When you've lost @UODUCKGIRL

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/MatterOfQuack/status/785888487937413120

LoneStarDawg

Sounds like SHE MISSES OREGON DAMMIT!

HuskyJW

#MenOfOregon???

Make sure you only walk the parking lots during daytime sweetie.

rodmansrage

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784937666668326912

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

rodmansrage said:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784937666668326912

Oh shit! That one hurt!

rodmansrage

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

rodmansrage said:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784937666668326912

Oh shit! That one hurt!

the hottest of hot takes.

i kind of skimmed her letter (tl;dr) but she feels the team isn't together? i dont think she realizes that helfrich is a shitty coach would couldnt find a d-coord so he brought in chris christie's slightly slimmer brother just needs his time to get his guys in there, have patience.

CuntWaffle

On her profile it says she is momma duck of 2 little ducklings....


I wonder if these ducklings were the result of a couple parking lot occurrences....

Doog_de_Jour

rodmansrage said:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784937666668326912

Thank you - I needed a good laugh.

HuskyJW

#MenOfOregon???

Make sure you only walk the parking lots during daytime sweetie.

rodmansrage said:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784937666668326912

Nobody likes a lippy bitch.

HTH

PurpleThrobber

Not gonna lie. Wood hit @UOduckgirl.

Then I'd fuck her.

whatshouldicareabout

She writes like she's brain-dead or an Oregon grad.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784920955470680068

Wow, this twitter is gold, esp during the UW game.

BrickSquad

id let her DM me some nudes

Pitchfork51

BrickSquad said:

id let her DM me some nudes

Women with kids are gross

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

BrickSquad said:

id let her DM me some nudes

Women with kids are gross

That's what I told yo' mama.

FremontTroll

I'm hearing @UODuckGirl came for the hard wood.

doogie

she seems to be into her kids and collage football players more so than her Mountie hubby, who probably isn't around all that much.

rodmansrage

this whole page is amazing:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784935232394891264

yes, exactly, your future qb threw a pick on the first play of the game, you lose 70-21...but yes, with mark helfrich at the helm, the future looks super bright.

edit:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784934115455930368

i do too, i do too.

Kaepsknee

Wood cock punch right in the pussy

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Pitchfork51 said:

BrickSquad said:

id let her DM me some nudes

Women with kids are gross

Wood

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Pump my gas duck bitch!!!!!

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

rodmansrage said:

this whole page is amazing:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784935232394891264

yes, exactly, your future qb threw a pick on the first play of the game, you lose 70-21...but yes, with mark helfrich at the helm, the future looks super bright.

edit:

http://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/784934115455930368

i do too, i do too.

Better seats for her!!!