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Florida man accused of double slaying denied bail, screams in court
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Authorities reported that a 48-year-old Florida man raised a can of beer and chugged it after being pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving.
Daryl Royal Riedel drove a short distance before stopping... he then got out of his truck and proceeded to chug a beer in front of the Sheriff's Deputy.
Riedel faces numerous charges, including felony DUI, fleeing from a deputy, driving with a suspended license and failure to submit a breath test.
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Dar-rell Roy-al!RaceBannon said:Authorities reported that a 48-year-old Florida man raised a can of beer and chugged it after being pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving.
Daryl Royal Riedel drove a short distance before stopping... he then got out of his truck and proceeded to chug a beer in front of the Sheriff's Deputy.
Riedel faces numerous charges, including felony DUI, fleeing from a deputy, driving with a suspended license and failure to submit a breath test.
Florida man my birthday
Clap, clap, clapclapclap.
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Florida man throws samurai sword at police officers... meh 🤷🏽♂️
Would’ve been cooler if he was on bath salts and then tried to eat someone’s face while yielding a samurai sword. -
Florida Girl, 14, Makes Like A Florida Man
JANUARY 31--Needing a ride to her boyfriend’s house, a Florida Girl yesterday ordered pizzas to a neighbor’s house and then popped out of some nearby bushes and stole the car driven by a Papa John’s deliveryman, police allege.
As detailed in a police report, Josie Bigelow, 14, placed the phony food order early Wednesday to lure the victim to a street near her home in Lehigh Acres, a Fort Myers suburb.
As the driver walked to the front door of a residence with pizza in hand, Bigelow emerged from some nearby woods and hopped into the 49-year-old deliveryman’s unlocked 2006 Ford Taurus.
Bigelow was subsequently arrested about six miles from the heist scene, where investigators say she sought to ditch the hot wheels in a stranger’s driveway. Before getting collared, the girl twice escaped from a pursuing sheriff’s deputy.
The teenager, seen above, was arrested around 3:15 AM for grand theft auto and booked into the local juvenile detention center (from which she was released after a few hours in custody).
In an interview with a local TV station, Bigelow’s father said the juvenile “needs an ass whipping...That and jail.”
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Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute
PANAMA CITY, FLA. —
A Florida man has been convicted of second-degree murder in the stabbing death of his co-worker in what began as a dispute over gumbo seasoning.
Orlando Ricardo Thompson, 27, was found guilty Thursday in the 2015 death of Caleb Halley, according to The Panama City News Herald. He faces up to life in prison for the crime. Thompson will be sentenced on May 4.
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Ironic because I've never been to Enumclaw.
MARION COUNTY, Florida -- A 21-year-old man from central Florida admitted to having sex with a relative's miniature horse when he was seen engaged in the act in a pasture, authorities say.
The Marion County Sheriff's Office took 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo into custody on Monday in connection with the acts that allegedly took place in October.
According to the sheriff's office, a witness came forward and reported seeing Sardo engaged in the sexual act in a pasture with a male miniature horse named Jackie G., who belongs to one of the suspect's relatives.
The witness confronted Sardo about what happened and he admitted to the act, the sheriff's office said. Sardo also allegedly admitted to a detective about what happened, adding that he had sex with Jackie G. at least four times in a week.
The sheriff's office stated Sardo insisted that he wore a condom each time because "he didn't want to get a disease." He also allegedly told a detective "he knew he was wrong for what he did" and that "he was a sick man."
Sardo was charged with four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal.
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That is some dark shitCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Ironic because I've never been to Enumclaw.
MARION COUNTY, Florida -- A 21-year-old man from central Florida admitted to having sex with a relative's miniature horse when he was seen engaged in the act in a pasture, authorities say.
The Marion County Sheriff's Office took 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo into custody on Monday in connection with the acts that allegedly took place in October.
According to the sheriff's office, a witness came forward and reported seeing Sardo engaged in the sexual act in a pasture with a male miniature horse named Jackie G., who belongs to one of the suspect's relatives.
The witness confronted Sardo about what happened and he admitted to the act, the sheriff's office said. Sardo also allegedly admitted to a detective about what happened, adding that he had sex with Jackie G. at least four times in a week.
The sheriff's office stated Sardo insisted that he wore a condom each time because "he didn't want to get a disease." He also allegedly told a detective "he knew he was wrong for what he did" and that "he was a sick man."
Sardo was charged with four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal. -
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This is pretty much the exact plot of a Barney Miller episode.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Ironic because I've never been to Enumclaw.
MARION COUNTY, Florida -- A 21-year-old man from central Florida admitted to having sex with a relative's miniature horse when he was seen engaged in the act in a pasture, authorities say.
The Marion County Sheriff's Office took 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo into custody on Monday in connection with the acts that allegedly took place in October.
According to the sheriff's office, a witness came forward and reported seeing Sardo engaged in the sexual act in a pasture with a male miniature horse named Jackie G., who belongs to one of the suspect's relatives.
The witness confronted Sardo about what happened and he admitted to the act, the sheriff's office said. Sardo also allegedly admitted to a detective about what happened, adding that he had sex with Jackie G. at least four times in a week.
The sheriff's office stated Sardo insisted that he wore a condom each time because "he didn't want to get a disease." He also allegedly told a detective "he knew he was wrong for what he did" and that "he was a sick man."
Sardo was charged with four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal.
