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Today's tech tip: Always lock display.

PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
edited April 2017 in Tug Tavern
I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

brb, jo.

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  • RedRocketRedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

    I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

    I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

    Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

    brb, jo.

    Use incognito mode or use the pornhub thumbnail as a blowjob segue.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885
    They will also send an email to some of your contacts titled: "You won't believe this until you see it".

    Or wait... That was adult friend finder.
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,941 Founders Club

    On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.

    The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack

    Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,850 Founders Club
    pawz said:

    On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.

    The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack

    Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?
    whoosh?
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,941 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    On April 1 when you hit a porn hub video a pop up appeared saying porn hub has a new feature where your selection is automatically sent out on your social media.

    The guy who told me this said he almost had a heart attack

    Was that guy Hondo? The only person dumb enough to login to porn hub with his social media accounts?
    whoosh?
    FMFHFE
  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Sledog said:

    I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

    I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

    I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

    Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

    brb, jo.

    What video did she start watching?
    She?
    YBE
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    Sledog said:

    I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

    I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

    I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

    Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

    brb, jo.

    What video did she start watching?
    She?
    Even a broken clock is right thrice a day.

  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,732

    Sledog said:

    I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

    I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

    I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

    Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

    brb, jo.

    What video did she start watching?
    She?
    Even a broken clock is right thrice a day.

    thrice?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    I'm pretty drunk. It autocorrect Ed and I just let us slide.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    Sledog said:

    I switched over the Opera as my browser recently. It provides thumbnail suggestions for what they call "speed dial" which are essentially icons to click on for quick access. I assume it's based on surfing history.

    I set my laptop on the coffee table, leave the display up and walk away.

    I come back and bigger than shit the "Pornhub" icon is displayed prominently.

    Made for an awkward moment or two with the spouse who was also sitting on the couch.

    brb, jo.

    What video did she start watching?
    She?
    We prefer gender neutral pronouns in our home, you insensitive fuck.
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