CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Sweet 16: [1] CokeGreaterThanPepsi vs [4] 89Ute

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi -- He’s dead and gone. OR IS HE? The sweet summer child of HHB. Coker loves UW, particularly UW recruiting, more than literally anyone on the Earth. The calming influence to DDY’s rum-laced storm, Coker can often be seen hiding in the bushes near prominent recruit homes, or stuffing himself into UW lockers to catch a glimpse of the latest uniforms, swag, or penises of players. His innocence is maybe his most defining characteristic. Co-Founder of TSIO. Lieutenant in the UW Doog Twitter Army. Does not say a negative thing about anyone. The GOAT of likability.


@89ute -- Already a bit of a legend in certain circles here. Few, if any, non-UW posters were able to ingratiate themselves so quickly to the HH way of life. A diligent runner and outdoors enthusiast, Ute bonded with likeminded posters and quickly grew into one of the better contributors on the forum. He posted ‘5 reasons’ on a members-only Ute board, that is hilarious and that makes him alright in my book. Ardent TSIO fanboy, he has taken that mindset and attempted to evangelize other Utes with the same standards. I can’t really think of anything overtly negative, maybe post more?