My first fight was against a woman. I grew up with two older sisters and the middle child could beat the fuck out of both of us with little trouble, right up until I turned 8 or 9 and I fought back one day. Got in trouble with dad for that. Anyways, she once beat up the biggest guy on our block after he threw a rock at her. Hit him in the face with a baseball bat and sent him to the ER. The only person I ever saw that could hold her own was this black chick whose older brothers were both crips.
By the time I had my first real fight, I asked my dad for some lessons and he found that I had already picked up several moves from big sister and was way ahead of mein opponent. So he started teaching me martial arts and boxing. That motherfucker could really hit hard. I asked him to give me his hardest punch one day and instantly regretted it because I flew backwards just from being hit on the arm. I ended up having to retire from fighting because I almost killed a guy in Seattle for talking shit about Tacoma. Grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a wall, next thing I remember I was getting pulled off him and told to gtfo belfore the cops showed up. Let that be a lesson to some of you Tac Town hatin fuck boiz. #tuff
My first fight was against a woman. I grew up with two older sisters and the middle child could beat the fuck out of both of us with little trouble, right up until I turned 8 or 9 and I fought back one day. Got in trouble with dad for that. Anyways, she once beat up the biggest guy on our block after he threw a rock at her. Hit him in the face with a baseball bat and sent him to the ER. The only person I ever saw that could hold her own was this black chick whose older brothers were both crips.
By the time I had my first real fight, I asked my dad for some lessons and he found that I had already picked up several moves from big sister and was way ahead of mein opponent. So he started teaching me martial arts and boxing. That motherfucker could really hit hard. I asked him to give me his hardest punch one day and instantly regretted it because I flew backwards just from being hit on the arm. I ended up having to retire from fighting because I almost killed a guy in Seattle for talking shit about Tacoma. Grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a wall, next thing I remember I was getting pulled off him and told to gtfo belfore the cops showed up. Let that be a lesson to some of you Tac Town hatin fuck boiz. #tuff
My first fight was against a woman. I grew up with two older sisters and the middle child could beat the fuck out of both of us with little trouble, right up until I turned 8 or 9 and I fought back one day. Got in trouble with dad for that. Anyways, she once beat up the biggest guy on our block after he threw a rock at her. Hit him in the face with a baseball bat and sent him to the ER. The only person I ever saw that could hold her own was this black chick whose older brothers were both crips.
By the time I had my first real fight, I asked my dad for some lessons and he found that I had already picked up several moves from big sister and was way ahead of mein opponent. So he started teaching me martial arts and boxing. That motherfucker could really hit hard. I asked him to give me his hardest punch one day and instantly regretted it because I flew backwards just from being hit on the arm. I ended up having to retire from fighting because I almost killed a guy in Seattle for talking shit about Tacoma. Grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a wall, next thing I remember I was getting pulled off him and told to gtfo belfore the cops showed up. Let that be a lesson to some of you Tac Town hatin fuck boiz. #tuff
ykw
The sister that loved to fight dated the best looking guys in school and was very popular. Homecoming queen and shit. Had big tits and loved to party. Taught lil J how to smoke weed and be cool.
My first fight was against a woman. I grew up with two older sisters and the middle child could beat the fuck out of both of us with little trouble, right up until I turned 8 or 9 and I fought back one day. Got in trouble with dad for that. Anyways, she once beat up the biggest guy on our block after he threw a rock at her. Hit him in the face with a baseball bat and sent him to the ER. The only person I ever saw that could hold her own was this black chick whose older brothers were both crips.
By the time I had my first real fight, I asked my dad for some lessons and he found that I had already picked up several moves from big sister and was way ahead of mein opponent. So he started teaching me martial arts and boxing. That motherfucker could really hit hard. I asked him to give me his hardest punch one day and instantly regretted it because I flew backwards just from being hit on the arm. I ended up having to retire from fighting because I almost killed a guy in Seattle for talking shit about Tacoma. Grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a wall, next thing I remember I was getting pulled off him and told to gtfo belfore the cops showed up. Let that be a lesson to some of you Tac Town hatin fuck boiz. #tuff
ykw
The sister that loved to fight dated the best looking guys in school and was very popular. Homecoming queen and shit. Had big tits and loved to party. Taught lil J how to smoke weed and be cool.
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I hate Zelda and anything Nintendo does, but I do love Saudi princes because I am the most stunning and beautiful princess! We could play FIFA!
My first fight was against a woman. I grew up with two older sisters and the middle child could beat the fuck out of both of us with little trouble, right up until I turned 8 or 9 and I fought back one day. Got in trouble with dad for that. Anyways, she once beat up the biggest guy on our block after he threw a rock at her. Hit him in the face with a baseball bat and sent him to the ER. The only person I ever saw that could hold her own was this black chick whose older brothers were both crips.
By the time I had my first real fight, I asked my dad for some lessons and he found that I had already picked up several moves from big sister and was way ahead of mein opponent. So he started teaching me martial arts and boxing. That motherfucker could really hit hard. I asked him to give me his hardest punch one day and instantly regretted it because I flew backwards just from being hit on the arm. I ended up having to retire from fighting because I almost killed a guy in Seattle for talking shit about Tacoma. Grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a wall, next thing I remember I was getting pulled off him and told to gtfo belfore the cops showed up. Let that be a lesson to some of you Tac Town hatin fuck boiz. #tuff
My poor fucking dad.
Ts and Ps
for the tits
What is normal anyways?
Then, the opposite is normal.