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Here's why last night wasn't as bad as you think
GreenRiverGatorz
Member Posts: 10,165
Hahahaha fuck off, last night was the worst thing imaginable.
Spent all week getting ready to revenge skull fuck a painfully average Cal squad and their shit talking Hitler youth linebacker. The stadium is electric, the weather is classic Husky Stadium gray, and I'm drunk dooging hard to anyone who'll listen about how Eason is the best thing on earth since they rebooted the Backdoor Sluts franchise. Enter the stadium and the atmosphere is ELECTRIC. Purchase a $5 coke to mix with my jack and start woofing at the cashier in excitement. Exchange drunk high fives with the rest of the low-income fans in the north stand nosebleeds. Fuck yeah the boys run onto the field and they're ready to rumble! Woof woof motherfuckers!
Enter the lightening storm and sitting on my ass for two and a half hours and the booze is quickly wearing off. 15,000 idiots remain to watch an overrated squad of dipshits puke all over themselves. After dooging hard for #notmyfuller and opera singer all off-season, I'm now treated to the worst display of hands that Seattle football has seen since the Darrell Jackson days. The defense sucks and looks pedestrian against a putrid Cal offense. The OL is continually getting punked by a bunch of nobodies who we never even bothered to call during the recruiting process. Hamdan is calling plays like he still has Browning at the helm. The defense blows it, we lose, and despite nobody being in the stadium it still takes the morons on the Husky shuttle busses close to an hour to get us out of there. Oh yeah, and they now charge $15 for those shitty shuttles that drive you four miles to the park and ride.
What a special night. Fuck Cal, fuck UW, and fuck everyone here. But most importantly fuck me for subjecting myself to such a miserable eight hour experience. I don't know why I still go to games.
Spent all week getting ready to revenge skull fuck a painfully average Cal squad and their shit talking Hitler youth linebacker. The stadium is electric, the weather is classic Husky Stadium gray, and I'm drunk dooging hard to anyone who'll listen about how Eason is the best thing on earth since they rebooted the Backdoor Sluts franchise. Enter the stadium and the atmosphere is ELECTRIC. Purchase a $5 coke to mix with my jack and start woofing at the cashier in excitement. Exchange drunk high fives with the rest of the low-income fans in the north stand nosebleeds. Fuck yeah the boys run onto the field and they're ready to rumble! Woof woof motherfuckers!
Enter the lightening storm and sitting on my ass for two and a half hours and the booze is quickly wearing off. 15,000 idiots remain to watch an overrated squad of dipshits puke all over themselves. After dooging hard for #notmyfuller and opera singer all off-season, I'm now treated to the worst display of hands that Seattle football has seen since the Darrell Jackson days. The defense sucks and looks pedestrian against a putrid Cal offense. The OL is continually getting punked by a bunch of nobodies who we never even bothered to call during the recruiting process. Hamdan is calling plays like he still has Browning at the helm. The defense blows it, we lose, and despite nobody being in the stadium it still takes the morons on the Husky shuttle busses close to an hour to get us out of there. Oh yeah, and they now charge $15 for those shitty shuttles that drive you four miles to the park and ride.
What a special night. Fuck Cal, fuck UW, and fuck everyone here. But most importantly fuck me for subjecting myself to such a miserable eight hour experience. I don't know why I still go to games.
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Your issue was that you are unused to lightning. Come down to the desert bitch
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We suck
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God hates the Huskies
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This bored is a gem.
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God doesn't hate meRaceBannon said:God hates the Huskies
I helped a fellow Mexican jump his car
He said thanks man do you want anything
I said bitch I want 2 claws -
The only good thing about last night was that nobody saw it happen.
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Hypothetically, if we lost to FUCKING CAL at home, and no one saw it happen, did it actually happen? I'll take your answers in the comments.HuskyClaws said:The only good thing about last night was that nobody saw it happen.
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You are the worst. Fucking fiendPitchfork51 said:
God doesn't hate meRaceBannon said:God hates the Huskies
I helped a fellow Mexican jump his car
He said thanks man do you want anything
I said bitch I want 2 claws -
Wait that was a good deed brobackthepack said:
You are the worst. Fucking fiendPitchfork51 said:
God doesn't hate meRaceBannon said:God hates the Huskies
I helped a fellow Mexican jump his car
He said thanks man do you want anything
I said bitch I want 2 claws -
“Bitch I want 2 claws” you are worse than a phi girls at UWPitchfork51 said:
Wait that was a good deed brobackthepack said:
You are the worst. Fucking fiendPitchfork51 said:
God doesn't hate meRaceBannon said:God hates the Huskies
I helped a fellow Mexican jump his car
He said thanks man do you want anything
I said bitch I want 2 claws -
I didn't actually say that you maroonbackthepack said:
“Bitch I want 2 claws” you are worse than a phi girls at UWPitchfork51 said:
Wait that was a good deed brobackthepack said:
You are the worst. Fucking fiendPitchfork51 said:
God doesn't hate meRaceBannon said:God hates the Huskies
I helped a fellow Mexican jump his car
He said thanks man do you want anything
I said bitch I want 2 claws
The dude who didn't speak English in the passenger seat gave me a pbr -
Fudgie, step away from the keyboard for a while.
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#istayed
until the bitter end.
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Our drop in rankings tells me they didn’t need to see it to know we fucking suck.HuskyClaws said:The only good thing about last night was that nobody saw it happen.
