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What's up with all the orientals digging on the hawks?

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    edited January 2014
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

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    So, Stonewall Jackson trumps me all day long, but allow me to ride rougshod over the rest of your shit.

    GGG-Great Grandfather - 6th Virginia Regiment, Virginia Line, Continental Army (No fucking idea where he fought, no records exist, but he got a 440 acre land grant to settle in the Georgia territory for his service)

    GG-Great Grandfather - Georgia State Militia Under Andrew Jackson - Creek War (1813-1814) (too busy fighting Injuns to fuck around with the pussy Brits before then. Also named Cage, which is pretty much bad ass by itself)

    G-Great Grandfather - 3rd Georgia Calvary (Fought against Sherman in Atlanta, and somehow survived [both his brothers died fighting Sherman on his march], after being captured and exchanged at New Haven, Kentucky under General Morgan - oh yeah, FUCK Sherman)

    Great Grandfather - 43 when war broke out during WW1, too old (Pussy)

    Grandfather - 101st Airborne - US Army (Operation Overlord & Operation Market Garden - he shattered his knee in the jump into the Netherlands and the war was done for him - never got to Sucker Punch Hitler or his minions, but my Dad tells me he did kill some Krauts...sweet)

    Dad - Vietnam War - USMC (The jungle sucks balls)

    Me - Iraq War - US Navy (The desert sucks balls)

    So there. Unbroken line (except WWI) of direct descendants fought in every major American War since the Nation was birthed. I'm like LT Dan, without all of the death, and wheelchairs (PL_SS).

    Line ends with me though...guess I was too busy chasing tatted hookers and snorting blow to have a Son. Fuck it.
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    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

    image

    According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

    My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.



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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,678
    Jesus_Christ said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

    image

    According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

    My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.



    "Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS
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  • [Deleted User]
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    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Jesus_Christ said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

    image

    According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

    My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.



    "Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS
    It's just the fucktards that claim to do things or say things in my name - things that I do not endorse - who are the stupid ones.
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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    doogsinparadise said:

    IrishDawg22 said:

    I like to disguise my precious timber in a pair of 501s while digging on some orientals.


    Abundance.

    Boom!

    And pl_ss, Asian-americans, please.
    I call them Orientals you call them Asian Mexicans. Now Fuck yourself ! .
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,552 Founders Club
    Easy on the Mexicans
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Jesus_Christ said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

    image

    According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

    My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.



    "Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS
    The bar has been set at walking on water, rising from the dead, two of every animal on an ark, riding a pony to heaven, people living for hundreds of years and all mankind starting from one dude and his rib. That shit makes turning people red seem plausible.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,678
    allpurpleallgold said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Jesus_Christ said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Swaye said:

    My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

    Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

    Oh yeah?

    Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.


    Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

    image

    According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

    My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.



    "Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS
    The bar has been set at walking on water, rising from the dead, two of every animal on an ark, riding a pony to heaven, people living for hundreds of years and all mankind starting from one dude and his rib. That shit makes turning people red seem plausible.
    Ordinary Christianity is dumb, Mormonism is APAGFS

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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    I love this thread more than Fetters love nachos.

    Is that even humanly possible?
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    Always about Orientals?
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