UW Athletic Department Logic
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BingoJoeEDangerously said:I read the directions as if you are a season ticket holder you have the choice of getting a full season wristband so that you don’t have to waste time getting verified every game. I’ll get verified however I like, whenever I like, beer in hand, middle finger in the other
I imagine the thought process of the AD going something like this ...
Senior Ranking AD Person: "Hey, I bet our season ticket holders would like convenience in getting into the stadium instead of the shit show that comes with a lack of social distancing in line while ushers that can't read cell phones try to validate people being vaccinated. What can we do to facilitate?"
Junior Ad Person: "Why don't we give a form of identification that gives instant access - sort of like the line that has no bags"
White Male in AD: "The no purse line is the greatest invention ever - watching people unpack their bags/purses slowly is maddening"
Jen Cohen: You're fired
Intern Working under #ScoDucks: "Why don't we partner with UW Medicine and have them create hospital style bracelets that will last for 2+ months ... it's stable, cost effective, can't be faked, and easy for the ushers to identify"
Jen Cohen: "Great idea ... you're hired as an Associate AD after your internship wraps up" -
From working at a college in a former life. I can tell you this is exactly the line of thinking and probably verbatim I am sure.Tequilla said:
BingoJoeEDangerously said:I read the directions as if you are a season ticket holder you have the choice of getting a full season wristband so that you don’t have to waste time getting verified every game. I’ll get verified however I like, whenever I like, beer in hand, middle finger in the other
I imagine the thought process of the AD going something like this ...
Senior Ranking AD Person: "Hey, I bet our season ticket holders would like convenience in getting into the stadium instead of the shit show that comes with a lack of social distancing in line while ushers that can't read cell phones try to validate people being vaccinated. What can we do to facilitate?"
Junior Ad Person: "Why don't we give a form of identification that gives instant access - sort of like the line that has no bags"
White Male in AD: "The no purse line is the greatest invention ever - watching people unpack their bags/purses slowly is maddening"
Jen Cohen: You're fired
Intern Working under #ScoDucks: "Why don't we partner with UW Medicine and have them create hospital style bracelets that will last for 2+ months ... it's stable, cost effective, can't be faked, and easy for the ushers to identify"
Jen Cohen: "Great idea ... you're hired as an Associate AD after your internship wraps up" -
Why would you admit to being a murdering piece of shit. You should WANT to wear a mask. Otherwise people might think you voted Trump.1to392831weretaken said:
People would have to actually come to the games for that to happen...DerekJohnson said:
You can probably avoid the long lines to get in.1to392831weretaken said:What does the wristband actually get you? What stadium policies change for people with wristbands on?
I guess I'm just wondering because wristbands are nothing new to me. I have to wear one the whole time I'm at the track every time I go, as it tells the track staff that I've signed the hold harmless agreement. I've also been to plenty of events where the wristband actually aids in convenience (sort of like what you're saying). These have always been "guy with wristband has been carded, so freely dispense booze."
I guess I'm wondering what the wristband is for because I don't give a shit about a wristband if it improves my experience in some way, like don't have to wear a mask, don't have to be carded for booze (I'm an in-your-forties looser who still looks 12), etc. If, as I suspect, it takes the place of having to show a vaccine card to get in, then what the fuck is the point? The line for the wristband would be just as long as the line to show a vax card.
And wearing the thing for months straight? Who's idiot idea was that!?
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Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this -
They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.Tequilla said:Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this -
Hardy Har Har …haie said:
They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.Tequilla said:Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this
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Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.Tequilla said:
Hardy Har Har …haie said:
They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.Tequilla said:Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this
Go fuck yourself -
Yes.haie said:
Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.Tequilla said:
Hardy Har Har …haie said:
They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.Tequilla said:Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this
Go fuck yourself
https://math.washington.edu/math-minor -
Weird, since Tequilla is such a retard. Then again math is just learning a system. Zero bugs to work out.Mad_Son said:
Yes.haie said:
Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.Tequilla said:
Hardy Har Har …haie said:
They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.Tequilla said:Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff
Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program
It’s amazing how bad they are at this
Go fuck yourself
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