PM to bored Ducks and the rest of you fucks who don't care.

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Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off.
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Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
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Cheer up, Ute. San Antonio is gorgeous this time of year! Make sure to check out the shops along the magical San Antonio River Walk. And once you've worked up an appetite, don't pass up the chance to get the Cowboy Special (with the ribs) from the world famous Smoke Shack BBQ. Sorry, rickshaw not included. You like beer? Well hop aboard the Craft Cruiser for a bus tour of some of the best brews the Lone Star state has to offer!
Now giddyup and get your Alamo Bowl tickets today and start planning one hell of a yeehaw good time! Remember, everything's bigger in Texas -
then LEAVE!
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@Doog_de_Jour???!!!??? True???!!!???Swaye said:Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
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She seemed to disappear right after Pumpy. Coincidence?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@Doog_de_Jour???!!!??? True???!!!???Swaye said:Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
Paging @MaltbyDawg
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@Doog_de_Jour couldn't resist his flowing golden locks.Swaye said:
She seemed to disappear right after Pumpy. Coincidence?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@Doog_de_Jour???!!!??? True???!!!???Swaye said:Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
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It’s just college football. It’s not real life like Utah Jazz basketball.
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How can you expect to compete with Oregon? They have Ferrari leather and you're still pulling hand carts. It's hard.
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PurpleJ said:
It’s just college football. It’s not real life like Utah Jazz basketball. The Boston Marathon
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Cheer up 2%, you've still got some good athletes in your state that will need roster spots on real Pac 12 teams!89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
I don’t post building jumper pics. And I don’t make @PurpleBaze Boston Marathon jokes. Cleaning up the filth one post at a Tim.89ute said:PurpleJ said:It’s just college football. It’s not real life like Utah Jazz basketball. The Boston Marathon
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take it to the duck refuge
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Nothing sadder than an uppity ute
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I'm hearing we have one of these coming later this winter. 2020 - new year, new attitude.YellowSnow said:How can you expect to compete with Oregon? They have Ferrari leather and you're still pulling hand carts. It's hard.
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Progess my Yoot fren can be painfully slow and not linear. Here's some quick bullet points for perspective...89ute said:
I'm hearing we have one of these coming later this winter. 2020 - new year, new attitude.YellowSnow said:How can you expect to compete with Oregon? They have Ferrari leather and you're still pulling hand carts. It's hard.
- When I was in HS I sad on wooden bleachers in old Rice Stadium and got splinters in my arse.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Worshington has won 1 NY6 bowl. Utah has won 2.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Utah's highest AP pole finish has been #2, Washington's is #3.
Our? pain and suffering runs deeper than any misery you can contemplate. -
Don't forget Owen.YellowSnow said:
Progess my Yoot fren can be painfully slow and not linear. Here's some quick bullet points for perspective...89ute said:
I'm hearing we have one of these coming later this winter. 2020 - new year, new attitude.YellowSnow said:How can you expect to compete with Oregon? They have Ferrari leather and you're still pulling hand carts. It's hard.
- When I was in HS I sad on wooden bleachers in old Rice Stadium and got splinters in my arse.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Worshington has won 1 NY6 bowl. Utah has won 2.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Utah's highest AP pole finish has been #2, Washington's is #3.
Our? pain and suffering runs deeper than any misery you can contemplate. -
I've seen @Doog_de_Jour and @89ute in the same room at the same tim.Swaye said:
She seemed to disappear right after Pumpy. Coincidence?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@Doog_de_Jour???!!!??? True???!!!???Swaye said:Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
Paging @MaltbyDawg -
Yeah, when you were beating Saban, I was living in Utah going Owen and finalizing a divorce. JFC.89ute said:
Don't forget Owen.YellowSnow said:
Progess my Yoot fren can be painfully slow and not linear. Here's some quick bullet points for perspective...89ute said:
I'm hearing we have one of these coming later this winter. 2020 - new year, new attitude.YellowSnow said:How can you expect to compete with Oregon? They have Ferrari leather and you're still pulling hand carts. It's hard.
- When I was in HS I sad on wooden bleachers in old Rice Stadium and got splinters in my arse.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Worshington has won 1 NY6 bowl. Utah has won 2.
- Since I got said splinters in my arse, Utah's highest AP pole finish has been #2, Washington's is #3.
Our? pain and suffering runs deeper than any misery you can contemplate. -
ahhhhhh ... I just got real happypawz said:
I've seen @Doog_de_Jour and @89ute in the same room at the same tim.Swaye said:
She seemed to disappear right after Pumpy. Coincidence?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@Doog_de_Jour???!!!??? True???!!!???Swaye said:Whittinghams 16 year plan to lose the money game is a terrible reality to face. We are here for you, buddy. Mostly if any of your wives need consoling.
Paging @MaltbyDawg -
You're on the right forum. Such conditioned failure explains much of our collective psychosis.
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at least you? guys scored more than 3 points this time.89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
That should cheer him up!ntxduck said:
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
LOL. I just meant the whole woe is me view of "this is the best we can ever put on the field" is overly pessimistic. There are 3-4 previous Ute teams that would have beaten this Ute squad rather easily, say 34-17?GreenRiverGatorz said:
That should cheer him up!ntxduck said:
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
New bored motto?Gladstone said:You're on the right forum. Such conditioned failure explains much of our collective psychosis.
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Disagree. This is by far the best Utah team ever. Huntley is not "not that good" Huntley is pretty good. 59% against Oregon was his worst completion percentage, and that's not "not that good". 73% against SC, 79% against Worshington. He had 1 game where he was less that 70%, and 59 is not bad.ntxduck said:
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off.
It's not that we beat up a bunch of shit. This was one of, if not THE best DLines we've ever and the Ducks ran through it like shit through a tin horn. (Thanks Saban)
We knew our OLine was suspect, but your Dline ran through them at will.
This best of the best Ute team could not win in the trenches on either side. We were not good enough.
More NFL players will come from this team than any other. Most all conference players we've ever had.
2016 CU team was not even in the same league as 2019 Utes. -
No way. The only other teams that even come close to this are 04 and 08. Nothing in the Pac-12 years and certainly not 94 Utes.ntxduck said:
LOL. I just meant the whole woe is me view of "this is the best we can ever put on the field" is overly pessimistic. There are 3-4 previous Ute teams that would have beaten this Ute squad rather easily, say 34-17?GreenRiverGatorz said:
That should cheer him up!ntxduck said:
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off.
04 and 08 had ZERO depth. Damn lucky there were no injuries those years. -
People forget Urban Meyer had the best Utah teams. They forget that.ntxduck said:
Honestly you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s not the best team Ute has ever put out there. You just forgot for a season that you play in the south, and beat up on a bunch of shit, ala CU a few years back. I mean the south made Huntley look good with an absurdly high completion %...in reality, he’s not that good. Texas will probably beat that ass in the Alamo like gundy did to CU when they won the south,89ute said:Finally out from under the bed.
It'shardhurting.
Best Utah team of my lifetime, 9 years in the making, completely beaten down by the Ducks. We? were not better at ANY position on the field. Outplayed at every position.
It hurts because this is the best we can put on the field and it wasn't even close to being enough to get a Pac-12 title.
I think I know what Arizona feels like.
Grappling with the fact I have probably just experienced the peak of our program.
It hurts, so fuck off.
None of you motherfuckers can possible make me feel any worse, so double fuck off. -
At least you’re well liked.
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Like yooz guys, love my school, love college football. Just got a big reality punch in the face. Looking forward to playing Texas.DoogWhisperer said:At least you’re well liked.