Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
In 1799, George Washington's distillery produced nearly 11,000 gallons, making it one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America at the time. George likey whiskey.
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But also weed. George got blazed, man.
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“Sledog is a faggot” -George Washington after the battle of the Bulge
George likey whiskey.
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“Kill me...” -George Washington to the Vanilla devs
https://www.monticello.org/site/research-and-collections/declaration-independence-paper
https://www.politifact.com/virginia/statements/2016/nov/07/kai-degner/kai-degners-falsely-says-declaration-independence-/
Buzz Aldrin snorted moon dust though.