, the hidden links, the motherfucking reveling in others' displeasure?

For that matter, where's the traffic? Where is everyone?

This place used to be filled with the types of characters that made this the finest establishment on the internet. Now I get what.....PostGameOrangeSlices? Are you kidding me? P-o-s-t-G-a-m-e-O-r-a-n-g-e-S-l-i-c-e-s?

The Pit was a place where you could routinely see:

- CrimsonWazzu's hood shine in the reflection of the fire
- MarinerDuck bring absolutely nothing new to the table
- Sven beat a good cliche into the annoyance realm
- fuzz. FUCKING fuzz!!!
- The Pitmaster mistake good, clean fun for some sort of deviant behavior
- Gordo not "get it"
- Beavermobile chastise someone for making the board be "all about you" and then post a three page story of what he did at the car lot that day or what he likes to do with Milk Duds
- cougfanman outdo himself by being less funny with each passing day
- Satan bitch about whining and then spend a week bitching and whining about Dawgman's business decisions.
- Lance lose another girlfriend
- TheElkoBranch decrying sobriety and it's inherent evils, like staying upright on the trail
- TheGlove working his ass off to "be like Harvey" and failing miserably at it.

Sure, there were some casualties. Folks were run out of here if their brand of humor did not please the Pitmaster or if the hidden links were discovered by Human Resources (FWIW, I took the high road and claimed substance abuse made me do it after the Union let me down). Still, there were enough of us left to keep the place rolling? What about now?

This was a place that was hyper-obsessed with a fat assed-married to a one-arm, bankrupt trailer dweller! Now, it's nothing more than a goddamned vacant lot! How did you people let this happen? What's the remedy? GORD!!!

And don't fucking tell me that it was brought to its knees by some punk-ass from New Zealand. I told my Mom the weed wasn't mine. It was Beeely's. She believed me. I don't believe you.

You know what this is? It's shameful, is what it is. A vibrant, happening spot like this reduced to the fucking equivalent of an Internet ashtray. Maybe you guys can put some new life into the place. Invite some new blood like DobasD03 or SeaStorm or Bill Fleenor up in this bitch. They'll liven it up.

I'm disgusted. This place sucks.

VLR!

Tailgater said:

It's the one-liner crowd with their distain for either prose or essay that's chased off the outlyers. Ducks, Beavs, and even fucking coogs came here for enlightenment and could never get lit by shorthand Husky arrogance. I try to keep my posts to one or two lines and some pervert wants a report on my sexuality. Perhaps it's time to spend less effort on trashing the ultimate smack deserving Dm.c and focus on ripping some nerds and doog wannabes new assholes........ or just forget about it.

Some keep posting that the half-brain versus know-nothing war is over and we won. There are consequences to winning war and it might be those consequences in the form of ancient gargoyles PRIDE, FEVER, and PURPLE REIGN returning to rape and pillage on gridirons from Canada to Mexico and Rockies to the Pacific that has former poster enemies lurking in fear....... or they've finally given up on us coming out to play again. Personally, I think the lull is the offseason and the World of collegiate football wondering if Husky Football will ever do something about Washingten.

He_Needs_More_Time said:

unfrozencaveman said:

More cock - I thought you had a sense of humor brah. Boobs is one of my favorite posters

Doesn't mean he can't pump a little gas, south of the muddy banks of the mighty Columbia

Listen fucknut. You're the only one I fuck with. Could it be that you are the problem? I agreed with Derek to back off your cunt yet you keep after me. As long as you keep up with that iI'm going to drag your goofy cunt up and down this forum. Just be a man for once and I'll prolly leave you alone. Obviously the scars from k-12 haven't healed. That's not my problem bitch. Divert your attention and I'll leave you be. Simple as that. My objective is to talk football. Your objective is to post everything I say as you have nothing to contribute. Your obsession with me Is creepy dude . Move on to someone else who doesn't embarrass your goofy ass. Truce now. If you bring me up again in any way gloves are off for good