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YellowSnow
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So let it be written so let it be done
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Praise be, bitch.
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Was Moses as big of a horn dog as I've been led to believe?RaceBannon said:So let it be written so let it be done
Pharaoh
Did he walk like an Egyptian?
#racewasthere
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So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said: -
Thanks be to God.
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Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:
https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY -
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
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And with your spirit.
It's fucking gay and I hate it. The 1 tim every other year I go to church, i always fuck it up. sometimes on purpose. @wongonpowpose -
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention. -
This is BS. If it's the word of God, it don't need updating. God spoke inDoog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuYHebrewGreekLatin, not Engrish. -
If Aramaic was good enough for Jesus Christ, than it’s good enough for me!YellowSnow said:
This is BS. If it's the word of God, it don't need updating. God spoke inDoog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuYHebrewGreekLatin, not Engrish. -
Fellow raised Lutheran. I remember as a kid wondering if the Pastor actually believed in God. The parsonage was at the Olympia Country ClubDoog_de_Jour said:
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
The youth pastor got in hot water for telling the teens they had to be born again. Quite controversial -
This thread has made me very grateful I didn't grow up in a high church/liturgical environment.
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Was your church Missouri Synod? They tended to be super conservative (I still don’t know if they allow female pastors), so I could see them being down with the born agains.RaceBannon said:
Fellow raised Lutheran. I remember as a kid wondering if the Pastor actually believed in God. The parsonage was at the Olympia Country ClubDoog_de_Jour said:
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
The youth pastor got in hot water for telling the teens they had to be born again. Quite controversial
My congregation was actually pretty liberal (again, ELCA), especially for Eastern Washington. Nobody gave me any shit when I was a little kid and pointed out how the creation story was bullshit...to my Sunday School teacher’s credit she gently conceded it was a myth and educated us on similar stories in other cultures.
But heaven help you if you dared misbehaved at the annual pancake feed that came right before Ash Wednesday! -
My catholic frens call your church "The Church of What's Happening Now". I don't have a Dwag in this fight, mind you.dnc said:This thread has made me very grateful I didn't grow up in a high church/liturgical environment.
Bet you guys didn't know the Higher Level Theology Bored is opening up in a corner of my shoppe. -
Cataclysmic news!YellowSnow said:
My catholic frens call your church "The Church of What's Happening Now". I don't have a Dwag in this fight, mind you.dnc said:This thread has made me very grateful I didn't grow up in a high church/liturgical environment.
Bet you guys didn't know the Higher Level Theology Bored is opening up in a corner of my shoppe. -
Doog_de_Jour said:YellowSnow said:
My catholic frens call your church "The Church of What's Happening Now". I don't have a Dwag in this fight, mind you.dnc said:This thread has made me very grateful I didn't grow up in a high church/liturgical environment.
Bet you guys didn't know the Higher Level Theology Bored is opening up in a corner of my shoppe.
Cataclysmic
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It may have been Missouri Synod but it was Olympia liberal. The youth pastor was an outlier and didn't last longDoog_de_Jour said:
Was your church Missouri Synod? They tended to be super conservative (I still don’t know if they allow female pastors), so I could see them being down with the born agains.RaceBannon said:
Fellow raised Lutheran. I remember as a kid wondering if the Pastor actually believed in God. The parsonage was at the Olympia Country ClubDoog_de_Jour said:
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
The youth pastor got in hot water for telling the teens they had to be born again. Quite controversial
My congregation was actually pretty liberal (again, ELCA), especially for Eastern Washington. Nobody gave me any shit when I was a little kid and pointed out how the creation story was bullshit...to my Sunday School teacher’s credit she gently conceded it was a myth and educated us on similar stories in other cultures.
But heaven help you if you dared misbehaved at the annual pancake feed that came right before Ash Wednesday!
One of the associate pastors became a big wheel in the anti war movement
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/the-rev-jon-nelson-a-man-of-action-not-a-man-of-words-dies/ -
#metooDoog_de_Jour said:
was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton...... -
Do tell.Doog_de_Jour said:RaceBannon said:
Fellow raised Lutheran. I remember as a kid wondering if the Pastor actually believed in God. The parsonage was at the Olympia Country ClubDoog_de_Jour said:
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
The youth pastor got in hot water for telling the teens they had to be born again. Quite controversial
But heaven help you if you dared misbehaved at the annual pancake feed that came right before Ash Wednesday!
Were you naughty? Did you get spanked?
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Hey, the Throbber cannot afford to lose half his net worth again. Mrs. Throbber v1.0 is living large. You're quite safe.Doog_de_Jour said:
Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.PurpleThrobber said:
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!Doog_de_Jour said:
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.YellowSnow said:
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?dnc said:https://youtu.be/63RcymipKuY
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
The Throbber is Presbyterian. We? just vote and shit and are really organized.
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#SirmonSeekers
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Whoa. Three lapsed Lutherans on HCH.
I like my Protestants in this one...say 34 Theses to 17? -
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My tall Swedish viking ancestors switched over the Presbyterian faith. WTF's up with that?Doog_de_Jour said:Whoa. Three lapsed Lutherans on HCH.
I like my Protestants in this one...say 34 Theses to 17? -
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I'm a lapsed Catlick too. Long story, but not a cool story bro.Doog_de_Jour said:Whoa. Three lapsed Lutherans on HCH.
I like my Protestants in this one...say 34 Theses to 17?
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Are you allowed to eat wood on Fridays?BennyBeaver said:
I'm a lapsed Catlick too. Long story, but not a cool story bro.Doog_de_Jour said:Whoa. Three lapsed Lutherans on HCH.
I like my Protestants in this one...say 34 Theses to 17?
