Cataclysmic

dhdawg

Ruth is back at it once again teasing the end of the world.


This better be fucking good, sounds like something to do with 2020 cause she says she'll address it after signing day.

1to392831weretaken

Most of the great poets went through labor and childbirth. Duh.

And this better be one hell of a long snapper for all of this attention and intrigue.

guntlove

dhdawg said:

Ruth is back at it once again teasing the end of the world.


This better be fucking good, sounds like something to do with 2020 cause she says she'll address it after signing day.

Lord. She’s crazier than a shit-house rat.

Meek

studied bible prophecy...

there's being religious - I'm in favor of all the people who all love their own gods - but.... then there's the prophecy zealots. That's where things get scary.

guntlove

The unwillingness to take an ‘L’ also lends credence to the Ruth-Is-Ballz theory, IMO.

DoogCourics

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

dirtysouwfdawg

What an idiot... “don’t question me about the use of the term.”

Bunch of fucking tards running our udub football sites. I can see why coker was so excited for bdtw. Wouldn’t be hard to corner the market.

PostGameOrangeSlices

guntlove said:

The unwillingness to take an ‘L’ also lends credence to the Ruth-Is-Ballz theory, IMO.

Holy shit....

ntxduck

Don’t question me!!!!!!

Meek

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out drive up subscriptions.

shocker.

dhdawg

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

I think it's Jordan banks

It's not James Smith. Earlier in that post she puts him on woof watch and says he's about to commit.

She also says that she expects Rome to commit before August

CallMeBigErn

dhdawg said:

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

I think it's Jordan banks

It's not James Smith. Earlier in that post she puts him on woof watch and says he's about to commit.

She also says that she expects Rome to commit before August

Before August, eh? Well, clock's a tickin'.

dnc

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

Whatever “it” is will never happen and she’ll never discuss it.

WIW

dnc

Meek said:

studied bible prophecy...

there's being religious - I'm in favor of all the people who all love their own gods - but.... then there's the prophecy zealots. That's where things get scary.

As the official bored sermon seeker















Can confirm.

dawgs206

dhdawg said:

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

I think it's Jordan banks

It's not James Smith. Earlier in that post she puts him on woof watch and says he's about to commit.

She also says that she expects Rome to commit before August

Fuck, this would be great. Banks and Rome are ballers.

Someone on the bored says she essentially does this every year and when it doesn’t happen she never brings it up again. Can’t remember who, but not exactly holding my breath for whatever this is. Would love to eat crow though.

dnc

dawgs206 said:

dhdawg said:

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

I think it's Jordan banks

It's not James Smith. Earlier in that post she puts him on woof watch and says he's about to commit.

She also says that she expects Rome to commit before August

Fuck, this would be great. Banks and Rome are ballers.

Someone on the bored says she essentially does this every year and when it doesn’t happen she never brings it up again. Can’t remember who, but not exactly holding my breath for whatever this is. Would love to eat crow though.

Not sure about every year but it certainly ain’t the first time. Best case scenario something massive happens and she’ll retrofit this to it to take credit. Worst case nothing big happens and she’ll never speak of it again.

bigcc

dnc said:

dawgs206 said:

dhdawg said:

DoogCourics said:

It better not be James Smith. He was CB’d to Oregon by two fucking people, care here this weekend, and seems like he might commit. He’s take Jackson’s spot, then add Hector/Covington/Esteen.

That isn’t cataclysmic. Covington committing isn’t cataclysmic. Esteen isn’t. Hector isn’t. Even Latu isn’t.

So this better be fucking Jordan Banks or JTT, or she is purposely trying to die on a hill just to piss off DDY and Coker since they called her out.

I think it's Jordan banks

It's not James Smith. Earlier in that post she puts him on woof watch and says he's about to commit.

She also says that she expects Rome to commit before August

Fuck, this would be great. Banks and Rome are ballers.

Someone on the bored says she essentially does this every year and when it doesn’t happen she never brings it up again. Can’t remember who, but not exactly holding my breath for whatever this is. Would love to eat crow though.

Not sure about every year but it certainly ain’t the first time. Best case scenario something massive happens and she’ll retrofit this to it to take credit. Worst case nothing big happens and she’ll never speak of it again.

"hey I made it clear that I was 55/45"

Hedging her bets, whole lot of nothing

CallMeBigErn

What/who else would qualify as cataclysmic (her definition, not mine)? I agree it must be a 2020 guy. Smalls, Banks, Scott, Bijan, or Ringo would qualify. Who else? Wilson, Navarrette, Botelho? Fuck it, Drew Sanders? I'm all tingly now.

failed_real_estate_agent_dawg

dirtysouwfdawg said:

What an idiot... “don’t question me about the use of the term.”

Bunch of fucking tards running our udub football sites. I can see why coker was so excited for bdtw. Wouldn’t be hard to corner the market.

You guys are living rent-free in Ruth's head

GrundleStiltzkin

failed_real_estate_agent_dawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

What an idiot... “don’t question me about the use of the term.”

Bunch of fucking tards running our udub football sites. I can see why coker was so excited for bdtw. Wouldn’t be hard to corner the market.

You guys are living rent-free in Ruth's head

Chinned for bringing this sleeper alt out of the bullpen.

Doog_de_Jour

Young DDJ read the Bible and went to Sunday School, and while I’m not claiming to be a Christian scholar I do know “cataclysmic” even back in the day it didn’t exactly have the most positive of connotations.

Cataclysm comes from Greek κατακλυσμός (kataklusmos), "deluge", from κλύζω (kluzo), "wash away, flood", and κατά- (kata-), "down". It refers to the flooding of all Earth, usually by endless rains and rising rivers, as it is told in the story of Noah's Ark in the book of Genesis in the Old Testament.

BTW, stories of great floods are told in almost all ancient civilizations...some that predate the Hebrew texts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_myth

If I’m to play devil’s advocate (heh) here, one could (Obi Wan voice) from a certain point of view see the allegory of the flood (the cataclysmic event) as a positive as it purged the Earth of the wicked so humanity could make a fresh start. I’m sure that’s what Ruth in her ham fisted way meant.

Still, I didn’t appreciate how she attacked Coker when he rightfully pointed out that usage of the word has evolved and is now understood to mean disaster.

Either way, could any recruit have a “cataclysmic” effect on the program?