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Ektard's analysis of Coach Peternorth

1) Dominated the MWC and WAC due to having vastly more-talented players than the rest of the teams.
2) Beat major conference teams because he only had to get his teams up for 1 or 2 games a season.
3) Only beat Georgia because they were having a down year (10-3)
4) Many of his wins were due to him having Kellen Moore, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time
5) His 92-12 record is way inflated due to these among other factors

Seriously, these fucks may have hit a new low. It's now essentially the entire board against them and they are scouring the depths of F3's rectal cavity to find any and all reasons why Peternorth sucks and doesn't deserve his accolades.Kudos to Tequilla for not letting that fuck fudge his facts and make up statistics but he's gonna do it anyways.

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Lol and were the trolls.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Do they honestly believe tearing down a wildly successful coach, a popular hire, is what will bring back paying customers?

    It seems to me they might want out as the "voice of Husky Sports" and believe suicide is the best tactic
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Sark has never coached any team to 9 wins.

    Other than that... spot on
  • Sark has never coached any team to 9 wins.

    Other than that... spot on

    But still
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    One more thing, Kellen Moore was indeed invited by Doba to join Washington State... as a walk-on so, he did have a Pac-10 invitation... :))
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    My mind is blown by anybody that thinks that Kellen Moore is one of the great QBs in the history of college football
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    SRS adjusts for schedule strength and margin of victory (which is capped at 28, so you get penalized if you only beat New Mexico by 17 but you don't get big points if you kill them by 50).

    In Petersen's 8 seasons, he finished in the top 13 of SRS 5 times. In fact, he did it 5 of his first 6 seasons. He won 2 BCS games and could have won 3 if that kicker didn't miss a chip shot. His first 8 years of coaching and achievements are quite similar to Don James. Its like hiring Don James again in 1982. (Based on what DJ did up to that point).
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Tequilla said:

    I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).

    Welcome to 2008

  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    edited February 2014

    Eklund would need to gain about 50 IQ points in order to be called an idiot.

    Seriously. Anyone who has been as wrong as he's been over the years would have been fired a long time ago. Fortunately for him he works for a sycophantic, failed residential real estate moron who needs his nuts flowered on a consistent basis and that fatass is more than willing to do it.

    Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.

    There are talented kids fresh out of journalism school who are looking for work that would put the lemon party trio to shame. This year, their intern who was in high school, had recruiting way more dialed in than any of the staff. If Kim wasn't so stupid and rigid, the site could be fucking huge and put everything else to shame.

  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

    Eklund would need to gain about 50 IQ points in order to be called an idiot.

    Seriously. Anyone who has been as wrong as he's been over the years would have been fired a long time ago. Fortunately for him he works for a sycophantic, failed residential real estate moron who needs his nuts flowered on a consistent basis and that fatass is more than willing to do it.

    Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.

    There are talented kids fresh out of journalism school who are looking for work that would put the lemon party trio to shame. This year, their intern who was in high school, had recruiting way more dialed in than any of the staff. If Kim wasn't so stupid and rigid, the site could be have been fucking huge and put everything else to shame.

    Fixed
  • dnc said:

    Tequilla said:

    I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).

    Welcome to 2008 2004

    RIP wewereafootballschool
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,725 Founders Club
    edited February 2014
    Remember when Tahj Bomar was going to be the next Ink Alleaga?
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

    Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.
    ....aaand now, joined by Chris Fatters and Scott Eklunk, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kim Grinolds!
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    A guy I work with, Iowa alum, said he will laugh when Petersen ends up like TCU?

    Huh?

    Well TCU wanted to go into the big leagues and now only win 5 games a year.

    I let him know BSU wasn't put in the Pac.

    Peterman now has PAC12 resources with a PAC12 team ...

    He walked off.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    hate to pick apart the data in this thread but the real correlation between Peterman's wins was with Kirby Moore.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Meek said:

    hate to pick apart the data in this thread but the real correlation between Peterman's wins was with Kirby Moore.

    So... Peterman's wins in his first six seasons don't count?....

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    I'm sure you guys realize that the people who aren't UW fans and are skeptics of Petersen are jealous morons. Hey WSU, wanna trade our coach for yours? Hey Oregon, wanna trade ours for Slinger straight up? It's the coach-version of Bishop Sankey talk.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031

    Meek said:

    hate to pick apart the data in this thread but the real correlation between Peterman's wins was with Kirby Moore.

    So... Peterman's wins in his first six seasons don't count?....

    i was being sarkastic
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    haie said:

    I'm sure you guys realize that the people who aren't UW fans and are skeptics of Petersen are jealous morons. Hey WSU, wanna trade our coach for yours? Hey Oregon, wanna trade ours for Slinger straight up? It's the coach-version of Bishop Sankey talk.

    Not sure where you're going with this... it seems to me the biggest skeptics of Peterman being successful at UW represent themselves as the voice of Husky sports.

  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Gotta say, that's a fine post more_cockus
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,717 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:

    A guy I work with, Iowa alum, said he will laugh when Petersen ends up like TCU?

    Huh?

    Well TCU wanted to go into the big leagues and now only win 5 games a year.

    I let him know BSU wasn't put in the Pac.

    Peterman now has PAC12 resources with a PAC12 team ...

    He walked off.

    Kirk Ferentz

    BOOM roasted
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    TCU's biggest problem in the move has been that they've had substandard QB play with Pachall being hurt and/or in drug rehab for the better part of the last 2 years.

    You can't win in a major conference at a high level with substandard QB play.

    Patterson is still a fantastic coach ... he'll get it turned around.