Hardcore Husky's State of the Basement Address - 2019
"You really can’t get entertainment this good anywhere else. It’s like living in a trailer park that includes a bar and a strip club."
Those immortal words by StLouisDawg sum up Hardcore Husky. It's hard to believe but our little site is now halfway through its 7th year. What was once a backwater of the internet has now grown into something more. Take for instance this past July -- we had a record 1.71 million page views. We broke the previous record for July by 600,000 page views. This has become a busy place.
Lest I forget, you can CLICK HERE to donate and receive your shitty little badge.
Our annual fundraiser is now underway. Swaye and Bot have got the Dong Meter up and ready to stand at attention. As you can see, a full-on effort of $8,000 in donations would not only keep the pirate ship plenty afloat, but it would also send Stalin to Thailand on a booze-filled weekend romp, while also providing sexual gratification stateside to our beloved @Doog_de_Jour.
For the first time ever, we're also running a special promotion for the fundraiser. Oh sure, we previously had Stalin's famous Buy 14 Months for the Price of 12 special. But this year, the first 50 donors to Swaye's Wigwam get a free mousepad.
(I sequestered the help of @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's contact who provided the popular HH Rose Bowl shirts, which we received just in time for 2019 Spring Ball).
The three levels of donating are:
Standard Supporter $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam $129
For those not in the know: The Wigwam is a secret board available only to donors. Its a hybrid between Shangri-la and the DeJa Vu strip club in Lake City.
And yes, The Wam really exists!!!
Big things are in store for the site this fall. The Huskies are looking to have a banner season and Hardcore Husky is exploding with traffic. Stalin is pleased.
Stalin has also been under the weather this week, so he will keep this shorter than usual.
But I just want to say that I love our community here and so many of you with your creative personalities and neurotic disorders.. There's never a boring day, either on the boards or in my inbox, which none of you would want to answer for a day.
Lastly, I will leave this gif here because I like it so:
You can CLICK HERE to help donate.
Final note: If donations go bezerk and we reach 100 subscriptions to Swaye's Wigwam, Stalin will buy and mail out another 50 mousepads for those who donated to make it possible.
Comments
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You weren’t fucking kidding about that early Friday morning promise
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The Wigwam mouse pad is real folks. And they are glorious! I wanted to mention this in my fund drive post, but did not want to steal Stalins thunder and be thrown into a cell in Siberia.
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Of note, at some point I'm also going to brand the Record Shoppe with a logo and outfit it with some sort of SWAG. After that, possibly the Truck Stop and Tug Tavern.
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Also... Joking aside, the mousepads are actually ready to ship.
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I think we have goodies lined up for the next 4 fund drives. Can the Tug free giveaway be a Tug branded strap on?DerekJohnson said:Of note, at some point I'm also going to brand the Record Shoppe with a logo and outfit it with some sort of SWAG. After that, possibly the Truck Stop and Tug Tavern.
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Stalin is a fucking night owl. I’ve gotten emails at 3:00am from him in the past.LoneStarDawg said:You weren’t fucking kidding about that early Friday morning promise
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Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Pics of the Mom?TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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She could have taken the book inside and found a nice corner.TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Mom of the year?TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Also, was it weird walking out to your friends Mom's car with a weird side boner in your jeans?TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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She was used to it at that point.Swaye said:
Also, was it weird walking out to your friends Mom's car with a weird side boner in your jeans?TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Hahahahaha. You are going to do well here.TheDozer said:
She was used to it at that point.Swaye said:
Also, was it weird walking out to your friends Mom's car with a weird side boner in your jeans?TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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This.TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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mine was in Gorst. for realdirtysouwfdawg said:
This.TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Rainy night?DerekJohnson said:
mine was in Gorst. for realdirtysouwfdawg said:
This.TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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I lost my passport at strip club by pike place market
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We used fake ID’s when I was 16 to get into DejaVu on South Tacoma Way. My buddy that drove us there got a DUI on the way home.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This.TheDozer said:Deja Vu was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. My friends mom waited in the parking lot reading a book for a few hours to drive us back afterwards.
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Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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At least you didn’t have 4 kids with her...backthepack said:Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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Yetdirtysouwfdawg said:
At least you didn’t have 4 kids with her...backthepack said:Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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Can I get this in lieu of the mousepad?Swaye said:
I think we have goodies lined up for the next 4 fund drives. Can the Tug free giveaway be a Tug branded strap on?DerekJohnson said:Of note, at some point I'm also going to brand the Record Shoppe with a logo and outfit it with some sort of SWAG. After that, possibly the Truck Stop and Tug Tavern.
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Yetdirtysouwfdawg said:
At least you didn’t have 4 kids with her...backthepack said:Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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backthepack said:
Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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Wrap up kids!dirtysouwfdawg said:
At least you didn’t have 4 kids with her...backthepack said:Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
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Came back for the money grab and fall football. Mostly for the money grab.
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Why not both.gifDoog_de_Jour said:H
Can I get this in lieu of the mousepad?Swaye said:
I think we have goodies lined up for the next 4 fund drives. Can the Tug free giveaway be a Tug branded strap on?DerekJohnson said:Of note, at some point I'm also going to brand the Record Shoppe with a logo and outfit it with some sort of SWAG. After that, possibly the Truck Stop and Tug Tavern.
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I'm worried about this place, it has really changed...backthepack said:Lollll my high school ex is now a stripper at Deja Vu. I know how to pick a winner!
PICS OR:
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I'm not going to say who the three ugly ones are in the Wam, but I'm definitely one of them. Plus I thought there would be a lot more lemon party there, which is unfortunately not the case. Pro Tip: Maybe don't open the @Swaye discussions with your work computer.
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Or do, maybe you hate your job.huskyhooligan said:I'm not going to say who the three ugly ones are in the Wam, but I'm definitely one of them. Plus I thought there would be a lot more lemon party there, which is unfortunately not the case. Pro Tip: Maybe don't open the @Swaye discussions with your work computer.
