OFFICIAL Euro 2016 Pick'em

Not doing Copa America, because we don't do exhibition tournaments and the US sucks. Plus, we keep it Euro-centric in this bitch.

First round is due by June 10. Pick the order of the groups. Will reset picks for the knockout round.

One point for each team picked in the correct finishing order. Knockout games will be worth more when we get there.

Group A

France
Romania
Albania
Switzerland

Group B

England
Russia
Wales
Slovakia

Group C

Germany
Ukraine
Poland
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Czech Republic
Turkey
Croatia

Group E

Belgium
Italy
Republic of Ireland
Sweden

Group F

Portugal
Iceland
Austria
Hungary

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Bonus points for correctly predicting the number of successful terrorist attacks. The O/U is set at 5 because France seems to suck at defending themselves.

Group A

1st France
4th Romania
2nd Albania
3rd Switzerland

Group B

1st England
2nd Russia
4th Wales
3rd Slovakia

Group C

1st Germany
3rd Ukraine
2nd Poland
4th Northern Ireland

Group D

1st Spain
3rd Czech Republic
4th Turkey
2nd Croatia

Group E

1st Belgium
2nd Italy
4th Republic of Ireland
3rd Sweden

Group F

1st Portugal
4th Iceland
3rd Austria
2nd Hungary

What defines a "successful" terror attack...?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Turkey v Spain and England v Russia are my pressure cooker favorites.

I like Germany in this one.

Tommy gets bonus points for raising an important question. The answer is that it will completely subjective and based on @Halal_Dawg opinion of what defines success.

Also, lol at the butt hurt @Tequilla flag after #MyBlues embarrassed him.

The field.

Bad_MotherDucker

Pinguine uber alle

I have the dirty bomb +250

#MyNazis

I'll do mine tonight. Thanks for the reminder guys.

doogsinparadise

France. Too lazy to do the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpjzjNFIXI

Does this count?

Group A
1.France 2.Switzerland 3.Romania 4.Albania

Group B
1.England 2.Slovakia 3.Russia 4.Wales

Group C
1.Germany 2.Ukraine 3.Poland 4.Northern Ireland

Group D
1.Spain 2.Croatia 3.Turkey 4.Czech Republic

Group E
1.Belgium 2.Italy 3.Sweden 4.Republic of Ireland

Group F
1.Portugal 2.Austria 3.Iceland 4.Hungary

Group A

France
Switzerland
Albania
Romania

Group B

England
Slovakia
Wales
Russia

Group C

Germany
Poland
Ukraine
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Turkey
Croatia
Czech Republic

Group E

Italy
Belgium
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Iceland
Austria
Hungary

doogsinparadise

Group A

France
Switzerland
Albania
Romania

Group B

England
Wales
Slovakia
Russia

Group C

Germany
Ukraine
Poland
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Croatia
Turkey
Czech Republic

Group E

Belgium
Italy
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Austria
Iceland
Hungary

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fuck it:

Group A

France
Switzerland
Romania
Albania

Group B

Russia
England
Slovakia
Wales

Group C

Germany
Ukraine
Poland
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Croatia
Czech Republic
Turkey

Group E

Belgium
Italy
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Austria
Hungary
Iceland

Liverpool 3rd stringer starts for Wales. Bad sign there. Who's the gay man on the left in the booth?

bbc.com/news/uk-36506917

TierbsHsotBoobs

bbc.com/news/uk-36506917

I hope the Russians REALLY get their stadium riot game developed by 2018.

Assuming Putin hasn't started WW3 with Trump by then.

doogsinparadise

Never trust England in a major tournament. I should've known better.

Never trust England in a major tournament. I should've known better.

I actually think they will turn it around and make the next round.

I got a kick of the Belgian coach saying "Italy didn't play real football" in criticism of their counterattacking style. No, you got out coached and were too stupid to know that Italy has always played that way.

doogsinparadise

Italy's underachieved for a few years, so it might just be their time to come around.

How are #myGreeks doing?

Italy's underachieved for a few years, so it might just be their time to come around.

I don't think this is their year. They are missing their playmakers in Pirlo, Verratti, and Marchisio. They won't beat good teams like Germany and Spain. However, I picked them above Belgium because they are a matchup nightmare for a team like that. Belgium lacks the discipline to play with a team like Italy that will pick you apart on the counter.

doogsinparadise

How are #myGreeks doing?

As good as the Dutch.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.

Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.
Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.

Aphrodite would DISAGREE with you.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.
Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.
Aphrodite would DISAGREE with you.

Fuck that bitch, she needed goddess powers just to get with Hercules.

I'll figure out first round results tonight.

Here is the knockout bracket (open in new window if it looks fuzzy):

Fill out the entire bracket before the first game on Saturday if you want to play.

2.5 points for each quarterfinalist picked (20 total)
5 points for each semifinalist picked (20 total)
10 for each finalist (20 total)
20 for the winner

Fuck off.

Comments

Bonus points for correctly predicting the number of successful terrorist attacks. The O/U is set at 5 because France seems to suck at defending themselves.

Group A

1st France
4th Romania
2nd Albania
3rd Switzerland

Group B

1st England
2nd Russia
4th Wales
3rd Slovakia

Group C

1st Germany
3rd Ukraine
2nd Poland
4th Northern Ireland

Group D

1st Spain
3rd Czech Republic
4th Turkey
2nd Croatia

Group E

1st Belgium
2nd Italy
4th Republic of Ireland
3rd Sweden

Group F

1st Portugal
4th Iceland
3rd Austria
2nd Hungary

What defines a "successful" terror attack...?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Turkey v Spain and England v Russia are my pressure cooker favorites.

I like Germany in this one.

Tommy gets bonus points for raising an important question. The answer is that it will completely subjective and based on @Halal_Dawg opinion of what defines success.

Also, lol at the butt hurt @Tequilla flag after #MyBlues embarrassed him.

The field.

Bad_MotherDucker

Pinguine uber alle

I have the dirty bomb +250

#MyNazis

I'll do mine tonight. Thanks for the reminder guys.

doogsinparadise

France. Too lazy to do the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpjzjNFIXI

Does this count?

Group A
1.France 2.Switzerland 3.Romania 4.Albania

Group B
1.England 2.Slovakia 3.Russia 4.Wales

Group C
1.Germany 2.Ukraine 3.Poland 4.Northern Ireland

Group D
1.Spain 2.Croatia 3.Turkey 4.Czech Republic

Group E
1.Belgium 2.Italy 3.Sweden 4.Republic of Ireland

Group F
1.Portugal 2.Austria 3.Iceland 4.Hungary

Group A

France
Switzerland
Albania
Romania

Group B

England
Slovakia
Wales
Russia

Group C

Germany
Poland
Ukraine
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Turkey
Croatia
Czech Republic

Group E

Italy
Belgium
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Iceland
Austria
Hungary

doogsinparadise

Group A

France
Switzerland
Albania
Romania

Group B

England
Wales
Slovakia
Russia

Group C

Germany
Ukraine
Poland
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Croatia
Turkey
Czech Republic

Group E

Belgium
Italy
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Austria
Iceland
Hungary

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fuck it:

Group A

France
Switzerland
Romania
Albania

Group B

Russia
England
Slovakia
Wales

Group C

Germany
Ukraine
Poland
Northern Ireland

Group D

Spain
Croatia
Czech Republic
Turkey

Group E

Belgium
Italy
Sweden
Republic of Ireland

Group F

Portugal
Austria
Hungary
Iceland

Liverpool 3rd stringer starts for Wales. Bad sign there. Who's the gay man on the left in the booth?

bbc.com/news/uk-36506917

TierbsHsotBoobs

bbc.com/news/uk-36506917

I hope the Russians REALLY get their stadium riot game developed by 2018.

Assuming Putin hasn't started WW3 with Trump by then.

doogsinparadise

Never trust England in a major tournament. I should've known better.

Never trust England in a major tournament. I should've known better.

I actually think they will turn it around and make the next round.

I got a kick of the Belgian coach saying "Italy didn't play real football" in criticism of their counterattacking style. No, you got out coached and were too stupid to know that Italy has always played that way.

doogsinparadise

Italy's underachieved for a few years, so it might just be their time to come around.

How are #myGreeks doing?

Italy's underachieved for a few years, so it might just be their time to come around.

I don't think this is their year. They are missing their playmakers in Pirlo, Verratti, and Marchisio. They won't beat good teams like Germany and Spain. However, I picked them above Belgium because they are a matchup nightmare for a team like that. Belgium lacks the discipline to play with a team like Italy that will pick you apart on the counter.

doogsinparadise

How are #myGreeks doing?

As good as the Dutch.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.

Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.
Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.

Aphrodite would DISAGREE with you.

How are #myGreeks doing?
As good as the Dutch.
Even f the Dutch lose, they still win due to the amount of top shelf pussy that resides in their homeland. Greeks...... not as abundant.
Aphrodite would DISAGREE with you.

Fuck that bitch, she needed goddess powers just to get with Hercules.

I'll figure out first round results tonight.

Here is the knockout bracket (open in new window if it looks fuzzy):

Fill out the entire bracket before the first game on Saturday if you want to play.

2.5 points for each quarterfinalist picked (20 total)
5 points for each semifinalist picked (20 total)
10 for each finalist (20 total)
20 for the winner

Fuck off.

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