What up, bitches
Just came to see what happened, cuz I was googling my mom's name and saw some pretty interesting shit y'all had said about her.
Not here to start shit... Just here to kick it.
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@Swaye, does Haener have a sister?
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when you google search that image all the results are here. kind ofGrundleStiltzkin said:
weirdon brand for the bored imo. -
Don’t call me a bitch, noob.Patchwasneverhere said:Five guesses who's crazy daughter I am. 🤘
Just came to see what happened, cuz I was googling my mom's name and saw some pretty interesting shit y'all had said about her.
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Your mom goes to college.
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roof???
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Haven’t used that one in a while. It was due.rodmansrage said:
when you google search that image all the results are here. kind ofGrundleStiltzkin said:weirdon brand for the bored imo. -
This 100%FireCohen said:roof???
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Ballz?
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I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
At least one of us did 😉YellowSnow said:Your mom goes to college.
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Incidentally, i thought this post was hilarious. Aside from calling my mom homely.YellowSnow said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
Respect!!Patchwasneverhere said:
Incidentally, i thought this post was hilarious. Aside from calling my mom homely.YellowSnow said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
I have roofies
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This will end well.
Hopefully better than the uo skank.
Thought it was her daughter for a moment.
Make one little comment about her kids and she freaks out. Soft. -
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Hi Nathan. I know you'll read this. You are quickly losing your status as the Husky nation fan favorite recruit in this class. You're either a Dawg or you're not. Ain't no in-between. Best decide for yourself what you are soon before Coach Pete decides for you because you won't like his decision. Nut up son!Patchwasneverhere said: -
Wait... You don't think I'm a recruit posting in disguise as the daughter of a recruiting analyst do you? Bro, take a napFireCohen said:
Hi Nathan. I know you'll read this. You are quickly losing your status as the Husky nation fan favorite recruit in this class. You're either a Dawg or you're not. Ain't no in-between. Best decide for yourself what you are soon before Coach Pete decides for you because you won't like his decision. Nut up son!Patchwasneverhere said: -
Did your mother ever find out who Tim was?
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Also:
cataclysmic or cat·a·clys·mal [kat-uh-kliz-mik]
adjective
of, relating to, or resulting from a cataclysm.
of the nature of, or having the effect of, a cataclysm
cataclysm
cat·a·clysm | \ ˈka-tə-ˌkli-zəm \
noun
1 : FLOOD, DELUGE
2 : CATASTROPHE sense 3a
3 : a momentous and violent event marked by overwhelming upheaval and demolition
broadly : an event that brings great changes
an international economic cataclysm -
Dude that sounds exactly like the day I was born... Wait... You didn't deliver me, did you? Spokane... 1991? If not you should get yourself some tarot cards and hit the street Bro, cuz you're a psychicDoog_de_Jour said:Also:
cataclysmic or cat·a·clys·mal [kat-uh-kliz-mik]
adjective
of, relating to, or resulting from a cataclysm.
of the nature of, or having the effect of, a cataclysm
cataclysm
cat·a·clysm | \ ˈka-tə-ˌkli-zəm \
noun
1 : FLOOD, DELUGE
2 : CATASTROPHE sense 3a
3 : a momentous and violent event marked by overwhelming upheaval and demolition
broadly : an event that brings great changes
an international economic cataclysm -
Why would I know that?Doog_de_Jour said:Did your mother ever find out who Tim was?
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Patchwasneverhere said:
Dude that sounds exactly like the day I was born... Wait... You didn't deliver me, did you? Spokane... 1991? If not you should get yourself some tarot cards and hit the street Bro, cuz you're a psychicDoog_de_Jour said:Also:
cataclysmic or cat·a·clys·mal [kat-uh-kliz-mik]
adjective
of, relating to, or resulting from a cataclysm.
of the nature of, or having the effect of, a cataclysm
cataclysm
cat·a·clysm | \ ˈka-tə-ˌkli-zəm \
noun
1 : FLOOD, DELUGE
2 : CATASTROPHE sense 3a
3 : a momentous and violent event marked by overwhelming upheaval and demolition
broadly : an event that brings great changes
an international economic cataclysm
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So now you're assuming I know what that tarot card means... I do know what it means... I'm just not getting what you're trying to indicate by it...?Doog_de_Jour said:Patchwasneverhere said:
Dude that sounds exactly like the day I was born... Wait... You didn't deliver me, did you? Spokane... 1991? If not you should get yourself some tarot cards and hit the street Bro, cuz you're a psychicDoog_de_Jour said:Also:
cataclysmic or cat·a·clys·mal [kat-uh-kliz-mik]
adjective
of, relating to, or resulting from a cataclysm.
of the nature of, or having the effect of, a cataclysm
cataclysm
cat·a·clysm | \ ˈka-tə-ˌkli-zəm \
noun
1 : FLOOD, DELUGE
2 : CATASTROPHE sense 3a
3 : a momentous and violent event marked by overwhelming upheaval and demolition
broadly : an event that brings great changes
an international economic cataclysm -
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Malarkey not to your liking?PurpleBaze said:This has gone long enough. This board is slipping.
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