Advance Warning: Yearly Fundraiser Upcoming

So, less than a month away until that time of year everyone loves. Where I mercilessly browbeat the pours for money. Get your wallets ready dipshits.

I would also like to mention that over 15 people have taken advantage of Derek's 14 months for the price of 12 special. I think last year we got around 45 Wam level donations. We are a third of the way there and this thing hasn't even started yet. If anyone is wondering why, it's because in addition to tits and ass and gambling (Praise Allah for @DHD ), there is some crootin' fire going on in there. So, if you like porn mixed with teen bois, and who doesn't, consider giving Derek $129 bucks to keep the pirate ship afloat.

Or, 25 bucks works as well. We take all donations. Even rolls of dimes.

@UW_Doog_Bot promises me the Dong-O-Meter will make a glorious return this year, but we have been waiting 3 years on his updated poster rankings, so who the fuck knows.

Anyway, this is your warning. Spend the next month living a life of poverty so you can give me your money in August. I am getting married in 5 days, so you really are giving me something to look forward to in life. You can even tell your friends you donated to support poor minorities with substance abuse problems. Facebook it. Major virtue signalling opportunity here folks.

Thanks for your support.