That old time green gaia religion


https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2019/02/the-green-new-deal-and-gerundive-government.php
The Green New Deal and Gerundive Government
I doubt America’s industrial capacity is sufficient to produce all of the Green Weenie Awards that the Green New Deal, unveiled today in Washington, will deserve. Before getting to some of the details (or lack thereof) I want to take note of the style of this “legislation” as an example of the modern liberal mind at work.
The modern liberal mind runs on gerunds—verbs made into nouns with the “-ing” ending. The Green New Deal resolution introduced today is full of gerundive commands for all of the great capacities that will be brought to bear to achieve our brave new green utopia: “mitigating and managing”; “investing, supporting” and (of course) “sustaining”: “building and overhauling”; “upgrading and spurring”; “working and removing”; “cleaning, identifying, and promoting”; “removing and identifying”; “leveraging and ensuring”; “making and directing”; “guaranteeing, strengthening and enforcing”; “enacting and obtaining.” I missed “facilitating,” which is my favorite liberal gerund. All in just 14 double-spaced, large-print pages.
Where do liberals learn to write like this? Probably the same places they learn to think like this.
I’ll perhaps comment on some of the technical aspects of this wish list on some other occasion, but will simply note for now one interesting small detail (one of the very few concrete policy details at all) of the bill that says we should achieve “net-zero emissions” of greenhouse gases by 2030, instead of simply “zero emissions,” which had been the term previously in use. This language seems to leave the door open to carbon capture and other technologies that might enable some continued fossil fuel use even in the sunny green uplands of our new utopia. But carbon capture is anathema to most deep greens.
But never fear, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is here! In her FAQ about the Green New Deal, she helpfully explains:
We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.
Follow up question for AOC: Are you planning for a mass genocide of cattle? Have you checked with PETA on this? Or maybe cows will be sterilized and placed on Social Security so they can live out their flatulent golden years in peace?
And: Get rid of airplanes? Turns out AOC is just warming up:
Totally overhaul transportation by massively expanding electric vehicle manufacturing, build charging stations everywhere, build out high- speed rail at a scale where air travel stops becoming necessary, create affordable public transit available to all, with goal to replace every combustion-engine vehicle.
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You know your argument is strong when it focuses on a joke in the faq.
The American government and people have accomplished many amazing things. Your choice to embrace crony capitalism to drag us down and then using it as an example of how government doesn’t work, while clever, won’t fool us. -
I assume you are excluding Bob, sledog, Race, and Damone from this?allpurpleallgold said:You know your argument is strong when it focuses on a joke in the faq.
The American government and people have accomplished many amazing things. Your choice to embrace crony capitalism to drag us down and then using it as an example of how government doesn’t work, while clever, won’t fool us. -
AOC says if you believe you can fly you can and 12 years is plenty of time to get your arms in shape!
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Fuck off with this green shit. The US is sooooo far ahead of other industrialized countries relative to pollutants and being attentive to the environment. Meanwhile China and India are billowing shit into the air and water and not giving a fuck.
Instead of fucking around throwing money down green ratholes, pour it into technology and infrastructure. High speed 9G+ fast internet and bullet trains. Fix up the shitty crumbling bridges, too.
Do that for 12 years and let the rest of the world catch up to us? relative to saving the planet.
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Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it -
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it -
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right? -
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer. -
[creepy, the crestfallen fanboy of Racebannon.gif]RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right? -
Hey, I like Trains. Fuck off with this.2001400ex said:
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer. -
So do you want to get rid of jets or don't you?
We're not talking about walls
Answer the fucking question -
I said investing more in trains. Taking a train ride on the current system is actually something I want to do. I had some buddies take the train from Spokane to whitefish to ski and it sounded like a good time.creepycoug said:
Hey, I like Trains. Fuck off with this.2001400ex said:
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer. -
#notmeRaceBannon said:So do you want to get rid of jets or don't you?
We're not talking about walls
Answer the fucking question -
Now about getting rid of jets................2001400ex said:
I said investing more in trains. Taking a train ride on the current system is actually something I want to do. I had some buddies take the train from Spokane to whitefish to ski and it sounded like a good time.creepycoug said:
Hey, I like Trains. Fuck off with this.2001400ex said:
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer. -
That must have been hard for you to write if hondo is any indicationcreepycoug said:
#notmeRaceBannon said:So do you want to get rid of jets or don't you?
We're not talking about walls
Answer the fucking question -
Went to Bend last weekend with spouse. Cost me $38 for gas. How much to build a bullet train to Bend? Phu*cking clueless leftards. People love trains. That's why Amtrak makes so much money. Scratch a leftist find a fascist.
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#notatallRaceBannon said:
That must have been hard for you to write if hondo is any indicationcreepycoug said:
#notmeRaceBannon said:So do you want to get rid of jets or don't you?
We're not talking about walls
Answer the fucking question
#hondoisnotagoodindicator -
Hondo is now leading the Green Brigade herecreepycoug said:
#notatallRaceBannon said:
That must have been hard for you to write if hondo is any indicationcreepycoug said:
#notmeRaceBannon said:So do you want to get rid of jets or don't you?
We're not talking about walls
Answer the fucking question
#hondoisnotagoodindicator
AOC needs a certain level of stupidity in her followers
People that think oil caused the problems in Venezuela or growing the economy leads to higher deficits
And the government owns 100% of your money and if they allow you to keep more they are spending their money
And trains are better than jets and we all die in 12 years
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Have fun riding on the train system that takes millions of tax payer dollars to run, every year.2001400ex said:
I said investing more in trains. Taking a train ride on the current system is actually something I want to do. I had some buddies take the train from Spokane to whitefish to ski and it sounded like a good time.creepycoug said:
Hey, I like Trains. Fuck off with this.2001400ex said:
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer.
Sounds like a great system. -
Light rail is for pussies. I want goddamned fast as fuck trains like they have in Japan. 300 MPH shit. Stops every 75 miles or so. Live in fucking Moses Lake and be in downtown Seattle at work in 1:15.2001400ex said:
I think trains are fairly fucktarded at this point. Things like the light rail in Seattle and Portland and San Diego work great (truthfully Seattle isn't good right now). Investing in LA to San Fran or Albuquerque to Sante Fe is a waste of time and money.RaceBannon said:
Funny how you fuck strawman ass in every thread (hi Bob)2001400ex said:
Funny how you bag on trains then think a wall is the best solution.RaceBannon said:Progressives want to get rid of jets and ride trains
But Bob and I are fooled
Please run on this nonsense
Let's settle it
Walls work
We got rid of trains a century ago
Let's get you on record - you want to get rid of jets and go back to trains, right?
Just like trains are old technology. Same with a wall. A wall at this point is a symbol for simple minded people to chant about to think they will feel safer.
I want 9G internet speed. Fuck 5G. Just skip over to 9G. Do it now.
I want a hemp-crete fucking wall on the border to keep the guns out.
I want gummies because gummies are goddamned delicious. Especially the sativa-indica hybrids.
I want the US to invade Venezuela, get rid of the socialist fucks, sell off the oilfields to the highest bidder then build sweet luxury resorts with topless beaches full of hot Venezuelan chicks sucking down umbrella drinks. Mrs. Throbber will understand.
I want AOC's sex tape to drop before July 4th.
And joobs. I want joobs all day, every day.
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Those trains to Europe, Hawaii, and the Orient are gonna be cool!