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I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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hurtfulSwaye said:
I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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Well played.Swaye said:
I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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Gracias. But seriously, your best bet in HI is to dress up like an asian business man. Not kidding.2001400ex said:
Well played.Swaye said:
I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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So get really stoned, dye my hair black, and shrink my already small dick another 2 inches. Got it.Swaye said:
Gracias. But seriously, your best bet in HI is to dress up like an asian business man. Not kidding.2001400ex said:
Well played.Swaye said:
I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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Nailed it! And bring lots of cash. HI girls aren't cheap, because of all the asians overpaying.2001400ex said:
So get really stoned, dye my hair black, and shrink my already small dick another 2 inches. Got it.Swaye said:
Gracias. But seriously, your best bet in HI is to dress up like an asian business man. Not kidding.2001400ex said:
Well played.Swaye said:
I've never gotten a male hooker. Sorry.2001400ex said:
I'll be in Hawaii next week. Any tips? On Maui. Hooker superiority guy.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
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When I lived in Texas we would go to Juarez and do this. You go across the bridge and catch a taxi at the third cross street and tell them you want to see the girls.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
He takes you to an area that will scare you to just be in, but the times you will have is amazing. The guys everywhere in suits have automatic weapons, so don't be a fucktard.
If you tip the girl $20 US she will let you do basically anything you want to her.
Now, that's freedom. -
You haven't lived until some Salma Hayek looking chick let's you bang her out, then lets you piss on her in the shower while she washes your balls and taint for less than a hundred US.Mosster47 said:
When I lived in Texas we would go to Juarez and do this. You go across the bridge and catch a taxi at the third cross street and tell them you want to see the girls.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
He takes you to an area that will scare you to just be in, but the times you will have is amazing. The guys everywhere in suits have automatic weapons, so don't be a fucktard.
If you tip the girl $20 US she will let you do basically anything you want to her.
Now, that's freedom. -
In Venezuela she was a heart surgeonSwaye said:
You haven't lived until some Salma Hayek looking chick let's you bang her out, then lets you piss on her in the shower while she washes your balls and taint for less than a hundred US.Mosster47 said:
When I lived in Texas we would go to Juarez and do this. You go across the bridge and catch a taxi at the third cross street and tell them you want to see the girls.Swaye said:
Well, speaking from experience in Mexico, a really good looking hooker can go for as little as 800 pesos for 2 hours, and up to about 1600. That's like 40-80 bucks, for a drop dead gorgeous chick for 2 hours...and the Mexican hookers are enthusiastic. Shit is cheap down there. Get some.2001400ex said:I feel like for only $1,500 there's a catch. Or you catch something.
He takes you to an area that will scare you to just be in, but the times you will have is amazing. The guys everywhere in suits have automatic weapons, so don't be a fucktard.
If you tip the girl $20 US she will let you do basically anything you want to her.
Now, that's freedom.
