Today's tech tip: Always lock display.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo.
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What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo. -
Use incognito mode or use the pornhub thumbnail as a blowjob segue.PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo. -
On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.
The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack -
They will also send an email to some of your contacts titled: "You won't believe this until you see it".
Or wait... That was adult friend finder. -
That's like the hardcore husky Facebook button.RaceBannon said:On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.
The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack -
Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?RaceBannon said:On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.
The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack -
whoosh?pawz said:
Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?RaceBannon said:On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.
The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack -
FMFHFERaceBannon said:
whoosh?pawz said:
Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?RaceBannon said:On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.
The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack -
She?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo. -
YBESledog said:
She?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo. -
Even a broken clock is right thrice a day.Sledog said:
She?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo.
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thrice?Pitchfork51 said:
Even a broken clock is right thrice a day.Sledog said:
She?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo. -
I'm pretty drunk. It autocorrect Ed and I just let us slide.
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We prefer gender neutral pronouns in our home, you insensitive fuck.Sledog said:
She?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
What video did she start watching?PurpleThrobber said:I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.
I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.
Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.
brb, jo.
