Strength and Conditioning Coach

Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
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I'm less concerned with how he looks. Look at the Fresno players and players at his previous gigs - what did they like? (Question - not implication of they looked good) I haven't looked into any of these to see why he left (poached vs fired vs swept along in the wake of HC). A lot of these look like steps up.StLouisDawg said:Anyone else concerned this guy has a double chin? I’ve seen bratwurst that looked like they had less bodyfat.
Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
COACHING HISTORY
Fresno State
2020: Asst. AD - Sports Performance
PLAE (https://plae.us/press/)
2016-20: VP of Performance & Education
Eastern Michigan
2014-16: Director of Strength & Conditioning
Cincinnati Bengals
2013-14: Strength & Conditioning Coach
Tennessee
2011-12: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
South Florida
2001-10: Asst. AD - Strength & Conditioning
Berlin Thunder (NFL Europe)
2000: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1999-00: Asst. Strength & Conditioning Coach
Kansas City Royals
1998: Intern Strength & Conditioning Coach -
IDGAF if the guy looks like Fetters. As long as he gets our guys bigger, stronger, faster, and playing more physical football, he can look however he wants.
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Some of you fuckers obsess about the weirdest shit. Ivan looked like a body builder. Socha looked like a power lifter. This guy looks like a schmuck. None of that matters if they know how to design a program and motivate players in the offseason.
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The more likely a S&C looks like he’s about to say a racial slur the better he is at his job, go axe Urban.
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I like the hire. UW needed a new voice in this arena. The current players looked soft, that leads me to believe they were unmotivated. The guy has written a book on strength training and is a paid motivational speaker. He's worked in football, baseball and in the olympic sphere with The Chinese Olympic Committee(Roids). His resume is strong and he checks a lot of boxes for me and for a program that has seemed to regress in almost every possible way the last three years. Spring weights followed by fall weights will be a big indicator on what DeBoer wants this program to look like.
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Roids? Socha wasn’t doing roids. Roids would be a welcomed addition to the progrum!
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Wait what? He was an NFL S&C and then got banished to Germany for a decade?Mad_Son said:
2001-10: Asst. AD - Strength & ConditioningStLouisDawg said:Anyone else concerned this guy has a double chin? I’ve seen bratwurst that looked like they had less bodyfat.
Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
Berlin Thunder (NFL Europe)
2000: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
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He lived in what was East Berlin searching out old East Berlin Olympic trainers. He wants the ins and outs of effective steroid use. Turn over every rock. 10 years there, the guy is thorough.Neighbor2972 said:
Wait what? He was an NFL S&C and then got banished to Germany for a decade?Mad_Son said:
2001-10: Asst. AD - Strength & ConditioningStLouisDawg said:Anyone else concerned this guy has a double chin? I’ve seen bratwurst that looked like they had less bodyfat.
Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
Berlin Thunder (NFL Europe)
2000: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -
The odder part is NFL Europe and Berlin Thunder folded in 2007. I blame the Fresno official site I copied from.Neighbor2972 said:
Wait what? He was an NFL S&C and then got banished to Germany for a decade?Mad_Son said:
2001-10: Asst. AD - Strength & ConditioningStLouisDawg said:Anyone else concerned this guy has a double chin? I’ve seen bratwurst that looked like they had less bodyfat.
Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
Berlin Thunder (NFL Europe)
2000: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -
The periodization training in Eastern Europe is actually something a lot of Americans seek out, at least that’s what my obese HS football coach told me, he took a lot TRT.theknowledge said:
He lived in what was East Berlin searching out old East Berlin Olympic trainers. He wants the ins and outs of effective steroid use. Turn over every rock. 10 years there, the guy is thorough.Neighbor2972 said:
Wait what? He was an NFL S&C and then got banished to Germany for a decade?Mad_Son said:
2001-10: Asst. AD - Strength & ConditioningStLouisDawg said:Anyone else concerned this guy has a double chin? I’ve seen bratwurst that looked like they had less bodyfat.
Our #1 issue now that Donovan is no longer calling plays is the severe lack of physicality on the line. We looked like a bunch of kegs on stilts this past season.
Berlin Thunder (NFL Europe)
2000: Head Strength & Conditioning Coach
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
His resume looks better than Socha’s to me, he still trains Maxx Crosby and that man is explosive.
He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program. -
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Had to google him to see just how bad his goiter neck was and found that he has a website and claims to have been recognized twice as the #1 S&C coach in the country.
www.ronmckeefery.com
I tried to make it a link but Vanilla's devs are fucktards.
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He can look like this if he gets us big, mean, fast, and never gassed in the 4th quarterr
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Big EdEl_K said:He can look like this if he gets us big, mean, fast, and never gassed in the 4th quarterr
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He looks like a portland bull dike. He’s 100% a roid monster.
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SEC WEST!!!
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So your saying he’s on gear. That’s what I like to call steroid use. I like to call it that.backthepack said:He looks like a portland bull dike. He’s 100% a roid monster.
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Plump walrus coaches > physical specimen coaches
Hope he gains 20 more lbs because he is busy and stressed and grows a sweet mustache
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Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.theLSkid said:He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?
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This poast reads really homeoerotic.1to392831weretaken said:
Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.theLSkid said:He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?
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I would never have noticed.LawDawg1 said:
This poast reads really homeoerotic.1to392831weretaken said:
Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.theLSkid said:He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?
Who wants to buy one of my nine bridges?
Could you elaborate on which parts made you... move?
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GrundleStiltzkin said:
So your saying he’s on gear. That’s what I like to call steroid use. I like to call it that.backthepack said:He looks like a portland bull dike. He’s 100% a roid monster.
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Bring back Rick Huegli
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I'll Doog to that.theknowledge said:I like the hire. UW needed a new voice in this arena. The current players looked soft, that leads me to believe they were unmotivated. The guy has written a book on strength training and is a paid motivational speaker. He's worked in football, baseball and in the olympic sphere with The Chinese Olympic Committee(Roids). His resume is strong and he checks a lot of boxes for me and for a program that has seemed to regress in almost every possible way the last three years. Spring weights followed by fall weights will be a big indicator on what DeBoer wants this program to look like.
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Perfectlongduckdong said:GrundleStiltzkin said:
So your saying he’s on gear. That’s what I like to call steroid use. I like to call it that.backthepack said:He looks like a portland bull dike. He’s 100% a roid monster.
On gear? Lol. You sound old white and havent been to a gym in 10 years