Jake Shipley, 3* 2020 DE, Indio (Shadow Hills), CA (OFFERED 4/16/19)

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  CallMeBigErn Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,953

  

  

  April 2019

  Is this a real person?

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  April 2019

  CallMeBigErn said:

  Is this a real person?

  
  
  

  https://twitter.com/jakeshipley55/status/1118239459470823424

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  LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316

  

  April 2019 edited April 2019

  A pretty good player in an awful year of DL where we aren’t offering the #1 DL on the west coast. His film, camps, and testing numbers have all been better than Xavier Charlton.

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  Beno4Life Member Posts: 533

  

  April 2019

  Reminds of the crazy druglord dad from Kindergarten Cop.
  
  

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  NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,422

  

  April 2019

  I don't hate him. At least not yet.

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  LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316

  

  April 2019 edited April 2019

  NorwegianHusky said:

  I don't hate him. At least not yet.

  That’s what Van Fillinger is for.

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  bananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,894

  

  

  April 2019

  I wish my high school had a cool name like Shadow Hills

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  NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,791

  

  April 2019

  He looks more like his high school’s go-to weed and adderall dealer than a football prospect

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  LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316

  

  April 2019

  NEsnake12 said:

  He looks more like his high school’s go-to weed and adderall dealer than a football prospect

  Otherwise known as @backthepack friend at the Rose Bowl who literally threw up all over himself in his own car in the middle of a sentence that started with “I’m totally good to drive, I do this all the time”.

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  NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,422

  

  April 2019

  LaMichael_Corleone said:

  NorwegianHusky said:

  I don't hate him. At least not yet.

  That’s what Van Fillinger is for.

  If I know anything about nominative determinism, this guy is going to start kidnapping women in a Ford Transit at some point.

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  Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  

  April 2019

  We love white guys.

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  CallMeBigErn Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,953

  

  

  April 2019

  NorwegianHusky said:

  I don't hate him. At least not yet.

  Hate first. Always hate first. He needs to earn your trust. Less disappointment that way.

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  LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316

  

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  Dennis_DeYoung said:

  We love white guys.

  I miss Stephon Wright so much but let’s be honest, Van Fillinger is so fucking white he makes Jake Shipley look like the Almighty Elijah Muhammad. Gotta be tough being named after an automobile associated with abduction or middle age crises.

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  backthepack Member Posts: 19,792

  

  April 2019

  LaMichael_Corleone said:

  NEsnake12 said:

  He looks more like his high school’s go-to weed and adderall dealer than a football prospect

  Otherwise known as @backthepack friend at the Rose Bowl who literally threw up all over himself in his own car in the middle of a sentence that started with “I’m totally good to drive, I do this all the time”.

  Sounds like my friends.

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  dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,812

  

  

  April 2019

  NEsnake12 said:

  He looks more like his high school’s go-to weed and adderall dealer than a football prospect

  
  

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  RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,132

  

  

  April 2019

  Jake from Indio where he lives with his two dads
  
  
  

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  ToddTurnerLIVES Member Posts: 438

  

  April 2019

  Good film but nothing jumps out for me as "elite" as a DE. If he can put on weight and maintain his speed/quickness while playing inside then I'm ok with the offer. Still, this dude would be the worst DT we took if he was in last years class. I want to be leveling up...

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  dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,812

  

  

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  ToddTurnerLIVES said:

  Good film but nothing jumps out for me as "elite" as a DE. If he can put on weight and maintain his speed/quickness while playing inside then I'm ok with the offer. Still, this dude would be the worst DT we took if he was in last years class. I want to be leveling up...

  This.
  
  I want to get pissed off and start the whole best athlete and not taking a guy to keep the numbers balanced shit but then I remembered we literally dicked ourselves with malloe deciding to take a couple years off from recruiting.
  
  It’s kind of a screechy, raspy voice telling me this in my mind. Feel like I’ve heard this voice before... TSIO. We miss you.

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  LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316

  

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  ToddTurnerLIVES said:

  Good film but nothing jumps out for me as "elite" as a DE. If he can put on weight and maintain his speed/quickness while playing inside then I'm ok with the offer. Still, this dude would be the worst DT we took if he was in last years class. I want to be leveling up...

  This class sucks tho man. This is why Banks is so important. If you get Banks and Shipley and doog out over Sellers, that’s all you can do when Jemar Sekona is worse than Matthew Pola-Mao, and we refuse to offer Jason Harris. I like Stanley McKenzie but this kid is bigger and quicker.
  
  
  Gotta make chicken salad out of chicken shit sometimes and this is better than taking Dick Newton as the chicken salad of a chicken shit RB class. THATS WHY LAST YEARS CLASS AND POSITIONAL MONOPOLYS ARE SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.
  
  
  Take Austin Jones when you get the chance, take Stephon Wright when you can. After last years LB/OLB/DL Class, I WANT SMALLS, BANKS, BOTELHO, HERBIG, SELLERS, RACANELLI, SHIPLEY TO BE PAIRED WITH WHAT WE HAVE NOW AND THEN MAYBE WELL HAVE THE DEPTH TO DOMINATE LIKE CLEMSON THIS YEAR

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  CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493

  

  April 2019

  I trust the coaches

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