Now Molly Chenk from koto is calling our fans '12's'?

HOLY FUCKALL, BREAKING NEWS AND THIS JUST IN. Our bloody - assed faggot mayor is trading "SALMON" with the Denver mayor for a few snowballs. How about we trade something cool and original, to help express the creativity of Seattle...and our bounty of goods. Our mayor is a worthless butt slut. I'm embarrassed by the cunts who represent my city. Take a poll gaybob, and ask what the people of Seattle would like to bet with Denver. Maybe we can ship some HIV cells for Elway to shoot.
Comments
-
Oh shit that's KOMO.
-
Can't decide if on or off meds in this thread.
-
Waaaaaaaaaaaaay off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-
I am confused about why our mayor is trading "SALMON" for snowballs. Are these the coconut covered sweets or literal balls made of snow? Either way I feel like we're getting ripped off unless "SALMON" means rotten smelt.
-
By 'snowballs' I think he means BLOW ... And the salmon is VAG ...
Hookers and blow at the Superbowl ... Lawrence Taylor is your contact for all things good in the Measowlands... -
According to Urban Dictionary
salmon
When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon
salmons
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
-
disagreepuppylove_sugarsteel said:Why do the nerdy 50-something libs gotta take the fun and whatever is cool out of anything and everything. They ruined Facebook (I never joined just what I've witnessed) and now the 12th man. Jus t shut the fuck up and use the 12th man. Calling our fans the 12's just hurts my ears.
HOLY FUCKALL, BREAKING NEWS AND THIS JUST IN. Our bloody - assed faggot mayor is trading "SALMON" with the Denver mayor for a few snowballs. How about we trade something cool and original, to help express the creativity of Seattle...and our bounty of goods. Our mayor is a worthless butt slut. I'm embarrassed by the cunts who represent my city. Take a poll gaybob, and ask what the people of Seattle would like to bet with Denver. Maybe we can ship some HIV cells for Elway to shoot. -
People actually watch komo? I thought it was just the for participation trophy crowd...
-
Can't we get back to talking X's and O's?
-
With legalization, you think they'd each bet an ounce of the finest each city produces.