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Annual Fundraiser: 5 Reasons why you should donate to Hardcore Husky
oregonblitzkrieg
Member Posts: 15,288
1. The SEC. They are the best conference in the cuntry, enough said on that. They have decades of football experience and Peterman has been stealing their shit for years. While the PAC 10 was safe at home with their other nattiless friends, watching and memorizing lines from Nick Saban on Saturday nights, the SEC was with the cool crowd banging out trophies at championship games on national TV.
2. Our longtime regular trolls. They average 711 pounds across the line, and they are ready to spread the AIDS across the footballs threads. Boobs, J, OBK and other dumpster muffins. These boys have no gratitude and are ready to fumble.
3. NESnake12. A younger poaster who brings a frosh and sometimes naive perspective. You will see a tanned, rested and ready NESnake13, 14 and 15 starting on 9/1.
4. Craves it. Yes. Craves it. These are the most horny posters Harddcore Husky has ever had. Purple Throbber, Swaye, DDY, Pawz and others. Their motto: "Wood hit." The newbies will be inexperienced but these discipline hole divers bring a new dimension that this ginage hasn't had in years.
5. Improved bounce rate (average times a poster clicks on a boobie gif). I think we can improve our site’s bounce rate by being more welcoming to dem tittays. The less we ban people from poasting breastises, the greater chance we’ll have to increase site traffic. We may have to weed out certain interlopers like Bitchfork. He’s an embarrassment to himself, this forum, and the androgenous "chick" he went on a "date" with last night. He couldn’t get his attention as he was all obsessed with escaping the border patrol, staring repeatedly between his taint at his little iPhone and Hardcore Husky, completely ignoring the pole and fancy feast... He shouldn’t take it so hard though; his date didn’t notice him either. His attention was focused on the zit-dicked gringo behind him. What a dud you are Bitchfork.
Bonus Reason: The Gulag Superiority Guys (Stalin, Nacho, etc.)
Here is actual footage of Stalin at his own kick ass presser the other day:
2. Our longtime regular trolls. They average 711 pounds across the line, and they are ready to spread the AIDS across the footballs threads. Boobs, J, OBK and other dumpster muffins. These boys have no gratitude and are ready to fumble.
3. NESnake12. A younger poaster who brings a frosh and sometimes naive perspective. You will see a tanned, rested and ready NESnake13, 14 and 15 starting on 9/1.
4. Craves it. Yes. Craves it. These are the most horny posters Harddcore Husky has ever had. Purple Throbber, Swaye, DDY, Pawz and others. Their motto: "Wood hit." The newbies will be inexperienced but these discipline hole divers bring a new dimension that this ginage hasn't had in years.
5. Improved bounce rate (average times a poster clicks on a boobie gif). I think we can improve our site’s bounce rate by being more welcoming to dem tittays. The less we ban people from poasting breastises, the greater chance we’ll have to increase site traffic. We may have to weed out certain interlopers like Bitchfork. He’s an embarrassment to himself, this forum, and the androgenous "chick" he went on a "date" with last night. He couldn’t get his attention as he was all obsessed with escaping the border patrol, staring repeatedly between his taint at his little iPhone and Hardcore Husky, completely ignoring the pole and fancy feast... He shouldn’t take it so hard though; his date didn’t notice him either. His attention was focused on the zit-dicked gringo behind him. What a dud you are Bitchfork.
Bonus Reason: The Gulag Superiority Guys (Stalin, Nacho, etc.)
Here is actual footage of Stalin at his own kick ass presser the other day:
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