Dear Coach Jonathon Smith,

bananasnblondes

Good luck on your upcoming interview. After observing some of your previous social interactions, I've compiled a helpful chart to guide you through the process:

Before interview
-Did I get a modern looking haircut where my hair on top is longer than/ equal length to the hair in the back?
-Am I wearing a suit instead of a mock- turtleneck and track pants?
-Did I spit my gum out before the interview?

During interview
-Am I speaking clearly without mumbling?
-Am I maintaining eye contact rather than looking down at my shoes?
-Am I refraining from discussing my secret plays (including Wild Swede, Psalm Goal Line, Budda Reverse weekly double pass)?

Husky nation is behind you.
Go get em, Tiger Beaver.

DoubleJDawg

Literally El-oh-el

He legitimately needs all that advice - TYFYS

LoneStarDawg

-am I maintaining good posture and not tilting my shoulders and head to one side like a troll

section_332

The Petersen coaching tree. He's gotta be a shoe in. And did you guys NO he went THEYRE!?!?!?

jecornel

All I know is, this offense will immediately improve with his exit.

COOK IT!

HuskyJW

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

2001400ex

HuskyJW said:

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

Jim Mora will be looking for a job. I'm hearing he knows how to coach.

UWhuskytskeet

HuskyJW said:

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

It's time for Sark to come home.

jecornel

HuskyJW said:

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

Hamdan. pay him 600-700k

AEB

What if the Beavs want No Bawls????

TurdBomber

HuskyJW said:

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

Somebody at San Diego State seems to have their head outside of their ass. Maybe him/her/they/ze/nim/other pronoun. (It's Cali, after all)

Gladstone

jecornel said:

HuskyJW said:

I know you guys are being sarcastic...but say Jonathan Smith does leave. Who do you think will take the OC job? Give me one name west of the Mississippi?. Nobody is going to want that job.

Hamdan. pay him 600-700k

He lamented the recruiting aspect of the job and now he's a QB coach in the NFL (how is he doing btw? fuck the NFL). I doubt he comes back, but love the idea.

LebamDawg

Hey - good ol' Mark Helfrich is available for the OC job

uzi

Also, maybe invest in some platform shoes, in a style that won't stand out in Corvallis

bananasnblondes said:

Good luck on your upcoming interview. After observing some of your previous social interactions, I've compiled a helpful chart to guide you through the process...