Haener sells the couch
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This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
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it's only b/c Haener said he's going FCS, D2 or possibly juco, but he is not going FBSDugtheDoog said:
This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
Unless I'm getting whooshed or something... -
Same here. I'm glad he's gone but the way people are responding here they are acting like he spit in their beer.RoadDawg55 said:
He took his ball and went home once he didn’t get his way. If he was a junior or senior I would be more accepting of it. I’m a fan of Husky Football, not Jake Haener.Mad_Son said:What a bunch of spurned lovers. He took his best offer, competed, nearly won the starting job, and left when the dust settled and he lost. He came here to play football and since that won't be happening he is going somewhere that will. This is the best option since he never should have been offered, but that isn't his fault, that is the coaches.
Offering Haener, giving him so many reps, not having a better alternative to Browning, etc is all on the coaches. He is the only one who made the hard, but right, decision to rectify the problem in the end.
I guess maybe some of the responses are from people who project Pete telling him that he is neck and neck for winning the job as entitlement. I think he is getting accurate feedback for the first time now that he doesn't belong here and he is acting on it.
You (this board in general, maybe not you) can't have it both ways - wanting him gone yesterday and wanting him to stick it out on the bench -
no we are glad he gone. but from his point of view. the year is going to be wasted. He could have just stuck around and hope eason gets injured then he gets playing time. He just made an emotional decision.Mad_Son said:
Same here. I'm glad he's gone but the way people are responding here they are acting like he spit in their beer.RoadDawg55 said:
He took his ball and went home once he didn’t get his way. If he was a junior or senior I would be more accepting of it. I’m a fan of Husky Football, not Jake Haener.Mad_Son said:What a bunch of spurned lovers. He took his best offer, competed, nearly won the starting job, and left when the dust settled and he lost. He came here to play football and since that won't be happening he is going somewhere that will. This is the best option since he never should have been offered, but that isn't his fault, that is the coaches.
Offering Haener, giving him so many reps, not having a better alternative to Browning, etc is all on the coaches. He is the only one who made the hard, but right, decision to rectify the problem in the end.
I guess maybe some of the responses are from people who project Pete telling him that he is neck and neck for winning the job as entitlement. I think he is getting accurate feedback for the first time now that he doesn't belong here and he is acting on it.
You (this board in general, maybe not you) can't have it both ways - wanting him gone yesterday and wanting him to stick it out on the bench -
The sooner he gets his name on the list the sooner he can find the best available fit. Waiting until later he will be one of many names. Either approach has its pros and cons, but I don't think it is safe to just say this is an irrational, overly emotional decision, based on the information available. People who think that might be suffering from a classic case of confirmation bias.FirePete said:
no we are glad he gone. but from his point of view. the year is going to be wasted. He could have just stuck around and hope eason gets injured then he gets playing time. He just made an emotional decision.Mad_Son said:
Same here. I'm glad he's gone but the way people are responding here they are acting like he spit in their beer.RoadDawg55 said:
He took his ball and went home once he didn’t get his way. If he was a junior or senior I would be more accepting of it. I’m a fan of Husky Football, not Jake Haener.Mad_Son said:What a bunch of spurned lovers. He took his best offer, competed, nearly won the starting job, and left when the dust settled and he lost. He came here to play football and since that won't be happening he is going somewhere that will. This is the best option since he never should have been offered, but that isn't his fault, that is the coaches.
Offering Haener, giving him so many reps, not having a better alternative to Browning, etc is all on the coaches. He is the only one who made the hard, but right, decision to rectify the problem in the end.
I guess maybe some of the responses are from people who project Pete telling him that he is neck and neck for winning the job as entitlement. I think he is getting accurate feedback for the first time now that he doesn't belong here and he is acting on it.
You (this board in general, maybe not you) can't have it both ways - wanting him gone yesterday and wanting him to stick it out on the bench -
He needs to be approved by his former school and by the NCAA. Pete wont stand in his way but NCAA may still make him sit outDugtheDoog said:
This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
Unless I'm getting whooshed or something... -
I saw this shirt a couple weeks ago but did t take a picture. TYFYSCuntWaffle said:BleachedAnusDawg said:Was not expecting this to be a serious thread. It's like finding a $20 bill in a pair of pants I wore 3 months ago.
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Needs a Brazzers logoPurpleThrobber said:
Looks like he was getting a handy on the couch from mommy, not selling it.
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I never bash the kids but when I do I do it at hardcore husky
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In what world does being a #turnovershrimp mean you won the job?DoogCourics said:
DoogCourics dialed in according to Caple:DoogCourics said:Drunk speculation.
Haener thought he won the job for some chinsane reason, and got butthurt and decided to grab his ball and go home. If he really thought he won it and it was clear to him he didn’t get a fair shake because there was a 100 yard line for Eason at picture day and no one for Haener so he never stood a chance, then sure whatever.
Or.
He figured if he lost the job to Eason then he likely would never get it. I’ve heard from a handful of places so far that Eason plans on coming back unless he is a top 10-15 pick. So Turnovers Shrimp possibly had it in his mind that it was win the job or sit 2 years and then lose the job to Huard in 2021. Career backup, might as well transfer to Fresno and play.
Or I’m just drunk and dunno what I’m saying but feel chinsightful
Jacob Eason had won the competition for Washington’s starting quarterback position, Petersen told him, as recounted to The Athletic by Haener’s father, Ryan. Petersen told Jake they were “splitting hairs,” and that it had come down to the wire, but that Eason’s upside put him over the top.
“He was extremely emotional about it,” Ryan said of his son, “because he felt like he had won the job.” -
Being too short to see over our line surely is a hardship.DugtheDoog said:
This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
Unless I'm getting whooshed or something... -
Haenous...
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Why did Haener think he could beat out Eason when he couldn't even beat out Browning?
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Can I be upset if I didn't want him gone? Is that allowed?
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So why in the fuck was he in the completion with skinny until just now?Meek said:
it's only b/c Haener said he's going FCS, D2 or possibly juco, but he is not going FBSDugtheDoog said:
This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
Unless I'm getting whooshed or something...
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Pete is human and he still has starting QB rejection skeletons in his closet. The pity playing time at Eastern is very telling.creepycoug said:
So why in the fuck was he in the completion with skinny until just now?Meek said:
it's only b/c Haener said he's going FCS, D2 or possibly juco, but he is not going FBSDugtheDoog said:
This makes no fucking sense. The ncaa doesn't rubber stamp CPs recommendation, if this even true. And even if it was, what fucking school is he going to go to, enroll without knowing the playbook or any rapport with receivers and be thrown out on the field asap.Bread said:
Last I checked, Pete isn't in charge of the NCAAs hardship waiver program. Roof is full of shit.
Unless I'm getting whooshed or something...
Crazy. -
Pass.Gwad said:
Uncle BabushkaHoustonHusky said:
Dumb he is leaving now but does anyone really think he is transferring to another Pac12 school?Bread said: -
Deserves 100 chins.whatshouldicareabout said:Why did Haener think he could beat out Eason when he couldn't even beat out Browning?
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I might buy this but our coaches name is Chris Petersen and not Willie taggart or fucking christoballz.chuck said:Petersen's method of orchestrating this is a little odd but perhaps brilliant. It seems obvious now that the staff likes both Sirmon and Morris better long term but may have avoided conveying that to Haener.
So why the competition? My thought is that they came out of spring with a solid 1-3 in mind of Eason, Sirmon, and Morris. They wanted Haener out because there was no way he'd accept 4th string. Perhaps giving keeping up the charade and allowing him to fail was the cleanest way to get it done. If that was the strategy then bravo Pete. Fucking masterful.
I think they orchestrated thus masterfully. People are overating the importance of how the reps were divided up to now. Eason needed reps period. Sirmon and Morris needed enough to prove they were capable backups. Haener needed enough to lose a phony QB1 battle so he'd leave.Doogles said:This is an indictment on Hamdan and Petersen more than anything.
Overall it's great Haener is gone and more talented players move up the chain of opportunity, but how out of touch are you with your own QB room to be blindsided by a double portal in Spring then waste half your 1st team reps on a guy who portals immediately once you tell him what everyone else already knew?
Inspires zero confidence the offense is being run by adults. Where else are they completely out of touch? I bet the WR room depth chart could be completely flip flopped and it would be more productive.
Now Eason has a full week of practice in the position he knew was his all along. I think things were handled well and worked out perfectly.
Not Pete’s MO.
Also, don’t buy as much of his day in the life as you doogs. At least 4 times on there where it is painfully obvious he’s playing to the camera and wants to slap himself for what just came out of his mouth.
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@geescottsr FUcK youRSelFGreenRiverGatorz said:Remember a week ago when Gee was spouting on the radio about how his "peer sources" said he was the presumed leader? Lol fuck right off.
This is taking your ball and running home to your milf mama to a fucking tee. I like it when losers quit. Makes room for winners. -
CallMeBigErn said:
Wait a tick... Is he erect?PurpleThrobber said:
Looks like he was getting a handy on the couch from mommy, not selling it.
{And still wood}
This feels very close to lockners kiss with mommy. Except lockner didn’t puss out... well until the NFL. -
Your_Mom said:
I'm drunk too but did read it.dannarc said:
TD;DRDoogCourics said:Drunk speculation.
Haener thought he won the job for some chinsane reason, and got butthurt and decided to grab his ball and go home. If he really thought he won it and it was clear to him he didn’t get a fair shake because there was a 100 yard line for Eason at picture day and no one for Haener so he never stood a chance, then sure whatever.
Or.
He figured if he lost the job to Eason then he likely would never get it. I’ve heard from a handful of places so far that Eason plans on coming back unless he is a top 10-15 pick. So Turnovers Shrimp possibly had it in his mind that it was win the job or sit 2 years and then lose the job to Huard in 2021. Career backup, might as well transfer to Fresno and play.
Or I’m just drunk and dunno what I’m saying but feel chinsightful
If 3 strong IPAs chased down by 5 oz of cuervo can even be considered drunk?Your_Mom said:
I'm drunk too but did read it.dannarc said:
TD;DRDoogCourics said:Drunk speculation.
Haener thought he won the job for some chinsane reason, and got butthurt and decided to grab his ball and go home. If he really thought he won it and it was clear to him he didn’t get a fair shake because there was a 100 yard line for Eason at picture day and no one for Haener so he never stood a chance, then sure whatever.
Or.
He figured if he lost the job to Eason then he likely would never get it. I’ve heard from a handful of places so far that Eason plans on coming back unless he is a top 10-15 pick. So Turnovers Shrimp possibly had it in his mind that it was win the job or sit 2 years and then lose the job to Huard in 2021. Career backup, might as well transfer to Fresno and play.
Or I’m just drunk and dunno what I’m saying but feel chinsightful
If 3 strong IPAs chased down by 5 oz of cuervo can even be considered drunk?
Even his mom is taller than him.bananasnblondes said:
Needs a Brazzers logoPurpleThrobber said:
Looks like he was getting a handy on the couch from mommy, not selling it.
{And still wood} -
I couldn't articulate what popped into my head very well on that one. That's why I had the aborted post show up. I ditched it, then came back later and something I read got the wheels turning again. The second go was no better than the first, which I was dumb enough to leave there for everyone's annoyance.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I might buy this but our coaches name is Chris Petersen and not Willie taggart or fucking christoballz.chuck said:Petersen's method of orchestrating this is a little odd but perhaps brilliant. It seems obvious now that the staff likes both Sirmon and Morris better long term but may have avoided conveying that to Haener.
So why the competition? My thought is that they came out of spring with a solid 1-3 in mind of Eason, Sirmon, and Morris. They wanted Haener out because there was no way he'd accept 4th string. Perhaps giving keeping up the charade and allowing him to fail was the cleanest way to get it done. If that was the strategy then bravo Pete. Fucking masterful.
I think they orchestrated thus masterfully. People are overating the importance of how the reps were divided up to now. Eason needed reps period. Sirmon and Morris needed enough to prove they were capable backups. Haener needed enough to lose a phony QB1 battle so he'd leave.Doogles said:This is an indictment on Hamdan and Petersen more than anything.
Overall it's great Haener is gone and more talented players move up the chain of opportunity, but how out of touch are you with your own QB room to be blindsided by a double portal in Spring then waste half your 1st team reps on a guy who portals immediately once you tell him what everyone else already knew?
Inspires zero confidence the offense is being run by adults. Where else are they completely out of touch? I bet the WR room depth chart could be completely flip flopped and it would be more productive.
Now Eason has a full week of practice in the position he knew was his all along. I think things were handled well and worked out perfectly.
Not Pete’s MO.
Also, don’t buy as much of his day in the life as you doogs. At least 4 times on there where it is painfully obvious he’s playing to the camera and wants to slap himself for what just came out of his mouth.
Peterman is who we think peterman is and he did not intentionally play this hand to work out the way it did.
So long story long...fuck you and the dirtysouf. But aside from that I was trying to come up with an explanation for Haener making that move, which makes no sense for him or the team unless they've really warmed on Sirmon and felt it would be easier to move him up with Haener out of the room. It seems like an easy sell to get him to stay at least this season if they had wanted him to. -
Overly emotional? Like deciding to force an ill-advised pass into an opposing LBs hands because your first throw was in the dirt and you’re a try hard?Mad_Son said:
The sooner he gets his name on the list the sooner he can find the best available fit. Waiting until later he will be one of many names. Either approach has its pros and cons, but I don't think it is safe to just say this is an irrational, overly emotional decision, based on the information available. People who think that might be suffering from a classic case of confirmation bias.FirePete said:
no we are glad he gone. but from his point of view. the year is going to be wasted. He could have just stuck around and hope eason gets injured then he gets playing time. He just made an emotional decision.Mad_Son said:
Same here. I'm glad he's gone but the way people are responding here they are acting like he spit in their beer.RoadDawg55 said:
He took his ball and went home once he didn’t get his way. If he was a junior or senior I would be more accepting of it. I’m a fan of Husky Football, not Jake Haener.Mad_Son said:What a bunch of spurned lovers. He took his best offer, competed, nearly won the starting job, and left when the dust settled and he lost. He came here to play football and since that won't be happening he is going somewhere that will. This is the best option since he never should have been offered, but that isn't his fault, that is the coaches.
Offering Haener, giving him so many reps, not having a better alternative to Browning, etc is all on the coaches. He is the only one who made the hard, but right, decision to rectify the problem in the end.
I guess maybe some of the responses are from people who project Pete telling him that he is neck and neck for winning the job as entitlement. I think he is getting accurate feedback for the first time now that he doesn't belong here and he is acting on it.
You (this board in general, maybe not you) can't have it both ways - wanting him gone yesterday and wanting him to stick it out on the bench -
This tweet was the thinking that led to Willingham and 0-12GrundleStiltzkin said: -
bananasnblondes said:
Needs a Brazzers logoPurpleThrobber said:
Looks like he was getting a handy on the couch from mommy, not selling it.
{And still wood}
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Not that it matters, but here's where I stand. I'm not going to say good for the kid, do what's best for you. That kind of bullshit is partly what's wrong with society. Oh, and Gee's bullshit doesn't help, either. "first they love you, then they turn on you."
Yeah, no shit, fucktard! That shit makes no sense. "Oh, they loved me when I was trying to help the team, but suddenly, when I'm screwing the team just to help myself, they turn on me!" That's like some coke addict girlfriend who steals from you and cheats on you with every guy who will get her some rock saying you didn't love me when I did that, so now you don't deserve me when I'm getting clean (the first time). If somebody screws you over, they DESERVE for you to turn on them. They deserve for you to kick them out of a moving car.
You sign on the dotted line you make a goddamn commitment. There needs to be a matching of the levels. If I get dumped by a 10, I just shrug and figure it was bound to happen someday once she figured out how full of shit I am.
Three levels, and they gotta match up. Level 1, Sam Huard. Chance to play at high D1. Level 2, Lindquist. Outside chance of starting at high D1, but might lose the job to a better recruit. Level 3, Haener. Miracle if he starts at high D1, you should know when you take the job you are going to get recruited over, so you better make your peace with being a backup on a kickass team and going to kickass bowls for the experience rather than starting for the Southern Illinois Salukis and going to weedeater bowls.
So, if you are level 1, you can transfer if you get beat out. You should be starting somewhere good, just wasn't in the cards. No hard feelings. Level 2, you had to know this could happen, you should have picked somewhere like Louisville or Northwestern to begin with, so it's on you. You should stay. Level 3, if you go to UW or Bama or Clemson or Ohio State, you ARE going to get beat out. Take your Rose Bowl watch and Peach Bowl ring and be fucking happy you get a ticket to the games. -
The fundamental fallacy here is that there is no place for your level 3s on UW's roster.RealRhino said:Not that it matters, but here's where I stand. I'm not going to say good for the kid, do what's best for you. That kind of bullshit is partly what's wrong with society. Oh, and Gee's bullshit doesn't help, either. "first they love you, then they turn on you."
Yeah, no shit, fucktard! That shit makes no sense. "Oh, they loved me when I was trying to help the team, but suddenly, when I'm screwing the team just to help myself, they turn on me!" That's like some coke addict girlfriend who steals from you and cheats on you with every guy who will get her some rock saying you didn't love me when I did that, so now you don't deserve me when I'm getting clean (the first time). If somebody screws you over, they DESERVE for you to turn on them. They deserve for you to kick them out of a moving car.
You sign on the dotted line you make a goddamn commitment. There needs to be a matching of the levels. If I get dumped by a 10, I just shrug and figure it was bound to happen someday once she figured out how full of shit I am.
Three levels, and they gotta match up. Level 1, Sam Huard. Chance to play at high D1. Level 2, Lindquist. Outside chance of starting at high D1, but might lose the job to a better recruit. Level 3, Haener. Miracle if he starts at high D1, you should know when you take the job you are going to get recruited over, so you better make your peace with being a backup on a kickass team and going to kickass bowls for the experience rather than starting for the Southern Illinois Salukis and going to weedeater bowls.
So, if you are level 1, you can transfer if you get beat out. You should be starting somewhere good, just wasn't in the cards. No hard feelings. Level 2, you had to know this could happen, you should have picked somewhere like Louisville or Northwestern to begin with, so it's on you. You should stay. Level 3, if you go to UW or Bama or Clemson or Ohio State, you ARE going to get beat out. Take your Rose Bowl watch and Peach Bowl ring and be fucking happy you get a ticket to the games. -
RealRhino said:
That's like some coke addict girlfriend who steals from you and cheats on you with every guy who will get her some rock saying you didn't love me when I did that, so now you don't deserve me when I'm getting clean (the first time).
