Official HH Crystal Dongs are in development...

Myself, @UW_Doog_Bot and @dnc have been talking about and working on making the crystal dongs official.

If you would like to have input on how we do it, please comment here or PM us with any ideas.

Right now the points formula we have is based on days the dong was correct, and the player's 247 grade (more points for better players). Here is the link to the formula if you want to play around with it.

Anyways, prepare your dongs.

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UW_Doog_Bot

I should be able to generate points and accuracy % separately.

dirtysouwfdawg

Must be nice being able to kill it etrading all day while us pours struggle.

Can’t wait to be able to crystal dong instead of crystal meth!!

dnc

Must be nice being able to kill it etrading all day while us pours struggle.

Can’t wait to be able to crystal dong instead of crystal meth!!

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dnc

And to be clear, neighbor and doogbot are doing all the heavy lifting here, I’m just the asshole who keeps bringing it up.

dhdawg

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS

dnc

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS

No changes is the one thing I'm pretty adamant about.

UW_Doog_Bot

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS

No, there will be a google form we will pin a link to in a thred. You will simply enter your username, a unique ID so that no one can submit false dongs, recruit name, and school predicted to.

dhdawg

I see. So choosing recruits to other schools is fine as well? I assume that player needs to be recruited by UW for it to be relevant.

Neighbor2972

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS
No changes is the one thing I'm pretty adamant about.

I think we could do changes if we wanted, the point formula isn't too favorable if you flip the pick right before someone announces.

NEsnake12

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS
No changes is the one thing I'm pretty adamant about.
I think we could do changes if we wanted, the point formula isn't too favorable if you flip the pick right before someone announces.

If there are changes allowed, then I’m just going to dong every plausible recruit to UW on day 1 and change the ones we fade on once that becomes obvious.

Dongs should only be made if you’ve gotten to the point where you feel confident enough in it, otherwise they don’t mean much

UW_Doog_Bot

Do you just put them into the threads for each player? Also are changes allowed?

TYFYS
No changes is the one thing I'm pretty adamant about.
I think we could do changes if we wanted, the point formula isn't too favorable if you flip the pick right before someone announces.
If there are changes allowed, then I’m just going to dong every plausible recruit to UW on day 1 and change the ones we fade on once that becomes obvious.

Dongs should only be made if you’ve gotten to the point where you feel confident enough in it, otherwise they don’t mean much

Just create a "wrong dong" penalty imo. If you made the initial wrong dong and received a -5 even if you swapped it as it stands you'd have to swap it 7 days out or so for it not to be a net negative score anyways.

Edit: So all dongs essentially get recorded and you could submit multiple dongs for a player but the negative scoring is going to make it prohibitive for you to try and use this as a hedging strategy.

dhdawg

Agree. That is the best strategy in my opinion.

When you submit a new dong for a player the prior dong is now completely eliminated correct? There should never be more than 1 active dong for a single player.

1to392831weretaken

Wait, this is about recruit predictions? I saw the thread title and thought Hardcore Husky was finally launching some merch. My wife's going to be disappointed.

Domicillo

You should get banned for the amount days you had a wrong dong.

GrundleStiltzkin

You should get banned for the amount days you had a wrong dong.

GaryFromTeenMom

My input would be to make the dildo from Leisure Suit Larry as the designated icon. Of course in purple and gold...and black.

Doogles

Look what you've created Derek

Swaye

What I liked most about seeing this thread is that I wasn't even consulted. It makes me a little scared the ninjas are planning a palace coup and I would never even notice, but my laziness and desire to have them make me look good while I do nothing overcomes my fear of overthrow every tim.

Good job ninjas. It's obvious nobody cares, but I like this idea.

FireCohen

What I liked most about seeing this thread is that I wasn't even consulted. It makes me a little scared the ninjas are planning a palace coup and I would never even notice, but my laziness and desire to have them make me look good while I do nothing overcomes my fear of overthrow every tim.

Good job ninjas. It's obvious nobody cares, but I like this idea.

I like how you think you still run the insane asylum