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dnc
dnc Member Posts: 56,839
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Coach Kelly thinks he has great hips.

Again, this is just what I'm hearing.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club
    How courageous
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    With those credentials, he's expected to be picked in the NFL draft in May. The Bleacher Report mock draft projected him to go in the late rounds because "athletic limitations including a lack of flexibility and a lack of optimal size are concerning."

    What does his dating life have to do with football?
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Regardless I am sure Chipper is getting some action. I doubt Kim has ever gotten any action that he hasn't paid for.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Even though I've hinted strongly that Kelly is gay nowhere did I say he was gay. Some of you guys just like to twist my words around and that won't be tolerated. Next time there won't be a warning you'll just be gone.

    We are all already gone. No need to pick at the scab.

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  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam
    CuntWaffle said:

    Regardless I am sure Chipper is getting some action. I doubt Kim has ever gotten any action that he hasn't paid for.

    In one way or another, we all pay for it.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    This thread delivers
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    edited February 2014
    Chip is just out for a rip.

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  • Global
    Global Member Posts: 333
    Twisters!
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  • beelzebub
    beelzebub Member Posts: 361
    Good to see all u homos weighing in here
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    beelzebub said:

    Good to see all u homos weighing in here

    $75K

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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,127
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.
    That actually made me lol. Good shit.

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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    I never once wundered in his 4 years as head coach at Oregon whether Kelly was gay or not. His personal life is his is business. This bored was the first time I ever heard any speculation about it. My take is that I don't think fat guys that are totally devoted to football are what most women are looking for, except for the golddiggers. And he isn't the most affable guy around. He might have trouble getting dates, if he even has the time. He may not have the time to be gay either. He's fat and doesn't seem to care whether he has good hips. He could just be asexual.

    We are mocking Kim Grinolds who has strongly hinted that Kelly is gay.

    Given Kim's track record on being right that means Kelly is probably fucking two-three hoes a night.

    Dear fucking god, is he the last person on the planet to hear this?


    I also love know that Kim has no idea how his private conversation came to light....lol

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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,593 Standard Supporter
    Upvoted for the asexual reference
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