World Airports You've Been to
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Did not include Merica' bc that list would take me a long fucking minute to do(even longer than the poaster rankings) and sorry not sorry but not going to look up the individual codes of all these unless someone really cares which airports in Joburg I flew in and out of.
Charles De Gualle
Heathrow
Madrid
Amsterdam
Rotterdam
Black Rock City (I included this one bc it's cool as hell to land on open playa fuck off)
Johanesburg x 2(or 3?) different ones. Joburg is fucking huge.
Pretoria
Cape Town
Kalahari (Hotazel & Kathu)
Vancouver
Quebec
Hong Kong
Bengaluru
New Delhi
Puducherry
Goa
Mumbai
Tokyo
Osaka
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico City
Villahermosa
Cancun
Santiago, Chile
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CUN
PVR
US:
HSV
IFP
PHX
BUR
LAX
OAK
ONT
SMF
SAN
SFO
SJC
DEN
FLL
MCO
MIA
SAV
ATL
OGG
HNL
BOI
ORD
MDW
IND
ICT
DTW
AZO
GRR
MSP
MCI
RNO
LAS
EWR
LGA
CLT
RDU
LUK
CMH
DAY
CHS
GSP
BNA
DAL
DFW
IAH
SLC
IAD
SEA
BLI
YKM
GEG
PDX
MFR
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We got some platinum travel members here I see. I'll be hitting Doha and Instanbul next month.
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Ok, I will join the dick measuring, but I've only got 2 inches of thunder compared to some of you globe trotters!!
For me outside of US n' A...
London Heathrow
Brussels
Souel Incheon
Phucket for the Tai Lady Bois
Sydney
Melbourne
Ayer's Rock // Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park - Parks Australia
Montreal
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Amsterdam
London Heathrow
Frankfurt
Munich
Cairo
Vienna
Paris Orly
Oslo
Stockholm
Berlin
Kiev
Zaporizhia
Krasnodar
Rome
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We've been to London and Paris. BFD
I'm pretty sure I've been in every state -
Lisboa
Amsterdam
Frankfurt
Munich
Berlin
Beijing
Guadalajara
Seattle
St Louis
Chicago
New Orleans
LaGuardia (total shithole)
Kennedy
Portland
Oakland
San Francisco
Dallas
Houston
Boston
Orlando
Miami
Memphis
Kansas City
Denver
Phoenix
Spokane
Los Angeles
Elko, NV. airline of death. Bachelor party weekend and for flight back they had to wait for a couple hours because it was too hot in the late afternoon to get enough fuel in the plane to get all the way back to Seattle. On the plus side it was a $39 dollar round trip flight and included a night at the red lion. Downside is the whores in Elko are about what you would expect.
Actually, that part kinda worked out. At the third whorehouse we were running low on money and we picked an old fat biker looking chick and 6 guys tag teamed her (not my cup of tea, I sat that one out) and as far as I could tell 3 guys just lubed up a fat roll and humped to their hearts content. Might be the best $12.00 I ever spent, now that I think about it. -
International
Vancouver
Amsterdam
Paris
Frankfurt
London (Heathrow and Gatwick)
Stanstead
Madrid
Barcelona
Bilbao
Florence
Rome
Naples
Beijing Capital
Addis Ababa
Sudan - refueling stop
Jeddah - layover with no booze
Abuja - Nigeria
Delhi
Mumbai
Hydrabad
Brisbane
Cairns
Sydney
Melbourne
Auckland
Christchurch
Cancun
Domestic:
Seattle
Portland
Sacramento
Oakland
San Francisco
San Jose
LAX
San Diego
Burbank
Phoenix
Tucson
Dallas
Houston
Austin
Kansas City
Salt Lake City
Minneapolis
Denver
Chicago (both)
Charleston
Raleigh
Wilmington
Atlanta
DC - Reagan and Dulles
Newark
NY - La Guardia
Boston
Miami
Fort Lauderdale
Orlando
Vegas
Philadelphia
Honolulu
Maui
Kauai
Kona
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Elko for a bachelor party? Wow. Just wow.StlouisDawg said:Lisboa
Amsterdam
Frankfurt
Munich
Berlin
Beijing
Guadalajara
Seattle
St Louis
Chicago
New Orleans
LaGuardia (total shithole)
Kennedy
Portland
Oakland
San Francisco
Dallas
Houston
Boston
Orlando
Miami
Memphis
Kansas City
Denver
Phoenix
Spokane
Los Angeles
Elko, NV. airline of death. Bachelor party weekend and for flight back they had to wait for a couple hours because it was too hot in the late afternoon to get enough fuel in the plane to get all the way back to Seattle. On the plus side it was a $39 dollar round trip flight and included a night at the red lion. Downside is the whores in Elko are about what you would expect.
Actually, that part kinda worked out. At the third whorehouse we were running low on money and we picked an old fat biker looking chick and 6 guys tag teamed her (not my cup of tea, I sat that one out) and as far as I could tell 3 guys just lubed up a fat roll and humped to their hearts content. Might be the best $12.00 I ever spent, now that I think about it. -
Not my pick. My bachelor party was east St. Louis. Lucked out and it fell on visible scar night at Roxy’s.
