Rank the KISS albums

Alive—Live albums all suck. This is the exception that proves the rule.

Kiss—If yore band didn’t try to cover Black Diamond, you weren’t really a band.

Destroyer—Peter Criss should’ve been fired on the tarmac for even suggesting Beth. That’s what keeps this album down.

Love Gun—Huh, huh. Huh, huh. Love gun.

Dressed to Kill/Hotter Than Hell—There’s a word to describe these albums. Fine. Not great. Not bad.

Ace Frehley—The only solo album that isn’t complete horsecrap.

Rock n Roll All Over—The last on the list of these albums that can canonically described as good.

Revenge—Subtle boost to the fact that Wyld Stallyns play “God Gave Rock ‘n Roll To You” to win the San Dimas Battle of the Bands.

Music from the Elder—So that’s what cocaine sounds like?

Killers/Creatures of the Night/Lick It Up—Someone I respect once tried to convince me the Vinnie Vincent Kiss era wasn’t all bad. He’s not entirely wrong. Or right, either.

Paul Staley— Second best of the solo albums. Still shouldn’t have been made.

Gene Simmons—See above. Change second to third.

Alive 2/Alive 3/Unplugged— Live albums all suck.

Animalize/Crazy Nights/Hot in the Shade—Sound exactly like every other 70s band trying to make a relevant album for the 80s.

Psycho Circus/Monster/Carnival of Sin—If every remaining copy of these haven’t already been buried in a Kiss coffin, they should be.

Peter Criss—Why didn’t Kiss fire Peter Criss on the 50-yard-line after Beth again?

BennyBeaver said:

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2. All KISS albums.

KISS TOO HIGH

Dennis_DeYoung said:

KISS is the 1999 Pac 10 championship of bands.

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