Please maturbate in your dorm room

HuskyJW

doogsinparadise

"Please see your RA with any questions."

Sure.

PurpleThrobber

#littleswimmerlivesmatter

LoneStarDawg

Sounds like they have a lot of attack helicopters dropping hot loads wrecking critical infrastructure

TierbsHsotBoobs

*masturbate

PostGameOrangeSlices

trolololol

DeepSeaZ

What kind of weird d ass system can't handle some hot shots? What happens if you spill shampoo? Does the shower flood the entire bathroom?

doogsinparadise

DeepSeaZ said:

What kind of weird d ass system can't handle some hot shots? What happens if you spill shampoo? Does the shower flood the entire bathroom?

I think you're underestimating how much 18 and 19-year-olds like to masturbate.

AlCzervik

It's funny because it's UW-"Whitewater."

dnc

How long until this gets blamed for an increase in #RapeCulture?

"When they stopped letting the boys masturbate in the showers they found innocent coeds to direct their pent-up sexual energies."