SECDawg has been given one more chance

DerekJohnson · September 2019

SECDawg has been emailing me several times a week for months. He just paid $130, which in his case is non-refundable. He understands that he is on a 90-day probation period. He cannot post more than 5 times a day during the probationary period. He says he's no longer drinking hard liquor and will no longer spam our boards with drunken gibberish. he understands that he can't just type "Delete" at the bottom of a thread and undo his previous posts from the thread.

I realize this news won't be met with enthusiasm from everyone. I realize it will lead to a grumpy Grundle.

SECDawg hasn't logged in yet because he says the new password isn't working. But I checked his account and it is fine. So he will be on here soon enough, and I trust that we will be gracious hosts.

TheDawgFan1227 · September 2019

Always loved this guy's free spirit and expert insight.

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2019

Delete

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · September 2019

DerekJohnson said:
SECDawg has been emailing me several times a week for months. He just paid $130, which in his case is non-refundable. He understands that he is on a 90-day probation period. He cannot post more than 5 times a day during the probationary period. He says he's no longer drinking hard liquor and will no longer spam our boards with drunken gibberish. he understands that he can't just type "Delete" at the bottom of a thread and undo his previous posts from the thread.

I realize this news won't be met with enthusiasm from everyone. I realize it will lead to a grumpy Grundle.

SECDawg hasn't logged in yet because he says the new password isn't working. But I checked his account and it is fine. So he will be on here soon enough, and I trust that we will be gracious hosts.

I doubt it

Swaye · September 2019

Thanks for the advance warning. I have spent a great deal of tim getting all of my "kill yourself" gif's inventoried and sorted.

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2019

One of the 3 worst posters ever.

BearsWiin · September 2019

DerekJohnson said:
SECDawg has been emailing me several times a week for months. He just paid $130, which in his case is non-refundable.

Take the money. Change your email address.

Mad_Son · September 2019

And now we know Derek's price.

FireCohen · September 2019

GrundleStiltzkin said:
One of the 3 worst posters ever.

Who hasn’t had a drinking problem

whatshouldicareabout · September 2019

DerekJohnson said:
SECDawg has been emailing me several times a week for months. He just paid $130, which in his case is non-refundable. He understands that he is on a 90-day probation period. He cannot post more than 5 times a day during the probationary period. He says he's no longer drinking hard liquor and will no longer spam our boards with drunken gibberish. he understands that he can't just type "Delete" at the bottom of a thread and undo his previous posts from the thread.

I realize this news won't be met with enthusiasm from everyone. I realize it will lead to a grumpy Grundle.

SECDawg hasn't logged in yet because he says the new password isn't working. But I checked his account and it is fine. So he will be on here soon enough, and I trust that we will be gracious hosts.

Derek, you're re-entering the green stage.

RaceBannon · September 2019

He won't post drunk but he's too drunk to log in

chuck · September 2019

DerekJohnson said:
can't just type "Delete" at the bottom of a thread and undo his previous posts from the thread.

Fucking vanilla.

Pitchfork51 · September 2019

Swaye said:
Thanks for the advance warning. I have spent a great deal of tim getting all of my "kill yourself" gif's inventoried and sorted.

One positive from your life going down the drain and becoming a domesticated pussy is that you have stepped up the gif game.

DawgWagonDan · September 2019

so just beer and wine?

DerekJohnson · September 2019

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:
can't just type "Delete" at the bottom of a thread and undo his previous posts from the thread.
Fucking vanilla.

ChuckHIV!

Swaye · September 2019

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:
Thanks for the advance warning. I have spent a great deal of tim getting all of my "kill yourself" gif's inventoried and sorted.
One positive from your life going down the drain and becoming a domesticated pussy is that you have stepped up the gif game.

See. Happy ending.

Pitchfork51 · September 2019

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:
Thanks for the advance warning. I have spent a great deal of tim getting all of my "kill yourself" gif's inventoried and sorted.
One positive from your life going down the drain and becoming a domesticated pussy is that you have stepped up the gif game.
See. Happy ending.

I'm a positive guy. Look for the good in things.

DoogCourics · September 2019

FWIW:

I drink a lot of hard liquor.

I’ve been here a year and a half.

I’ve never fagged out on a thread.

Just sayin.

UW_Doog_Bot · September 2019

DoogCourics said:
FWIW:

I drink a lot of hard liquor.

I’ve been here a year and a half.

I’ve never fagged out on a thread.

Just sayin.

If we are bashing drunk posting gibberish. Then I aM OiT oF HrE!

SECDAWG · September 2019

Thanks DJ.

Hi J, Baze, Swaye, WAC. Asked DJ a few times via email to tell Y’all hello from the southern swamp land.....and sorry grumble.

Wanted to get that in before DJ popped me again, I know his finger is fast and ready...

Also

That fukn gif has cracked me up, Baze was right, solid gold on that one Swaye. No telling how many folks I’ve sent that to.

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2019

SECDAWG said:
Thanks DJ.

Hi J, Baze, Swaye, WAC. Asked DJ a few times via email to tell Y’all hello from the southern swamp land.....and sorry grumble.

Wanted to get that in before DJ popped me again, I know his finger is fast and ready...

Also

That fukn gif has cracked me up, Baze was right, solid gold on that one Swaye. No telling how many folks I’ve sent that to.

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