Te'o's boo wasnt a boo after all

nihilistdawg

deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax

Reading this makes me so glad that my girlfriend in Mozambique is safely at home, making 870 dollars a day taking surveys online.

DerekJohnson

These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead. - Seth Myers

nihilistdawg

Te'o's story has as many holes as Sark's fence.

MikeDamone

Teo was in on it. No fucking way he was a victim. He needs to come clean and move the fuck on.

nihilistdawg

Te'o was in something...and odds are it was the Tui cousin

pat_hm

So Notre Dame releases a statement saying Manti was the victim of a hoax and had no idea that his girlfriend was fake. Yes, the same girlfriend that he claimed to talk to for hours and hours on the phone every night and fall asleep listening to each other breathing. That was all a trick. And that he didn’t go to her funeral because she insisted he not miss a game, not because, oh you know, she was never a real person in the first place. Well it was vs Michigan, right?

nihilistdawg

And he met her after the ND/Stanford...until now, when he only knew her online.

pat_hm

Well at least now everyone has the green light to make dead girlfriend jokes with zero repercussions. All the jokes you wanted to make about Manti Te’o's closet homosexuality are now fair game. You can say whatever you want now and nobody can call you a scumbag because no matter what there’s a bigger scumbag out there who made up a fake dead chick. #awesome

RaceBannon

I think he wins the Heisman if he came out. #LibrulMedia

DerrickJohnsonsCraw

pat_hm said:

Well at least now everyone has the green light to make dead girlfriend jokes with zero repercussions. All the jokes you wanted to make about Manti Te’o's closet homosexuality are now fair game. You can say whatever you want now and nobody can call you a scumbag because no matter what there’s a bigger scumbag out there who made up a fake dead chick. #awesome

Until you have a fake girlfriend die, you have no fucking right to judge. Just Stop.

nihilistdawg

if we're going to start making fun of dead people that never existed, I'M OUT

pat_hm

Joseph Smith is spinning in his fake grave