Marshawn Lynch is tanked.
Dude is hammered. Hilarious, and awesome.
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I might not even be functional.
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He just needed an afternoon off, now back to the hookers and blow for about the next two weeks straight.
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he also grabbed some dudes bottle of fireball during the parade
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phineas said:
he also grabbed some dudes bottle of fireball during the parade
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I hope he's on crack. I'd be to put up with these Fucktarded fans
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To be fair you are on crack every single day so that isn't much of a stretch for you.puppylove_sugarsteel said:I hope he's on crack. I'd be to put up with these Fucktarded fans
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Not true. Sometimes bath salts.He_Needs_More_Time said:
To be fair you are on crack every single day so that isn't much of a stretch for you.puppylove_sugarsteel said:I hope he's on crack. I'd be to put up with these Fucktarded fans
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He's been my favorite player since he drove the equipment cart at CAL. Being an alcoholic seals it.
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Disagree he can still use bath salts AND crack. Abundance.PurpleJ said:
Not true. Sometimes bath salts.He_Needs_More_Time said:
To be fair you are on crack every single day so that isn't much of a stretch for you.puppylove_sugarsteel said:I hope he's on crack. I'd be to put up with these Fucktarded fans
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Looks like I'm not the only one who noticed. Love the way the Tacoma News Tribune described it this (Thursday) morning: "At the culmination of the celebration parade through downtown, when the Super Bowl-winning players were introduced at CenturyLink Field, Lynch came onto the field with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a tribal drum in the other.
And when proper and stately quarterback Russell Wilson appeared carrying the Lombardi Trophy – perhaps the most sought-after symbol in big-time sports – Lynch jumped off the stage, raced toward Wilson, and shook the bottle so that it squirted alcohol all over Wilson and Lombardi.
And for the rest of the day, he pounded on his drum.
Total Beat Mode."
Read more here: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/02/05/3030586/dave-boling-seahawks-fans-share.html#storylink=cpy -
I'm glad someone understood the occasion.Passion said:Looks like I'm not the only one who noticed. Love the way the Tacoma News Tribune described it this (Thursday) morning: "At the culmination of the celebration parade through downtown, when the Super Bowl-winning players were introduced at CenturyLink Field, Lynch came onto the field with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a tribal drum in the other.
And when proper and stately quarterback Russell Wilson appeared carrying the Lombardi Trophy – perhaps the most sought-after symbol in big-time sports – Lynch jumped off the stage, raced toward Wilson, and shook the bottle so that it squirted alcohol all over Wilson and Lombardi.
And for the rest of the day, he pounded on his drum.
Total Beat Mode."
Read more here: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/02/05/3030586/dave-boling-seahawks-fans-share.html#storylink=cpy -
Maybe he'll give Adam Jood, the hardest working man in sports media, an exclusive interview.
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phineas said:
he also grabbed some dudes bottle of fireball during the parade
Fireball is chick whiskey. Fag ($75k)
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not very classy. Oregondawg? What will Ed Rey have to say about this?Passion said:Watching the parade on line. Lynch came out of the tunnel and onto the field with a champagne bottle, and then appeared to shake the bottle and spray the Lombardi Trophy.
Dude is hammered. Hilarious, and awesome.
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