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I'm hearing Michael Sam to the Eagles

dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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Coach Kelly thinks he has great hips.

Again, this is just what I'm hearing.

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,426
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    How courageous
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    topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
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    With those credentials, he's expected to be picked in the NFL draft in May. The Bleacher Report mock draft projected him to go in the late rounds because "athletic limitations including a lack of flexibility and a lack of optimal size are concerning."

    What does his dating life have to do with football?
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Regardless I am sure Chipper is getting some action. I doubt Kim has ever gotten any action that he hasn't paid for.
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    MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    Even though I've hinted strongly that Kelly is gay nowhere did I say he was gay. Some of you guys just like to twist my words around and that won't be tolerated. Next time there won't be a warning you'll just be gone.

    We are all already gone. No need to pick at the scab.

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    CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
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    Regardless I am sure Chipper is getting some action. I doubt Kim has ever gotten any action that he hasn't paid for.

    In one way or another, we all pay for it.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    This thread delivers
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    MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    edited February 2014
    Chip is just out for a rip.

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    GlobalGlobal Member Posts: 333
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    beelzebubbeelzebub Member Posts: 361
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    Good to see all u homos weighing in here
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    beelzebub said:

    Good to see all u homos weighing in here

    $75K

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    oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
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    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.
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    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.
    That actually made me lol. Good shit.

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    TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.

    Dear fucking god, is he the last person on the planet to hear this?


    I also love know that Kim has no idea how his private conversation came to light....lol

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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,861
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    Upvoted for the asexual reference
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