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Tyrone's Apple Cup: Non Bowl Eligible Edition
TyronesGhost
Member Posts: 20
Greetings all fellow Doogs!
It's of course apple cup week, and since I am familiar with this game I'm here to provide you with a lot of hot insight and sweet analysis that you all have been craving!
Now first off I know quite a bit about the Apple Cup. You may remember me from some of your favorite hits like... Losing to Paul Wulff in '08, Losing to Bill Doba in '07 and '05...
Now I know what that the Apple turd doesn't fall far from the Turkey Tree so I'll make this brief.
Keys to the game.
- Kawasaki and the Doog D. Will Qualls be playing? Deep Throat Choate says so, and that means he will end up being an awkward force...you know like when Luke SkyFalker kissed his sister in that movie where Sark played the drunk fag robot. Expect a safety here.
- Babushka vs The Cuog secondary. They have a lot of Samoans over there look but don't expect Girl Scout OC Smith to cash in on any sales. The beavers were nice and loose and anybody can score on them. expect zero points here.
- Falk will be out but watch out for the other QB he'll create his own offense with 3 and outs and a fieldgoal.
Final Score 3-2 Cuogs
MVP - Your liver for sitting through this season
Things to watch for - Some bullshit in the press conference about the future.
It's of course apple cup week, and since I am familiar with this game I'm here to provide you with a lot of hot insight and sweet analysis that you all have been craving!
Now first off I know quite a bit about the Apple Cup. You may remember me from some of your favorite hits like... Losing to Paul Wulff in '08, Losing to Bill Doba in '07 and '05...
Now I know what that the Apple turd doesn't fall far from the Turkey Tree so I'll make this brief.
Keys to the game.
- Kawasaki and the Doog D. Will Qualls be playing? Deep Throat Choate says so, and that means he will end up being an awkward force...you know like when Luke SkyFalker kissed his sister in that movie where Sark played the drunk fag robot. Expect a safety here.
- Babushka vs The Cuog secondary. They have a lot of Samoans over there look but don't expect Girl Scout OC Smith to cash in on any sales. The beavers were nice and loose and anybody can score on them. expect zero points here.
- Falk will be out but watch out for the other QB he'll create his own offense with 3 and outs and a fieldgoal.
Final Score 3-2 Cuogs
MVP - Your liver for sitting through this season
Things to watch for - Some bullshit in the press conference about the future.
Comments
UW's front 7 will be gouging out eyeballs in this one.