RTD'S OFFICIAL Let's Rationalize Wilcox and his Hypothetical Staff Thread

DerekJohnson

CuntWaffle

Justin Wilcox has lead Cal a place you can't win at to a respectable 25-27 record but about 20 of those games really could have gone either way so the record is probably closer to 45-7 than 25-27, which would be the best in the conference over that time span.

He was also able to pry away a National Championship coach as OC to run an explosive and innovative offense. He just needed more time to get more of HIS guys in their for the results to really pop. This is evident in the 26-3 drubbing over a GOOD Colorado team.

As far as recruiting goes he is clearly #1 in Berkley. Every other school in that city has not had a fraction of the success he has had. Think of him in Seatlle and UW's resources.... it will be consistent top 5 national classes and will be #1 in the city of Seattle.

As you can see the scoreboard in not indicative of how good Justin Wilcox's teams have been. You can't win at Cal you just can't and he has.

RaceBannon

WilburHooksHands

RaceBannon said:

I can still remember watching every second of this play with @Doogles from the other side of the field

WDWHA

Following the ironclad “five reasons” rule:

1. I’m 81% sure Wilcox didn’t shoot JFK.
2. This past Halloween, his close friend’s pet monkey didn’t attack any children as they handed out sugar free Covid vaccines. And to be clear, she is a professional dancer whose clothes just happen to fly off at random. Don’t twist.
3. He wants to be a Huskee and we all know after going owen-12 no big name coach will want to come to UW.
4. The lack of $$$ support at Berkeley, where they only fund rugby and arrogance, has blocked him from realizing a high powered offense via the hiring of Danny Barrett from the Texans.
5. Wilcox is the highest scoring Scrabble word of all of the top candidates, and that seems like something Jen would use to make a decision.

RaceBannon

WilburHooksHands said:

RaceBannon said:

I can still remember watching every second of this play with @Doogles from the other side of the field

I was sitting in the Cal donor section front row on the 50

Fun times

RTD

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

This thread delivers unlike anything by new fish fucktard @ChillyDawg

pawz

RaceBannon said:

WilburHooksHands said:

RaceBannon said:

I can still remember watching every second of this play with @Doogles from the other side of the field

I was sitting in the Cal donor section front row on the 50

Fun times

Was this by chance right over the tunnel the players came out of?

My spidey senses are convinced we were sitting next to each other that gayme. 🤷‍♂️

RaceBannon

pawz said:

RaceBannon said:

WilburHooksHands said:

RaceBannon said:

I can still remember watching every second of this play with @Doogles from the other side of the field

I was sitting in the Cal donor section front row on the 50

Fun times

Was this by chance right over the tunnel the players came out of?

My spidey senses are convinced we were sitting next to each other that gayme. 🤷‍♂️

All I saw were Cal fans

I was down almost field level

RTD

Is it time yet? This threads about to blow up.

RTD

Time to move this to the Duck Refuge. Threads about to blow up.

RTD

Oregon asks Cal for permission to interview Justin Wilcox, according to report
by Matt Prehm…Bwahahahahah

UW_Doog_Bot

RTD said:

Oregon asks Cal for permission to interview Justin Wilcox, according to report
by Matt Prehm…Bwahahahahah

He's going to be Lane's DC!!!!