We always lose to Cal - Gamethread

GreenRiverGatorz said:

haie said:

I remember when Cal was taking a knee earlier this year, I said nothing and changed the channel to some NBA game. My wife was looking at me like she was prepared for the event that I just completely lose my shit and throw myself into traffic

Knowing you, I think we all expected some sort of traffic incident from you after that game.

I'm imagining a Godfatheresque ending montage of all HH posters Offing themselves/loved ones in various ways:

Haie suicide bombs the Rose garden
Race stumbles, grasps his chest, and finally succumbs to old age
Swaye ODs after a line off a strippers tit
Dennis stares teary eyed at a positive HIV test
Roadie over corrects his Acura Integra off a cliff during a street race.

All the while Bearswiin has a Mona Lisa smile while attending his sons ceremonial circumcision.